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AriaPYON

@smolbeanaria.bsky.social
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✧ 28, she/they °∵♢•professional shower singer··♢∴° ✧ youtaite, writer (V.N. Keane)

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
One day I'll get good at Canva designs, I've seen some pretty stellar creations before! For now...I made a thing! Wanna read the light novel I'm working on? www.honeyfeed.fm/u/38096/novels
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What are some good questions to ask friends you’ve known for a couple years and want to bond with more? Vibes are, maybe we write something down a piece of paper, light it up, and let the pieces scatter to the wind type shit ✌️☮️
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I caught her yawning, but it just looks like she’s screaming at Rin and Len 😂
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It’s hard working retail again cause wow women are so pretty and I’m so gay 😩
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I was sad today. I ate, and now I am less sad
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
> Enter me, I'm trying to ask a question to one roommate. >> She goes "You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you." > I'm like "I can't help it! My voice is quiet!" >>> My other roommate: "Um NO you AREN'T. When you want to be, you're loud as FUCK. Don't even pretend." 😂 Lemme be lazy, man!
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Told my boss I owed her lunch today cause she covered for me last time, and asked her to let me pay for her pretty pls 🙏 ...Bro gave me the DIRTIEST look and said "No" 😭
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My roommates were 200% sure that I would fall in love with Astarion, fancy Gale, and have a lil crush on Shadowheart.... So why is Shadowheart a lil brat? Why does Gale talk so much? And for the love of all things holy, why is Astarion useless to me in battle?
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
WOW I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE EXCITED TO OWN A SILVERWARE ORGANIZER
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
In other news, my roommate and I are WAY too hyped for the next episode of Invincible
Fridge calendar displaying the month of March where 3/13 is circled and titled "Mark vs Conquest"
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Life update! I didn't get charged anything by my previous apartment 🥹 (the damage my cats did to the carpets had me WORRIED ngl) But instead they even refunded me a small amount 🙌
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
🎊 Moved into my new place last weekend 🎊 Unfortunately I had to place a bunch of upfront maintenance requests, but they dropped off the CUTEST service notice 🥹
Popcorn from my new maintenance crew
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Essentially I had to explain to him that I basically profiled this character like Sherlock Holmes, but I'm not a trained investigator so I don't have the words to describe what I picked up, meaning that everything I noticed came across as a FEELING. Thus gaydar. HE TOOK THE MAGIC OUT OF IT GUYS 😭
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Recently I clocked that a movie character was gay, and my roommate asked me how the hell I knew. And I was like "Dude, all queer people are equipped with a gaydar dontcha know?" But then he told me he doesn't believe in having a "gaydar" 🥲
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Moral of the story: I wanna be a 5'10" man who can consume 2 whole steaks and a tub of ice cream and STILL have room for dinner later too 🥺
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My roommate thinks I'm legitimately crazy for limiting myself to the exact serving size of Tyson crispy chicken bites (4 pieces). Well, how ELSE am I going to also consume a whole bag of popcorn without overeating for lunch bro??? Ever think of THAT?
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My coworker comes up to my desk and goes "Yo, Ari, I need a charger-- Oh my GOD you have an Android, what is WRONG with you?!"
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Getchu a roommate who makes you a smoothie after you say you're too tired to make one for yourself this morning 🥺
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Update #2: It's not horrible!! The bottom crust had more of a biscuit-like consistency which isn't IDEAL, but b/c the filling is sausage&gravy, roommate says I LUCKED OUT. Top crust is pretty gosh darn close to perfect, I'd say. Buttery and flaky as pie crust should be 👌
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Update #1: The pie has made its way out of the oven‼️ Letting it cool before we find out if I have committed irreversible crimes
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So I wanted sausage&gravy pot pie for dinner, but my roommate hates making the crust, right? Me, being the best roommate ever, offered to make us a homemade crust 😌 Only...I have the cooking skills of a newborn and I miiiight have made the crust too thick and told her to cook it for too little 😬
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I was binge watching all the Jurassic Park movies with my roommate today but then HE FELL ASLEEP and now I have to figure out something else I wanna do before bed?! This is cruelty 😩
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My cat is trying to dig for buried treasure (cables to chew up) in my moving boxes 💀 Sokka pls stop it
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
To expand on this, I was running late to work and managed to actually get here 10 minutes early. But instead of freaking out and getting my butt into the office I'm like "Oh I have 8 minutes to chill and listen to my music." Like, I am just UNCONCERNED and I love it 😂
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Today's Thoughts: I messed up and forgot to pick up my dr0gs from the pharmacy yesterday, right? Well, my roommate has the same prescription as me so she let me have a pill today so my brain can actually function 🙌 Only...her dosage is TWICE of mine and I have never felt so chill in all my life 😯
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I don't think I've ever identified with Fuko more 😂
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This just in -- my roommate let me know that I am what he likes to call a "Bunny-type Girl" 😅 small, cute, energetic, but shy, and he would love to terminate my existence on the spot HELP IM GASPING 🤣🤣🤣
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My coworkers have reached the consensus that I am 20~22 y/o with the emotional maturity of a 40 y/o and I am like -- GUYS. My *10-year highschool reunion* is ‼️next year‼️ I guess it's true what they say about black don't crack 😉 I'm dead 🤣
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
My beeest friend really wants to create a video game that has an all-male cast that *isn't* a dating sim and see it be successful. But she's unsure what kind of game to make it. I want a *very specific* casual mobile game... Guess who spent 3 hours typing up an ENTIRE game concept idea last night?
