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SimplyNacht

@smplyncht.bsky.social
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LV40 Bard; Charisma-Points: 0 Making stupid remarks is my passion. Don't be offended by my words. Be offended by my face. Mastodon: @SimplyNacht@ieji.de Discord: SimplyNacht Stoat: SimplyNacht#1341

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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
"So, you wanted to tell me something, Jeff?" -"Yeah... Well, let me be frank..." "Okay? I'll let you be Frank." -"Thanks, appreciate it. To cut to the Chase: your content sucks." "Well, I appreciate your Feedback, Frank, but I think you sound like an asshole." -"What?" "What?"
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
All hail Princess Sofi, Lady of Alba Iulia, Regent of some place in Germany. Hail, hail.
A small fuzzy white/brown Dog on a red least sitting om green grass
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Day 3 of being Back at Work. I'm slowly gaining the trust of the natives. They have weird traditions, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. Coffee still tastes like Shit, tho.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
3 weeks on the road mean 3 weeks worth of laundry. I'll be travelling naked next time.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
And where it ends. 5.732 kms later i'm Back Home.
Photo of a dashboard showing the mileage of a Camper: 241174 kilometres
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Last stop for this vacation. Hohenfelde, Thuringia. Very nice Campsite.
Photo of a camping spot
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Buchenwald memorial, Germany.
Map of the Buchenwald Concentration camp memorial
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Next Stop: Landshut, Bavaria, Germany. Back in Deutschland.
Picture of a medieval gate with two Towers
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ciao Italia and Grüß Gott, Österreich. Today's stop: Weissensee. I miss Romania. Since coming to Croatia there are just too many people on the Campsites.
Photo of a mountain.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
"I bath in the blood of my enemies!", I shout, as I smash three mosquitoes on my Leg, leaving blood-red stains. I'm gonna lead this extinction war.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm sitting in front of my camper, as a middle-aged man comes up to me and immediately tries to sell me Extra Virgine Olive Oil. In Italian. I don't speak (much) Italian. He doesn't speak any english. That's Italy. Oh, if someone needs Extra Virgine Olive Oil, hit me up. I know a guy.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Next Stop: Volpera, Italy Dear Italians, Why would you make this? Sincerely, Me
A bottle of San Pellegrino Cocktail. Urgh.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The romans apparently had some sick shows back then with that many chairs. Picture taken at the Arena in Pula, Croatia.
Picture of the stage at the Arena in Pula.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Yum yum.
Cevapcici with greek salad in blue bowls
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Today's stop: Pula, Croatia. Booked 2 nights on this lot that's the tourist equivalent to chickens kept in Cages. Anyways, the weather is good.
Picture of a rocky beach
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Nom.
Photo of my Dinner:
Mashed garlic potatoes with Rosemary garlic pork cutlet and corn on the cob.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
🎶Shine bright like a diamond 🎶
Photo of Senj Promenade with the sun shining.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The view from up here is nice. Castle Nehaj, Senj, Croatia.
Photo of 3 cannons facing towards an island in the adriatic sea
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Sunset over some smaller islands in the adriatic sea
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Starting my life as a food influencer now.
Some random bearded dude in front of the adriatic sea while cooking4 bowls of penne bolognese
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
13th day, 13th Destination: Senj at the Croatian Coast.
Blue ocean water
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
12th day, 12th Destination. Today: Vrelo Korenicko, Croatia. Right beside the Plitvicka Lakes National Park. (Which is btw one of the most beulautiful NPs i've visited.) Tomorrow we'll finally see some ocean.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Plitvicka Jezera National Park, Croatia
Photo of a waterfall
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The Bridge that seperates us from Croatia. Good morning.
Photo of a path along some trees. In tge distance is a Bridge.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
11th day, 11th Stop. Barcs, Hungary. It's dark. 12 hours drive. I'm tired. Good night.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Cried like a little bitch today. Good news, though: Sofi will come to Germany in September and will find her forever-home at our place.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The last hours together with Sofi on the Road. I'll miss the little one. Let's see how Dex will react when she isn't there anymore.
