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@smorgasboard.bsky.social
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great news! You can now let Amazon know when your spouse dies
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watering my plans when it rains so they have a more immersive suburban experience
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Ok how do I get to the fun part of this app
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
“can you even believe this guy” the guy:
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you were Winston do you think you’d be more churchill or overwatch
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Giving up sobriety for lent
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need anything else besides chicken tenders?
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Jessica was in his mid to mid to mid century days
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When I was a kid I used to be a little bit of a kid
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Is this photoshopped or is it a spider
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Grammy looked just like this
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
New cheetoh
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Wall eyes over here
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I feel like this even though I don’t know what the problem with this app and how I can be better at the app and not get a response
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Not yet!
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oh my goodness I love you so much and I hope you have a wonderful time with her
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m not sure what you are saying here but it sounds to be that you have to have the same type as a normal human being and that is not what I meant
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I am on the road now
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I don’t have teeth but I have a dentist
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My grill dinner is done ✅ and I’m going home for dinner 🍲 with a few people
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Do I have a new job yet
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
However I do not want the government taking away our freedom
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
He is the one that I want
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m just gonna have my pop up on my way to the house to pick it out for me to get my nails 💅 cut tomorrow morning so I’ll just go ahead on the way
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Mossy skin
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
For the first time in my life I have a feeling that I will be able to get a job
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The only way I could do that was if you had to come over here 👈
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I m keeping my cat in the bathroom
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The chicken 🐔 and rice are in a bag and the rice and the chicken 🐔 is on top and I just want you guys to know
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The most recent example was in February where I got the news 📰 from my sister 👩
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I am so happy 😁 thank you
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fool of you
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Turds?
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’m just going home 🏡 and I’m not going back in the office today so I’m not going home 🏡 tomorrow I just have some thing for the week I guess so I’m not worried 😦 but I’ll just have it ready and I don’t want it in case it comes out bad
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dagger dicc
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sick nips
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Conic
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fb hunts host harms hairy album has soon Ft at full all all all is right now in this space I think 🤔 maybe 🤔 but I’m still a little nervous 😥 and it’s just the way things go I think 💭 we are in this world 🗺️ now that the music 🎵 has become so mainstream in a long ways I can’t imagine the way
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me asf
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Looks like tortuga
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oh I’m keeping my eyes open
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Yea I think it’s a good idea to get a new one and see if it works for you
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sexy low-key
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ojos
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Gregg
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honk if you honk @smorgasboard.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The most common type is a single or single
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