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
My roommate saw old pictures of me in 2019 and he was like "WOW. You look SO much better now. Wtf?!" And I was like "Yeah dude 😂 It has been worse. It can ALWAYS be worse. I'm so glad I have the face I do now." We stan late-20s glow ups 🙌
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Do your roommates randomly walk by and hit you with a pillow while you're watching TV too? "Gimme ATTENTION!!" *WHACK*
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The great news is that payday has bolstered my bank account with money! The sad news is, my stove/oven is still broken 🥲 Time to find microwavable/air fryable food to last for a week under $50 for 3 people... Mission: EXTREMELY DIFFICULT
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL 😫
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
(if you guessed me, you'd be 200% correct)
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Sosososo ya girl is, like, really strapped for cash right? Like I only have $3 to my name in trouble 💀 I CAREFULLY planned out my grocery run with the $30 I could spend on food for 2 weeks. I was going to actually cook, yeah? OKAY WELL guess whose stove/oven decides to cease all functionality?!?!
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It's a simple setup, but it's home :) Merry Christmas everyone!!
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
▽ Would you care to join in the THWACKing? ➤ Link: youtu.be/2lf69TQsvns ◈ Premiere in 30 minutes!! #PCB2 #PCB2R1 #youtaiteworks #THWACK #歌ってみた
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Because I play Genshin in Korean, I always pronounce Kaeya's name "kay-yuh" and I think my friends want to hunt me down with pitchforks 😅 youtu.be/8ee7_bVsnEw?...
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Kaeya - Voice Lines (Korean) | Genshin Impact
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I am certain that if he lived back in ancient Egypt, they would have made statues of my cat 🐈
an image of my cat being the most photogenic bean tonight while shifting positions on my leg cause god forbid he ever lay down and stay still for more than 10 minutes at a time, but it's okay I can forgive him since he's such a pretty boooyyy 😻
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
⚠️EXPLICIT LANGUAGE⚠️ Read at your own discretion, you have been WARNED My best friend just told me she wishes to have been born in a BL manga cause things are nicer there. And I'm like-- being blackmailed into getting dicked down every night to escape the threat of debt collectors is nicer????
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Target stopped selling their really cheesy holiday dresses 🥲 I'm not really sure how to celebrate this season if not decked out head to toe like a human Christmas tree 🎄
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Making your friends feel wanted even when you don't plan to spend time with them is literally the sweetest thing 😭 Had a precious interaction with my roommate today:
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My roommate to my cat: Get ouuttt [of his room]. Get out! ... you're so cute 🥺 He can't hide how much he loves kitties 💖 Even if they are a menace of allowed in his room LOL
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Coffee Run ☕🏃 @itscoffee.run · 12/11/2024
STREAMERS - STOP USING NOISE SUPPRESSION BY DEFAULT ❗ Ever had your screams/laugh/singing cut off live? That's often because of your de-noiser! Use it only when you hear it improve your sound quality, not out of habit In this thread, I'll explain why it can be bad for you 👇🧵 #sipsandtricks
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Congratulations to the winners!! I know you're gonna take the best care of them 😤
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
He's so adorable, I told him I was gonna buy the Kindle copy to help boost his Amazon sales and he was like DON'T SPEND YOUR MONEY I HAVE YOUR COPY SITTING AT HOME I'LL HAVE YOUR MOM BRING IT TO YOU WHEN SHE VISITS 😂
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My dad is officially a published author!! 📖Link: a.co/d/0VXj30N I am super proud of him BEYOND words. He asked me how to record an audiobook 🥹 I can't wait to get him started on his VA journey now!!
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I LOVE DOING THAT. Specifically for songs I'm obsessed with. There's no such thing as singing a song too many times if you like it enough 😤
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
If you see this, post your favorite character ✨smiling✨ I haven't changed...for a very long time... (i've decided smirks count)
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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
BFJDIALABD I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING SPOILERS LIKE THE PLAGUE CAUSE I'M WAITING FOR MY ROOMMATE TO WATCH IT WITH ME TODAY
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