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SmolCatDad🔞

@smolcatdad.com
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Multilayered OS Software running in a meat vessel. Take no shit, allow no harm He/we/she(🥚-ish), kink account, Software engineer, TTRPG creator, cat rescuer, woodworker&diy 40ish, bi, genderfluid, married&monogamous, nurturing dom/owner, ADHD, ASD

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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 28/08/2026
This is how my feed showed me this thread. I thought you were about to get trained as an attack dog, just to get double cucked by a CNC scene...
Chloe and Rach's messages with nothing in between
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 18/08/2026
Ayomide Owayale from Questionable Content basks in a glow and says "ahhh validation"
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 01/07/2026
... *Looks up leather dresses* Oh no. OH NO. This should NOT be my first dress... ........ But hear me out.
A woman dressed in a Black Faux Leather Coat, Skirt & Gloves with red Satin Shirt. The outfit screams "executive domme".
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 15/06/2026
A balanced personality test outcome for comparison with neon genesis evangalion personality quiz. Asuka's graph is the highest but only by one step
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 10/06/2026
Narrator: and here we see the wild chimera. Scientists debate whether this is a territorial display or a mating ritual.
A screen shot of the whiplash that is atra's feed
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 24/05/2026
See, this is why the fea get a bad rep. *Unfurls long contact* It's not so much a TRICK as simple minded folks not believing someone would WANT such a deal. (*Points* "Sign here, here, date here, initial here, pick a duration or check here for "terminate at will"*). Pure slander. Do you agree?
"The Gentleman", from "Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell" played by Marc Warren, stares at you with piercing eyes.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 16/05/2026
... I misinterpreted at first... And I thought "no no, little birds go in cages not stocks"
A wooden stockade made from a board split with leather lined holes for the head, wrists and ankles. Suspension points would allow the prisoner to lashed fully in place.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 10/05/2026
This is me
Ok. But that's worse.
You do get how that's worse, right?
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 22/04/2026
No no, not you @shiftingentity.bsky.social , we all know that's against the rules.
A pathetic pup liking my "touche" post.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 03/04/2026
Wtf
A screen shot of an instant repost by a crowdfunding bot
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 03/01/2026
... This is horseshit. How dare you.
River's word of the 2026 is bullshit and they won't let me redo. Cock fucking dick as fuck butts... *Grinds teeth*. I deserve so much cooler.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 03/01/2026
... Please just kill me now ... Maybe I'll try baking again? We do have time between projects again I suppose.
Seth's 2026 word of the year.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 03/01/2026
Oh, well that's a pleasant surprise
2026 word for Smol
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 03/01/2026
Hmm, I suppose we have begun to act as more of a pack...
Merriam-Webster's 2026 word of the year for Keeper
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 30/12/2025
Related to your skills and interests @summervixen.bsky.social, any chance I can cash in some karma for my friend here? 🌀 😺 You are filled with generosity towards kitties. 🌀 😺
Summer Vixen makes an offer, just as Chloe made a serendipitously related request.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 21/11/2025
A medieval aristocrat asks a peasant "I'm sorry, is this some sort of Bottom joke that I'm too Dom to understand?"
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 30/10/2025
A screen cap of my post being liked by LeonDuvall
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 12/10/2025
Tom Cardy dressed in a sparkly blue track suit with a white T-shirt and eyeliner, and with caption reading "very expensive little Chihuahua boy".
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 06/09/2025
Patience... Patience...
Bluesky reactions nearing 150 💜
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 23/08/2025
Alright, I'll bite. (Three copies of image to fit all the alt text)
Instant Feral Dom Trigger: Asks to be Hypnotized Again.

S Tier (Gets My Attention): Hypnotic Fire; Hypnotized to Kneel; Altered Perception; Hypnotized to Have a Specific Fetish (Fresh Install); Blushing While Under; Corruption; Consensual Hypnosis; Eyes Fluttering.

