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Smools5000

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Trying something new & sharing my nerd spreadsheet solely to obsess over #BB28

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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve never been more sure that Devens was Hamilton and Drew was Burr this summer #bb28
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Tooms @toomsbb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hope to never see Angela Murray anywhere ever again. 🤞 #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devens when Julie mentions that extra $10k in his pocket from the pharaohs curse twist #bb28
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Peter Griffin's Sneaky Stealth
ALT: Peter Griffin's Sneaky Stealth
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Salina MF Estitties STRUTING THE BB STAGE was the life blood of the finale #bb28
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Alyssa Edwards & Tatianna: Dancing Drag Race Lipsync
ALT: Alyssa Edwards & Tatianna: Dancing Drag Race Lipsync
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taylor claiming the Lyric flip as her “big move” #bb28
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Lakers Player Misses Shot
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taylor: *claims the lyric flip as her move* Dee: #bb28
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Smirk
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Drew you ready to have your heart broken a 2nd time in 1 night? Let’s get to the results for AFP” #bb28
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Make It Stop Meme Reaction
ALT: Make It Stop Meme Reaction
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ang is not a girls girl.
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope she dresses in a Green Goblin drag look, full glam, no short cuts.
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things I can’t wait for the #bb28 cast to see when they leave the house: Dee when Mallory beats up a pillow with her name on it. And the crash out diary room.
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things I can’t wait for the #bb28 cast to see when they leave the house: Angela finding out that Drew & Melody never kissed. And that the fans love their flirt-mance.
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things I can’t wait for the #bb28 cast to see when they leave the house: Drew finding out he was going to go home next to Mallory if he lost the 1000th episode block buster
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things I can’t wait for the #bb28 cast to see when they leave the house: Salina Estitties.
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d like to start a new series: Things I can’t wait for the cast of #bb28 to see when they leave the house. 1st on my list? Angela seeing LaLa saying “now we know who to get out first” a literal second after she walked in the door.
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All eviction votes for #bb28 --- looking forward to crowning our winner 👑 #bigbrother
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the competition/block stats up to the finale, for anyone studying & playing along in part 3 of the final HOH competition! #bigbrother #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Comp & Block stats post-eviction Week 9 #bb28 Taylor has seen the block the most, will Melody ever win anything?
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eviction votes Week 9 #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's what I've got for Win % based on comps played / comps won --- Yash is most likely to win this HOH if he doesn't throw it, based on his win to comps played ratio. Devens and Drew are close behind him! Don't count Dee out though 👀 #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am alone in my house going 'YOU GOT IT DEVENS ONE MORE' #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Angela Murray had cracked”
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Sheriff Barrett got promoted to HoH! #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you related to Hayley Thog Martin
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
With Drew sidelined for tonight’s HOH, here are the actual players competing and their Big Brother “batting averages” from comps played vs. comps won. Where my stat girlies at? #bb28 #bigbrother
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Votes to Evict Week 8 #bb28 #bigbrother
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A closer look at this week and Comp Wins + Block appearances overall! Through Week 8 Post-Eviction #bb28 #bigbrother
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ALL Comp & Block Stats so far - Through Week 8, Post-Eviction This is a crazy view of the game at this point, but it would be the best cheat sheet for some of these upcoming comps where questions about the game come up! Melody --- let's see a comp win this week, girl! You are the only 1! #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Melodyyyyyy you are so unique among the other houseguests. You are the only one to never win anything! I guess they can call you… the biggest loser! #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Taylorrrrr we had a WWE fighter, A survivor winner, and a professional drag queen on this season. But Taylor you have the best talent of them all... putting us all to sleep 😴 #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Yashhhhhhh you’ve got something weird on the back of your head … oh wait that’s supposed to be … your hairstyle #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Deeeee you are in the big brother house, not living on an island, so everyone would appreciate if you didn’t…. Smell like you were living on an island #bb28 #zing (I bet Dee smells incredible, this is just Zingbot coded)
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Angelaaaaa you were brought back to play another time! With that advantage, it’s impressive… how bad you are playing #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Lala I wrote a song for you with lots of La La’s in it. Lala Lala - everybody sing together Lala Lala - everyone is playing better #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot zings: Drewwwwwww you were on the block last week and now you are HOH, everyone is dying to know… how you are going to screw this up! #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ope! Thank you for the help
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing Zingbot Zings: Devenssssss you are a survivor veteran! How long will you survive the next challenge? Old age #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guessing a Zingbot Zing: Barrettttttt you have long arms and long legs, you must play Basketball! Are you as bad on the court as you are at competitions in the Big Brother house? #bb28 #zing
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what we got in the episode tonight -- wish this looked cute but the twist is... yucky #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
thog for a hog #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you for coming to the Midwest, this made my year 🥲
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No big brother please show us more of Dee & Angela looking at ants, we don’t wanna know what’s been going on for 2 days #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Breaking: There’s a new sheriff in town #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My hubbys pic of the moon 🌖 #eclipse
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
IF THERE WAS A COMP THIS WEEK, this is what the % likelihood of winning would look like based on wins & comps played #bb28 #bigbrother
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Comp & Block stats post-eviction week 7 #bb28 #bigbrother WISH I COULD FILL IN WEEK 8
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In case ya missed it, eviction votes from last night, closing out Week 7 #bb28 #bigbrother Fun Fact: Drew & Angela are the ONLY houseguests who have voted every single week & been on the right side of the vote every time. Mallory would have swapped this title with Drew had she won the Block Buster
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Check out my page, I be posting stats! I’ll post some later today 😊
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know your a Big Brother fan from Chicago when you type “Mallory” and it autocorrects to “Mallort” ☠️ #bb28
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*holy crap im being acknowledged* I thought the same thing!!!
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Smools5000 @smools5000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yesterday was unreal! Ran into Rob about 15 min after arriving at #RHAPcon and he was so nice while I was rambling/stuttering/nearly crying. Taran also gave me his undivided attention for a few minutes as I yapped about my bb spreadsheet. Love this community! @robhasapodcast.bsky.social
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