AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/11/2025One day I'll get good at Canva designs, I've seen some pretty stellar creations before! For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on? www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 07/11/2025What are some good questions to ask friends you’ve known for a couple years and want to bond with more? Vibes are, maybe we write something down a piece of paper, light it up, and let the pieces scatter to the wind type shit ✌️☮️ 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I caught her yawning, but it just looks like she’s screaming at Rin and Len 😂 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 04/11/2025It’s hard working retail again cause wow women are so pretty and I’m so gay 😩 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I was sad today. I ate, and now I am less sadmedia.tenor.coma hamster is eating a carrot while laying under a blanket .ALT: a hamster is eating a carrot while laying under a blanket . 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 21/05/2025> Enter me, I'm trying to ask a question to one roommate. >> She goes "You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you." > I'm like "I can't help it! My voice is quiet!" >>> My other roommate: "Um NO you AREN'T. When you want to be, you're loud as FUCK. Don't even pretend." 😂 Lemme be lazy, man! 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Told my boss I owed her lunch today cause she covered for me last time, and asked her to let me pay for her pretty pls 🙏 ...Bro gave me the DIRTIEST look and said "No" 😭 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 12/03/2025My roommates were 200% sure that I would fall in love with Astarion, fancy Gale, and have a lil crush on Shadowheart.... So why is Shadowheart a lil brat? Why does Gale talk so much? And for the love of all things holy, why is Astarion useless to me in battle? 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/03/2025WOW I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE EXCITED TO OWN A SILVERWARE ORGANIZER 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 07/03/2025In other news, my roommate and I are WAY too hyped for the next episode of Invincible 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Life update! I didn't get charged anything by my previous apartment 🥹 (the damage my cats did to the carpets had me WORRIED ngl) But instead they even refunded me a small amount 🙌 020 2
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 26/02/2025🎊 Moved into my new place last weekend 🎊 Unfortunately I had to place a bunch of upfront maintenance requests, but they dropped off the CUTEST service notice 🥹 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Essentially I had to explain to him that I basically profiled this character like Sherlock Holmes, but I'm not a trained investigator so I don't have the words to describe what I picked up, meaning that everything I noticed came across as a FEELING. Thus gaydar. HE TOOK THE MAGIC OUT OF IT GUYS 😭 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Recently I clocked that a movie character was gay, and my roommate asked me how the hell I knew. And I was like "Dude, all queer people are equipped with a gaydar dontcha know?" But then he told me he doesn't believe in having a "gaydar" 🥲 100 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Moral of the story: I wanna be a 5'10" man who can consume 2 whole steaks and a tub of ice cream and STILL have room for dinner later too 🥺 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/02/2025My roommate thinks I'm legitimately crazy for limiting myself to the exact serving size of Tyson crispy chicken bites (4 pieces). Well, how ELSE am I going to also consume a whole bag of popcorn without overeating for lunch bro??? Ever think of THAT? 100 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 12/02/2025My coworker comes up to my desk and goes "Yo, Ari, I need a charger-- Oh my GOD you have an Android, what is WRONG with you?!" 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Getchu a roommate who makes you a smoothie after you say you're too tired to make one for yourself this morning 🥺 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Update #2: It's not horrible!! The bottom crust had more of a biscuit-like consistency which isn't IDEAL, but b/c the filling is sausage&gravy, roommate says I LUCKED OUT. Top crust is pretty gosh darn close to perfect, I'd say. Buttery and flaky as pie crust should be 👌 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Update #1: The pie has made its way out of the oven‼️ Letting it cool before we find out if I have committed irreversible crimes 100 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/02/2025So I wanted sausage&gravy pot pie for dinner, but my roommate hates making the crust, right? Me, being the best roommate ever, offered to make us a homemade crust 😌 Only...I have the cooking skills of a newborn and I miiiight have made the crust too thick and told her to cook it for too little 😬 120 2
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I was binge watching all the Jurassic Park movies with my roommate today but then HE FELL ASLEEP and now I have to figure out something else I wanna do before bed?! This is cruelty 😩 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 08/02/2025My cat is trying to dig for buried treasure (cables to chew up) in my moving boxes 💀 Sokka pls stop it 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 31/01/2025To expand on this, I was running late to work and managed to actually get here 10 minutes early. But instead of freaking out and getting my butt into the office I'm like "Oh I have 8 minutes to chill and listen to my music." Like, I am just UNCONCERNED and I love it 😂 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Today's Thoughts: I messed up and forgot to pick up my dr0gs from the pharmacy yesterday, right? Well, my roommate has the same prescription as me so she let me have a pill today so my brain can actually function 🙌 Only...her dosage is TWICE of mine and I have never felt so chill in all my life 😯 110 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I don't think I've ever identified with Fuko