simon @smon.bsky.social · 12hi need to create something or i'll die and unfortunately i have the can't create disorder 110
simon @smon.bsky.social · 14hYou're JFK and just got shot but i'm driving and listening to Jump by Van Halen 010
simon @smon.bsky.social · 22hwouldn't wish this life on anyone (got a cut on my hand in a place that makes wiping my ass kind of a hassle) 010
simon @smon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026everything abt the social reckoning is making it real hard being a Jeremy Strong truther rn 000
simon @smon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yooo it's actually up on streamingopen.spotify.comHanging On The TelephoneThe Nerves · Hanging On The Telephone · Song · 2026 100
simon @smon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'll put a bomb under the danbury maaaall has been stuck in my head for days unfortunately 000
simon @smon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026october you all know what time it isyoutube.comEvery Monster Madness Season (Oldest to Newest) - YouTubeEvery episode of Monster Madness on YouTube from oldest to newest. 100
simon @smon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026David Foster Wallace would still be alive today if only he had experienced short form content 110
simon @smon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when your friend won't stop giving you reasons to make fun of their taste in men 020
simon @smon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yeeaaaahhh baaaabyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiiii'm sloppy jooooooooeeeee i'm sloppy joooee i'm sloppy joe 000
simon @smon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"hey dylan thought you'd wanna catch up on the music scene :-)" I'M GOOD BRO 😭🤣🤦♂️ 100
simon @smon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026control resonant is real as hell for making your one [1] friend force their extremely bad music taste on you 110
simon @smon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"[artist] done lost their damn mind/turned up the heat on these hoes" posts make me laugh every time and i always feel a bit bad afterward but that's life ig 000
simon @smon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026showing your friends your music is all fun and games until they hit you with the "would go hard as an anime op" 110
simon @smon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026when i was 4 i decided that my default thought would be a t rex standing kinda like this w a blank background and i still see him whenever i try to empty my mind 020
simon @smon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if you tell the police your name is suck dickson they legally can't detain you 010
simon @smon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026incredibly sad to see generations failing to band together against The Employer 010
simon @smon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026autotune is cool again!!!open.spotify.comonly a matter of timeki · only a matter of time · Song · 2026 000
simon @smon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026there are guys out there that go on selfie subs on reddit to jerk off and you expect me to participate in society 010
simon @smon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not saying lucy is the first to do fry screams over a rage beat but it's crazy how it doesn't happen more oftenopen.spotify.comALL SPEAKERS GO TO HEAVENLucy Bedroque · c · Song · 2026 000
simon @smon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026treating Being A Fan of something like it genuinely carries weight in the real world is one of those things i can't believe is seen as somewhat normal 100
simon @smon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026thought wow forever was a normal expansion with the worst name of all time 020
simon @smon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i would immediately 100% without question give a leg or an arm to cure my executive dysfunction 132
simon @smon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026deadass got a dent in my forehead from shooting a bow & arrow point blank straight into a big rock when i was 10 and having it bounce back into my skull 010
simon @smon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026not sure what i expected dude made virtual boyfriend asmr on the side 020