A Tier (Always A Turn On): Hypnotized to Feel Tied Up (Bondage); Hypnotic Amnesia (Specific Things); Self Hypnosis; Hypnotic Roll; Hypnotized Hypnotist; Slow Hypnosis; Mouth Hanging Open; Unaware What They’re Doing; Happy Trance; Hypnotic Conversion; Pet Play (Cat); Aware but Unable to Stop; Bimbofication; Altered Common Sense; Hypnotized to Confess; Hypnotized to Post Online (Tweet); Hypnotized to Masturbate; Hypnotized to Strip; Hypnotized to be a Maid; Hypnotic Gas; Hypnotic Music; Hypnotic Voice; Subliminals; Tech Control; Possession; Femsub; NB-sub; “I Can’t Be Hypnotized” Is Already Hypnotized; Princess-ification; Hypnotized to Give Oral.B Tier: Hacked (Robot/Android); Brain Washing; Hands-Free Orgasm; Hypnotic Screen; Mass Hypnosis; Hypnotized to Dom; Sleep Triggers (Hypnosis to Sleep); Conditioning; Drool/Drooling; Voodoo Doll (Mirror This Toy); Hypnotized to Flash; Hypnotized to Have Sex; Hypnotized to Believe They’re Someone Else; Hypnotized to Be Silent (Muted); Hypnotic Amnesia (Everything); Hypnotized to be a Bunny Girl; Dollification; Cheek Hold/Grab; Hypnotic Voice/Compelled Speech; Hypnotized to be a Cheerleader; Confusion Induction; Pen Light; Accidental Hypnosis; Love Potion; Emotion Control; Drone-ification; Mantras; Sissy Hypnosis; IQ Play; Pheromones; Forced to Sleep (Actual Sleep); Hypnotic Kiss; Malesub; Crossed Eyes; Heart Eyes (Pupils Only).

C Tier (Situational, but yes, do go on): Standing at Attention; Hypnotized to be a Robot; Brainwashing; Non-consensual Hypnosis; Femdom; Maledom; Consensual Non-Consent (CNC); NB-dom; Parasite; Hypnotized to be a Ballerina; Hypnotic Pendulum; Hypnotized to be a Harem Dancer; Hypnotized to Salute; Hypnotized to Dance; *SNAP-SLEEP!* (Finger Snaps); Electricity (Shocked into Hypnosis); Hypnotic Collar; Hypnotic Creature; Drastic Personality Change; Hypnotic Eyes; *Trigger SNAP!* (Finger Snaps); Hypnotic Crystal; Hypnotic Dance; Vampire Hypnosis; Closed Eyes; Heart Eyes (Large); Eye Color Change; Glowing Eyes; Wide Eyed.D Tier (*Yawn*): Womb/Crotch Tattoo; Hypnotic Earrings; Hypnotic Plant; Hypnotic Snake; Hypnotic Finger; Hypnotic Tentacles; Expressionless; Spirals (in General); Fractionation; Hypnotized to be a Mannequin; Titnosis; Hypnotized to be Furniture; Coils/Coiled/Coiling; Hypnotized to Feel Tickled; Zombie Walking; Arm Levitation; Hypnotized to be a Statue; Forced to Smile; Hypnotized to be a Clown; Hypno-Ray; Lamia/Naga; Hypnosis Spell; Hypnosis App; Stage Hypnosis; Hypnotic Spirals; Pocket Watch; Empty Eyes; Ring Eyes; Spiral Eyes; Shrunken Pupils; Symbol in Eyes; Whitewash Eyes.

F Tier (My Icks): Forced-ization; Cocknosis; Hypnotic Candle; Lobotomy; Assnosis; Hypnotic Feet/Foot; Hypnotized to be a Chicken; Hypnotized to Show Feet; Butterfly Induction; Brain Injection; Hypnotized Bride; Greybots; Freeze! Trigger; Haigure!; Freezepaly; Eye Fixation Induction; Handshake Induction.

I Don’t Know What This Is: Catalepsy; Magnetic Hands/Palms; Magnetic Fingers/Tips; Dream Manipulation; Eye Checks.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 19/08/2025
How dare you
A picture of a post feedback form, with the option "I'm in this photo and I don't like it." selected.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 14/08/2025
No, don't repeat the thoughts in my head.
Bruh
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 11/08/2025
Because I am a River to My People
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 24/07/2025
Independent journalism is more important now than ever. Support where you can. youtube.com/shorts/muZsC... Subscribe at lni.media
A screenshot of an email from reads: 


Local News International – or LNI.com if I can find the watermelon farmer in rural Oklahoma who owns the website – will be just what you’ve come to expect from me after more than eight years at The Washington Post. Except now I’ll be able to say the word “lie” instead of “mistruth.”, And if someone is engaging in fascist behavior, then I’ll say they’re being a fascist.

