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@smolfrogge.bsky.social
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy cow im in a homeless shelter in nyc and its pretty bad. Not as bad as florida but its bad
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I leave florida on October 2nd. Im a little burnt out/tired from all the packing and deciding what to abandon. I think its just abandoning all the things I have. I try not to have attachments to objects but its more like... ...all this time was for nothing. At least I will be safer out of FL.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's my cousin and they owe me a lot of money.
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Ⓐ Punkyghoul 🏳️‍⚧️🌑🌕 (lux) Ⓐ @punkygal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey folks, I only have 140$ in my account. If anyone can afford to help I do much appreciate it. I don't get My disability payment till the 1st or the 2nd any help would be greatly appreciated hell even 10 bucks would be great!! #Mutualaid #help #trans #Igbtq #disabled cash.app/$punkygal90
Picture of my cash app QR code.  #disability #queer #lgbtq #lesbian #trans
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have the RICO act which means anyone also covering for those in the epstien files. those same people are also implicated in massive fraud and potentially other bigger crimes. www.law.cornell.edu/wex/racketee...
law.cornell.edu
Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) | Legal Information Institute
The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) is a federal law (codified at 18 U.S.C. §§ 1961-68) targeting organized criminal activity and racketeering.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is gothic crack to my veins (i dont know how that works but whatever this checks off boxes)
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sounds like im floating on fog in an empty echo-y city.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
See this Dog. He is a cool dog. A very cool dog that would donate to smolFrogge if he understood the concept of money. Or had money. Still very cool dog. gofund.me/91585ba23
A very cool dog without money or a concept of money. He's cool
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
feelin ebils.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I was a much younger man I had a habit of trying to convince conspiracy theorists I met of even crazier theories. if they denied the moon landing, I'd try to convince them the moon itself was a hoax, etc. Starting to worry that might have done lasting harm.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not exactly sure why people are following me Im just a small frog over here. Been dealing with bank stuff all day this time. Annoying fundraiser incoming: gofund.me/0523abd47
gofund.me
Donate to Heading out of the Swamps of Florida, Northbound., organized by Christopher Kelm
Online you may know be by smolFrogge, others know me as Christoph… Christopher Kelm needs your support for Heading out of the Swamps of Florida, Northbound.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Florida writ large could stand to have policies that are a touch more pedestrian safe. Alas Floridians feel more inspired by the sheer volume of Crosses that dot the sides of the highway and continue with reckless abandon.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A truly incredible idea! Make the supplement industry safer by far, require independent testing to validate claims, and also bring the entire conservative messaging ecosystem to its knees in one fell swoop! It's marvelous! More people should be talking about this potential - it's got legs!
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello new peoples! Hello people already there. Hello to the dead and hello to the ones not yet born. I think this covers my bases. Not going to lie even taking everything you absolutely need and nothing more is HEAVY. Shaving grams off while maintaining order in the pack like its resident evil.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well it looks like everything is screwing up as planned. Packing light for when the time comes to leave Florida. Hate to spam this link because I would rather trade labor for monies but the job market around here really sucks. I need a spot of help. gofund.me/4b2de3597
gofund.me
Donate to Heading out of the Swamps of Florida, Northbound., organized by Christopher Kelm
Online you may know be by smolFrogge, others know me as Christoph… Christopher Kelm needs your support for Heading out of the Swamps of Florida, Northbound.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Working on a video through a headache and packing things. I will be moving out of Florida on a Bicycle so I have to keep the pack weight low.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pounding headache yay. Sinus issues yeeah.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see you and will help repost the message.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see you scrolling past in a hurry. There is much doom and gloom on the internet these days. Help a small frog out in escaping the swamps of florida before its too late and becomes too expensive. Even if you cannot donate please share. Thank you in advance. gofund.me/733aa0b4d
gofund.me
Donate to Heading out of the Swamps of Florida, Northbound., organized by Christopher Kelm
Online you may know be by smolFrogge, others know me as Christoph… Christopher Kelm needs your support for Heading out of the Swamps of Florida, Northbound.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We can still have this phone we just need to yell louder.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to get the hell out of Florida ASAP.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's getting real raw down here in florida and i have nothing to launch me out of here.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The title and the article do not match here...
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i... have to.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Entomb yourselves in luxury bunkers today. Don't worry about the airholes."
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've been kinda busy. A story in 4 panels.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We should look inside the horses' mouth instead of focusing our energies into being "More Correct".
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You Have Alerted The Horse Meme
ALT: You Have Alerted The Horse Meme
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There should be a Weird and Intense club. Sometimes I wonder if I am too much for people. Then I realize some people are not doing enough. Otherwise I would be just 'Weird'.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Check your voter registration. This is what comes back and I am in florida. I dont like that last option.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love when I can just take a sharpie to my bank statement to make that zero look like a billion. Nobody told me I could do this.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Some Hollywood decisions defy logic" "Looney Tunes" We took a wrong turn at albuquerque, somewhere.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This happened November 15, 2017 during Trump's First Term. www.vogue.com/article/loui...
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Behold Trump, the president that is well known for honesty and paying for things at his own expense out of the goodness of his heart (I cannot find pictures of the inside of Air Force Tramp but...): www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump... www.thenews.com.pk/latest/14066...
The plane designed by President Trump has been completely customised for him. The chairs have Italian leather seats adorned with the Trump family coat of arms. The 24-karat gold plating goes through the entire plane.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perhaps, Perhaps.... they were checking to see if its still there. apnews.com/article/fort...
apnews.com
What to know about Fort Knox's gold depository
President Donald Trump says Elon Musk will be looking at Fort Knox, the legendary depository in Kentucky for American gold reserves, to make sure the gold is still there.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perhaps, Perhaps.... they were checking to see if its still there. apnews.com/article/fort...
apnews.com
What to know about Fort Knox's gold depository
President Donald Trump says Elon Musk will be looking at Fort Knox, the legendary depository in Kentucky for American gold reserves, to make sure the gold is still there.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, Did the 47th president remain loyal?
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does fort knox have gold? Who knows...
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Soon the Articles will read "Citizens start physically halting all Data Center Projects and Eject Councilmembers"
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Charlie Kirk Says Its Worth It, after all.
Top Left: Advertisement from Facebook that says "Gun Laws Don't Pause During Civil Unrest" Charlie Kirk stating "It's Worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so we can have the Second Amendment. News Article Headline of Suspect in Oregon quintuple homicide found dead in Washington: Investigation continues after 5 victims discovered on rural property. Date of Police Response was at 5:27 am, Saturday. Second Headline of News Article Headline reading A Montana man killed 8 relatives, including 4 kids, at Sunday dinner, a familly spokes person said. Date stamp of when the incident happened was Sunday, August 23, 2026
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
These are grand goals to have.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Doing my part by being incredibly broke.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This was not well recieved in the comments save for one guy claiming who had a sister with a PHD whose dissertation was "Unions R Bad AKSHUALLY". That comment was also not well recieved.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
El-Sayed: "and why are you raising your voice? Are you mad, bro?"
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I bought a regular 5 lbs bag of potatoes for $8.64 in Florida. But the real hard work is in renaming things on a Map. Really redefining the boundaries, here.
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smolfrogge.bsky.social @smolfrogge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Human-Caused" Lots of strange titles these days that kinda shove off responsiblity on collective action that we can take as a society.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m with you, mate. These false choice articles feel like a front for climate-change skeptics. Garbage content and I really hope The Guardian gets some better expertise on how to approach this deadly serious subject.
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