Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I don’t have any faith in Gavin Newsom i just support the art of being mean wherever I see it. 0171
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Rough day for Tesla drivers. Everyone’s gonna key that shit now. 0100
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 30/05/2025If you don’t do this to me when I die, i’ll be furious. 180
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 09/05/2025A lot of people think American hegemony is in decline, but we currently have both ThePope AND The Anti-Christ so… 160
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 30/04/2025We all laughed at him, but pollen season has me doing this five times a day. 0120
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 19/04/2025This is how conservatives think about the economy. 090
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Welp, “we can’t just ignore the President’s desires.” 160
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Wow. Everything IS computer. www.barrons.com/articles/tar...barrons.comNew Tariff Rules Favor Apple, Nvidia, Dell and OthersA new list of goods to be excluded from the latest round of tariffs on U.S. importers was released, and it includes smartphones, PCs, servers and other technology goods, many of which are assembled in... 070
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 11/04/2025This is correct and under-discussed. washingtonmonthly.com/2025/04/08/t...washingtonmonthly.comTrump's Tariffs Aren't Economics. They're a Cultural Purge | Washington MonthlyTrump's blunderbuss tariff policies are a declaration of war on the half of America that didn’t vote for him. 050
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 11/04/2025The second horseman of the recession has arrived. djmag.com/news/skrille...djmag.comSkrillex surprise releases new album: ListenThe 34-track 'F*CK U SKRILLEX YOU THINK UR ANDY WARHOL BUT UR NOT!! 041
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Why not screen it for traces of Fentanyl? That fake excuse is just as made up. 040
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Bad form of me not to provide: www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-ra...thedailybeast.comElon Musk Rage Quits Livestream After Being Cyberbullied by Gamers“YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY” 110
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I don’t think the American public, broadly, had correctly identified the cause of their actual problems once in my lifetime. 060
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The Americans of today have no ability to tolerate even minor pain and are too intellectually stunted to understand why they are suffering. A lethal combination. 170
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 09/04/2025This is easy. They will become even more insane but will direct that madness at a completely unrelated target. 191
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Someday Elon is going to die, and it’s going to be funny, and people are going to say “don’t laugh! He has a family that loves him!” I think it’s very important to remember that no, in fact, he very specifically does not. 1162
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 05/04/2025They’ve correctly noted that while labor unions are not their natural allies, the membership itself is more culturally conservative than it is economically rational. 000
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 05/04/2025They want a nation of factory laborers and mine workers because they’re easier to control. 130
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 05/04/2025When you combine this suicidal trade gesture with their attacks on scientific research and the greatest university system in the world it’s impossible to draw any other conclusion. 130
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 05/04/2025They actually want to reshore sweatshops because people with high-paying laptop jobs don’t like them. 120
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Boer approaching floor. www.politico.com/news/magazin...politico.comTrump Tells Inner Circle That Musk Will Leave SoonThe president is pleased with Elon Musk, but the decision comes as the tech mogul increasingly looks like a political liability. 010
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Well they have the same values so… www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/p...cnn.comThe Taliban senses an opening as it pushes for diplomatic recognition in talks with Trump administration | CNN PoliticsIn the two months since Donald Trump became president, the Taliban has ratcheted up its efforts to ingratiate itself with the Trump administration, appearing to sense an opening to re-establish offici... 010
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It’s the most correct thing to do but it’s galling that he gets to claim vindication while being very obviously guilty 110
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025If you’re purely concerned about efficient spending then you have to let George Soros run DOGE now. Sorry. 0172
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025So having an historically corrupt President has forced us to exonerate an obviously corrupt mayor. Shit sucks. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/02/n...nytimes.comJudge Ends Eric Adams Case, but Sharply Criticizes Trump’s Justice DepartmentThe judge, Dale E. Ho, refused to let the government leave open the prospect of reinstating corruption charges against Mayor Eric Adams. But his decision recognized the president’s power to determine ... 130
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 02/04/2025In the American lexicon “liberation” is a word we we often use to describe dropping a bunch of bombs on something we’ll later regret so… 010
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025We used to send USAID to combat this sort of thing abroad, but now we have developing world crises at home. 010
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Texas is the oil rich second largest economy in the wealthiest country on Earth and yet every story from there sounds like a third world country. “eradicated disease outbreak” “power grid collapse.” That’s GOP control. 1103
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I do this even when I’m not watching The White Lotus. Normalize Carrie Cooning. 0140
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Nice to see this. My current ranking is Myrie, A. Adams, Mamdani, then Lander. Great that they’re doing this, the WFP is basically the only minor party that actually works at gaining electoral power. 011
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Ultimately, abundance would have been a great framework for a new Democratic president, less so as a framework for winning back power, and it isn’t calibrated to account for the damage of the current regime. 010
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I’m generally sympathetic to the abundance agenda but I do think it relies heavily on the assumption of a world beating U.S. economy which we simply will not have by the time this is over, if indeed it ever is. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/...amp.cnn.comDow sinks 500 points. Stocks are on track for their worst quarter since 2023 | CNN BusinessUS stocks were lower Friday as investors digested inflation data that showed an uptick in one of the Federal Reserve’s key gauges, underscoring the delicate state of the economy as businesses brace fo... 150
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I just don’t think most Americans know who any of these people are and so this survey is very funny to me 010
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I want to meet one of the Americans who claims to have a very unnfavorable opinion of Hildegard of Bingen. 380
Evan DeSimone @smorgasboredom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Oh? You think YOU have terrible birthday twins? These are mine. 050
