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@smombat.bsky.social
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Leafs fan. Tauiwi in Aotearoa. Toitū te Tiriti. Trans rights are human rights. Views are my own. She/they 🍉 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏒 🎧📚✒️🇮🇪 🇳🇿

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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 14h
Ew. Surprised the team doesn’t get more of a villain edit given everything they’ve said and done these past months in particular.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 14h
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
I really, really hate the Oilers.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
Perfect 🤣
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
That’s not reporting. That’s making your interviewee uncomfortable in a way that you think will drive clicks and cause controversy. Fuck that guy. Terrible writer and irresponsible in the extreme.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
Oh yeah, that was a trip! Hell, he might as well enjoy it, eh. Certainly proving their selection right so far.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
It definitely played after one of his goals but I couldn’t tell if it was right after or after a break. (Listening on NHL radio can be iffy with my work wifi sometimes.) He seems like a fun character!
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
Don’t be shocked by that bullshit GQ article about Sharks 71. Their journalists have been doing this kinda self insert, make shit uncomfortable and weird stories for years. Reporters of all genders do it there. Remember the Chris Evans profile from like 15 years ago? They never learn.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 15h
Is his goal song Dancing Queen??
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 23h
Thank YOU. Best of luck with your midterms 💙 🤍
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, Spotify, what is the seven hells makes you think I want to hear Act ads between podcasts? Gross.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s coming together, right? Like, small sample size, and first period tonight very much excluded, they seem like they’re finding something? Also, how much did you yell when McKenna scored that beauty?
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Maple Leafs Prospects Guy @brigstew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Toronto Maple Leafs are fun again.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MATTHEWS. Holy hell. That was wild.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goddamnit.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WILLIAM. Okay, I think we all needed that. Now, don’t let up.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ROSLOVIC. Tie game!!!! He deserved that after how hard he’s been playing all night. Just fantastic.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are these guys still talking about an optional practice?! Jesus christ.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MCKENNA!!!!!!!!!!!! That was an amazing shot. And like what fight from Roslovic to keep that going before that.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Willy Styles 😍 Okay, c’mon guys. Keep going.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stolie’s great on the puck. Love to see it.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
McKenna’s first point 🥳 And what a shot from JT. Okay, now keep that going.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think it’s Gavin that’s the problem tonight. Also, he’s made some amazing passes. No one’s finishing anything.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could not have said it better. This is exactly how I feel. A few wins would settle the anxiety and would maybe keep some of the talking heads quiet for a spell. Hopefully they’ll come out fired up in the second.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, this isn’t great.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am all in on the Elias Pettersson revenge tour. Like, I know it’s only a few games into the season, but there are some guys you just wanna see get it back.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s definitely playing like a dude with something to prove!
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Doesn’t seem to have reached Paul Cotter, either??
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Swapping from Orville Peck’s Mule to the Canucks radio broadcast. Get ‘em, Petey.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At some point they gotta let Igor have a fight this season, right? That’s all he needs for a goalie Gordie Howe now.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here’s the banned books one. I love this part of my job. (Which isn’t actually part of my official job, but I sorta volunteered my way into it, which happens a lot in libraries.)
Library display of banned books. Gold spray painted banner that says banned books. 3 books on black book stands: A scatter of light by Malinda Lo; Dear Martin by Nic Stone; The Outsiders by SE Hinton. A selection of other YA books held up by yellow book stands. A selection of Banned books Bingo sheets with instructions for how to participate.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m pretty proud of this one.
Picture of a library display. 4 shelves of YA faceout horror/thriller books with a poster above them that is gray on a black background, says Spooky Season, and has an image of a creepy forest abd lots of bats. There are some large black bats on either side of the poster. On the right side of the shelving is a big display piece. It’s supposed to be the cover of the Book from Hocus Pocus. It’s made from crunched up packing paper, with red and black lines drawn in no pattern over it, and strips of masking tape over the lines to look like stitches. There’s also a paper plate eye with a blue paint iris that’s got very uneven pieces of masking tape around it to secure it in place.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spent the morning putting up displays for spooky season and banned books week. I feel better now.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 Damn this team is fun to watch.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of glazing of Doughty on the SHARKS broadcast is gross. Having a shit mental health day anyway, and I gotta tell ya, having to constantly hear the names of guys accused of assault in both games I’ve watched today? Not great.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s another non-call on a slash in the Sharks game. The refs are in fine form all over the NHL today. Sometimes it really boggles the mind.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s three games in. Why are we like this?
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Why Me? Confused Cartoon at Laptop
Alt: Black and white illustrated gif of a person looking in confusion and consternation at a laptop and then directly at the viewer as the POV switches through different poses, further away each time. The person is putting their hands up in confusion. The final frame of the gif includes the word ‘Why?’
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Um. I hate to be the one to tell you, but…
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ottawa’s gwg on a powerplay that never should have been. Diving in hockey is so freaking weird. I mean, more shots from the Leafs in the third would have been helped 🤷‍♀️ I want them to win them all, but they’re not going to. So. On to the next!
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s slate was wild. It had (almost) everything!
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, I hate how the Panthers play hockey.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Sharks team 🔥🔥🔥
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kniesy’s getting a hatty isn’t he? Fantastic for him 🥹
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Stitch Lilo I Miss You
Alt: Stitch, a little blue alien that looks like a teddy bear crossed with a rabbit, is sad. His ears droop. The text reads: I miss you.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Point. Man, it’s been wild.
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He did for sure. Thanks for the info! Hopefully it’ll surface at some point 😂
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They haven’t posted on in the usual spots, which is a bummer. (I add them to my hockey journal.)
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did I miss the belt pic??
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brains can be such complete arseholes 🫂
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smombat @smombat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am deeply curious about the “word” the other guy said to him that set him off so badly.
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