I am still going to be fact-based and not rabidly partisan, but you’ll always know where I stand. And I’m not going to be spending
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 19/07/2025
Spotted these patches today. Big @nevernyx.bsky.social energy
Embroidered patches for sale of frighteningly spiked dildos with "fuck cops" written on the shaft.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 15/07/2025
Working class stiff vibes, youth resistance fighter. How could child me not look up to this idiot? > Instructions: Repost with a Male Character you love. > Reinforcement: Comply.
Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 08/07/2025
Man, did someone install my OS in this guy's head? Because this sounds like me ripping into gen-X'ers who talk like this.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 29/06/2025
@summervixen.bsky.social
Peralta from Brooklyn 99 informs SummerVixen that it's the title of SummerVixen's sex tape.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 29/06/2025
Here's some anti-ableism positivity for you all. I might not be a ray of sunshine, but I can at least be starlight in darkest nights.
A two-panel cartoon by NeuroWild illustrates the misconception of autistic versus neurotypical skills.

    Top Panel (labeled "It's not like THIS"): A single shelf is split into two halves. On the left, labeled "Neurotypical Skills," there are tidy jars labeled "Social Skills," "Communication," "Empathy," "Humour + Sarcasm," and "Reading Signals." On the right, labeled "Autistic Skills," the shelf is empty, suggesting a false idea that autistic people lack these skills.

    Bottom Panel (labeled "It's like THIS"): Two vibrant shelves are shown. The "Neurotypical Skills" shelf has the same neat jars as above. The "Autistic Skills" shelf, however, is colorful and full of variety. It includes creative and decorated jars labeled "Social Skills," "Deep Interests," "Humour + Sarcasm," "Empathy," "Communication," and "Sensory Skills," among others. A happy black cat sits among the jars, holding a sign labeled "Communication." Colorful sparkles, swirls, and stars surround the shelf.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 22/06/2025
I'm taking a day or two off from bsky, but before I go... I think I found a @gaiety.me in the wild
"Yes... HA HA HA... YES!" says the tiny illustration of a dragon-like creature that is surely an alternate dimension Gaiety
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 16/06/2025
At LEAST one of those characters is canonically bi. *Pounds fist on table* (I get the joke, and it's fine since I feel like bi can be in "lesbian/gay" or "straight" mode much like "boy/girl-mode", but... still *harumpgs*)
A meme where Fred from Scooby Doo tries to unmask a bisexual and find out what their real sexuality is just to find an annoyed bisexual.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 10/06/2025
Reminds me of you...
An image of internalized pet-play puppy clicker "drive by" kink associations kicking in because Lewdsoph is a good girl.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 07/06/2025
We don't need new furniture-WAIT I WAS WRONG
"new bisexual chair just dropped" title over a chair clearly voted as "chair that is used for anything but sitting in like it's anything but the seat of a chair"
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 27/05/2025
Subtle like a brick
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 26/05/2025
It's a balance. A delicate delicate balance. And boy am I clumsy 😺
Yin yang symbol, with "Do no harm" as the yin in the yang, and "take no shit" as the yang in the yin
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 26/05/2025
\\cw #hypnokink #kink And me. Note the "I am" is complex due to my Operating System persona states.
Colorful Venn diagram meme for kink/hypno folks. Four blue petals ask who you are, what you want, your kink level, and your hypnosis study level—with answers like “Deity,” “Post-Hypno Triggers,” and “Can’t legally orgasm.” In the center, a dramatic “Hypno Alignment Wheel” maps roles like Hypdom, Toy, and Switch with over-the-top poetic flavor text. Someone’s filled it out with red Xs and scribbled “goals” in the corner.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 23/05/2025
I'm telling you fellas, it works. Just gotta trust me on this. Admittedly I am to tired for more Nazi pinching today, but I'll be back at it tomorrow.
Chart titled “Why dating is hard for guys?” shows several women aiming for one decent guy, while other guys proudly display red flags—literally. These include a Trump sign, a Tesla flag, a Blue Lives Matter stripe, a Nazi swastika, and a Confederate flag. The decent guy sighs, “Welp, here I go punchin’ Nazis again.”