Photo of two small dogs sitting on dry grass
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
10th day, 10th Destination. Martinie, Romania. Just passed the Transalpina. Beautiful Landscapes.
Photo of Green mountains taken from a Valley.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What a beautiful view to wake up to.
Photo of a lake with a boat and a tree.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
9th day, 9th Destination: budeasa mare, Romania. Pretty nice Lake.
Photo of a lake with sunset in the background.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Waiting for the other humans to come back from shopping in Bukarest.
Two dogs waiting on a parking lot
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Chilling in the Shadows. Definitely a good choice when you don't have sunscreen on.
Two dogs, on sitting one lying on it's Back. In the background there's a House.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yesterday marked the 8th day, the 8th stop AND the day my mobile finally deny service. So i just post a day later. Arrived in berca, Romani. AmazingTippen Sie auf ein Element, um es in das Textfeld einzufügen. Campsite, astonishing nature and great food. 10/10 would recommend coming Here.
Landscape picture of some Mountains with the sun shining.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Over 1400 stairs just to be greeted by this guy on Poenari Castle. Worth it.
A mannequin with traditional romanian clothes
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Romania: Where the cops stop by to let you know that there's a fucking brownbear 100 meters away from you vibing its way down the street to get a late night snack at the local eatery.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
7th day, 7th Stop. Spooky wooky Dracula Camping at the Transfaragašan right beside Poenari Castle. 4 more days in Romania. Then we'll drop off Sofi at the shelter and set off to Croatia.
Photo of the Campsite with our camper in the Back
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Yesterday's tourguide greeted me this morning at 6am. Such dedication to ones Job. Such a good Boy. Did I mention that Romania has a huge stray dog Population?
A big black and white dog
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Sixth day, sixth Stop. Today, Michelsberg, Romania. No picture today, cause it's dark. Spent 7 hrs today trying to arrange a shelter handover and failed miserably, 'cause the quarantine station was full. Now we have a 2nd dog traveling with us. At least until tuesday next week. Say hello to Sofi.
A small white/ Brown fuzzy #dog #travel
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Reminder to self: Don't go to Romania if you have a soft spot for dogs.
A small white fuzzy dog
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Fifth day, fifth Stop. Today: Gârda de Sus, Romania. Met the cutest stray dog. Now my dog's best friend. Just need to convince people to take her with us... Mission Impossible.
A photo showing a river and houses om the left.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Whole campground is empty. A total of 4 cars are parked here, in the distance cats are fighting, it's raining and i haven't slept too much, cause something decided to knock at our window tonight, causing my brain to switch into alarm mode. Himmelarschundzwirn. Later: Romania. Hopefully.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Fourth day, fourth Stop. Jo napot Jósvafö, Magyar. It feels like a ghosttown here.
A map of Jósvafö, a small village on the border of Slovakia and Hungary.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Curious neighbors be like...
A dog looking outside a window while partly hiding behind drapes, asking wtf the squirrels in the yard are planning.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Day 4 - still in Hrabušice. Did some hiking in a local gorge and snapped some pics. In a few hours we'll be leaving for Hungary.
Photo of a sign surrounded by greenery.A pink flower in the gorge.Overview in the gorge.A small cave.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Third day, third stop. Today: Podlesok, Hrabušice in Slovakia. Bad weather, but awesome Campsite.
Photo of a Campsite in Slovakia. #travel
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Preparing Dinner at a god forsaken time under the nightsky: check Having a nice cold cherry-choco Beer: check Life is good.
Photo of a gasstove with a pot on it, as well as other utensils and a bottle of cherry choco Beer.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Second day, second Destination reached. Dzien dobry Polana Glodowka I need a drink.
Photo of a mountainrange
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The unbroken resolve of not looking at the camera is astonishing.
A dog in front of a corn field,not looking at the camera.
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SimplyNacht @smplyncht.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Arrived at the first Destination: Gäbendorfer See. It's hot. If you're looking for me, i'm taking a dip in the Lake.
Photo of a camping table beside a caravan. The sun is shining.
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