more 😂media.tenor.coma girl in a school uniform with a badge that says ' aoyama ' on itALT: a girl in a school uniform with a badge that says ' aoyama ' on it 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 27/01/2025This just in -- my roommate let me know that I am what he likes to call a "Bunny-type Girl" 😅 small, cute, energetic, but shy, and he would love to terminate my existence on the spot HELP IM GASPING 🤣🤣🤣media.tenor.coma boy and a girl are standing next to each other and one of them is saying one twoALT: a boy and a girl are standing next to each other and one of them is saying one two 100 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025My coworkers have reached the consensus that I am 20~22 y/o with the emotional maturity of a 40 y/o and I am like -- GUYS. My *10-year highschool reunion* is ‼️next year‼️ I guess it's true what they say about black don't crack 😉 I'm dead 🤣 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 19/01/2025My beeest friend really wants to create a video game that has an all-male cast that *isn't* a dating sim and see it be successful. But she's unsure what kind of game to make it. I want a *very specific* casual mobile game... Guess who spent 3 hours typing up an ENTIRE game concept idea last night? 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 18/01/2025My roommate saw old pictures of me in 2019 and he was like "WOW. You look SO much better now. Wtf?!" And I was like "Yeah dude 😂 It has been worse. It can ALWAYS be worse. I'm so glad I have the face I do now." We stan late-20s glow ups 🙌 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Do your roommates randomly walk by and hit you with a pillow while you're watching TV too? "Gimme ATTENTION!!" *WHACK*media.tenor.coma cartoon character is laying on a table with a pillow and a mirror .ALT: a cartoon character is laying on a table with a pillow and a mirror . 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 16/01/2025The great news is that payday has bolstered my bank account with money! The sad news is, my stove/oven is still broken 🥲 Time to find microwavable/air fryable food to last for a week under $50 for 3 people... Mission: EXTREMELY DIFFICULT 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Sosososo ya girl is, like, really strapped for cash right? Like I only have $3 to my name in trouble 💀 I CAREFULLY planned out my grocery run with the $30 I could spend on food for 2 weeks. I was going to actually cook, yeah? OKAY WELL guess whose stove/oven decides to cease all functionality?!?! 210 2
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 26/12/2024It's a simple setup, but it's home :) Merry Christmas everyone!! 020 2
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 22/12/2024▽ Would you care to join in the THWACKing? ➤ Link: youtu.be/2lf69TQsvns ◈ Premiere in 30 minutes!! #PCB2 #PCB2R1 #youtaiteworks #THWACK #歌ってみた 042 4
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Because I play Genshin in Korean, I always pronounce Kaeya's name "kay-yuh" and I think my friends want to hunt me down with pitchforks 😅 youtu.be/8ee7_bVsnEw?...youtu.beKaeya - Voice Lines (Korean) | Genshin ImpactYouTube video by Trashy-Kun 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I am certain that if he lived back in ancient Egypt, they would have made statues of my cat 🐈 020 2
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 05/12/2024⚠️EXPLICIT LANGUAGE⚠️ Read at your own discretion, you have been WARNED My best friend just told me she wishes to have been born in a BL manga cause things are nicer there. And I'm like-- being blackmailed into getting dicked down every night to escape the threat of debt collectors is nicer???? 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Target stopped selling their really cheesy holiday dresses 🥲 I'm not really sure how to celebrate this season if not decked out head to toe like a human Christmas tree 🎄 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Making your friends feel wanted even when you don't plan to spend time with them is literally the sweetest thing 😭 Had a precious interaction with my roommate today: 000 0
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My roommate to my cat: Get ouuttt [of his room]. Get out! ... you're so cute 🥺 He can't hide how much he loves kitties 💖 Even if they are a menace of allowed in his room LOL 010 1
Reposted by AriaPYONCoffee Run ☕🏃 @itscoffee.run · 12/11/2024STREAMERS - STOP USING NOISE SUPPRESSION BY DEFAULT ❗ Ever had your screams/laugh/singing cut off live? That's often because of your de-noiser! Use it only when you hear it improve your sound quality, not out of habit In this thread, I'll explain why it can be bad for you 👇🧵 #sipsandtricks 33439126 439
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Congratulations to the winners!! I know you're gonna take the best care of them 😤 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2024He's so adorable, I told him I was gonna buy the Kindle copy to help boost his Amazon sales and he was like DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY I HAVE YOUR COPY SITTING AT HOME I'LL HAVE YOUR MOM BRING IT TO YOU WHEN SHE VISITS 😂 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2024My dad is officially a published author!! 📖Link: a.co/d/0VXj30N I am super proud of him BEYOND words. He asked me how to record an audiobook 🥹 I can't wait to get him started on his VA journey now!!a.coAmazon.com 230 3
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I LOVE DOING THAT. Specifically for songs I'm obsessed with. There's no such thing as singing a song too many times if you like it enough 😤 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/11/2024If you see this, post your favorite character ✨smiling✨ I haven't changed...for a very long time... (i've decided smirks count)media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with the word sata-kuchii visibleAlt: a close-up of Lelouch Lamperouge from Code Geass holding his face with his right hand, smirking 010 1
AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/11/2024BFJDIALABD I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING SPOILERS LIKE THE PLAGUE CAUSE I'M WAITING FOR MY ROOMMATE TO WATCH IT WITH ME TODAY 110 1