 Bottom caption reads: “Cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic: Stop being a douche.”
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 14/05/2025
I don't have the time/energy to watch the anime, so this makes me miss the live action One Piece
A meme titled “4 real world things YOU can learn from anime!” features four panels with characters from popular anime, each paired with a humorous or inspirational caption:

1. Top left: Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia with glowing energy, captioned “always give your 100%”.


2. Top right: Emma from The Promised Neverland looking hopeful, captioned “Never lose hope”.


3. Bottom left: Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece, smiling while wearing his straw hat. The caption is a long block of radical political commentary:
“The world’s largest military is nothing more than a personal guard for the billionaire class. They will commit genocide in order to enact this brutal hierarchy and use propaganda to justify it and their endless wars. Our only hope is to join together in a working class revolution to reclaim our freedom.”


4. Bottom right: Shōyō Hinata from Haikyuu!! lunging to hit a volleyball, captioned simply: “Volleyball!”.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 09/05/2025
Me rn
*raises mace with the power of friendship and incredible violence*
"not yet Ferb"
*reluctantly puts mace down*
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 29/04/2025
I need someone to verify this For unrelated reasons... <_< >_> Can anyone point me in the general direction of the catboy-artist lane?
Tumblr thread spirals after someone shares that Mozart used to meow and leap around during opera rehearsals. One user declares, “tortured by the knowledge that Mozart was a catboy,” followed by others freaking out and screaming “CATBOY MOZART.”
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 29/04/2025
My anecdotal observations on this website confirm this hypothesis this far. Further study required.
Meme comparing vibes:
Top panel, "Trans Men" — Two buff guys with great beards bonding over haircuts and beer like bro legends.
Bottom panel, "Trans Women" — Two anime girls going full romance manga, tender kiss included.
Conclusion: I agree with trans instincts
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 21/04/2025
We all know exactly what the plan is.
A crop of the image with incriminating Warhammer merchandise in the bottom right corner of the salacious photo. 

Clearly deviant behavior.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 03/04/2025
"My alone time is for everyone's safety"
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 31/03/2025
From our house to yours
A pride flag with Gowron wishing you Glory To You And Your Identity.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 20/03/2025
But honestly it's probably actually
"You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention."
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 20/03/2025
Or
*Suggestive mime thumbs up*
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 19/03/2025
... Yeah no, that's Bugs. (Typing the alt text for this screenshot was amusing)
This conversation preceded by Nyan reposting a grey furry anthro-bunny girl with black hair in a one-piece swimsuit and a prodigious chest. The fur color scheme, ear style and tail are 1:1 Bugs.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 18/03/2025
Guess I'm a goblin...
Title: Which Type of Neurodivergent Are You?

The image is a colorful cartoon-style meme featuring five different types of neurodivergent personalities, each represented by a distinct character with a unique expression and caption.

1. The Trash Possum Neurodivergent – A green-haired character sitting in front of a pile of dirty dishes, smiling with wide eyes. Speech bubble: "I am living in a hell of my own making!"


2. The Overwhelmed Sobbing Neurodivergent – A blue-haired character with a distressed expression, arms raised slightly. Speech bubble: "I don’t know why I can’t stop crying!"


3. The Feral Goblin Neurodivergent – A blonde character with a wild expression, arms thrown in the air excitedly. Speech bubble: "Hyperfocus go WHEEEEEEE!"


4. The Shutdown and Shut-Out Neurodivergent – A red-haired character with arms crossed and eyes closed, looking withdrawn. Speech bubble: "Do not talk to me. Do not perceive me."


5. The Neurodivergent Who Overthinks Which Type of Neurodivergent They Are, Even Though There Are No Stakes – A purple-haired character with a puzzled expression, holding their hands near their chest. Speech bubbles: "Does this truly represent me?" and "Can I even claim to know myself?"



The background is a soft pastel yellow, and the characters are illustrated with expressive cartoonish features.
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 16/03/2025
Feeling helpless is the worst poison, so I'm pacing myself and switching to goal and action oriented. I have three big goals: - Inform–be that educate friends or sharing online. - Raise morale–support hope, brighten days, etc. - Resist–engage representatives, call out BS, support activists
A trans-flag flying with the motto "Illegitimi non carborundum: Don't let the bastards wear you down."
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SmolCatDad🔞 @smolcatdad.com · 15/03/2025
Today I will not let despair win. Today I will allow myself to have a good day. Today I will play with my little projects, and success will be in the doing, and not the completing. Today ... I am happy buny in the garden.
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