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SmokeytheWisecracker

@smokeywisecracker.bsky.social
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Chronically unimpressed political animal. Fervent believer in truth, justice, absurdity, and nonsense. Fiercely unserious. Music and nature....and Forest.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 13h
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Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case
Gov. Kathy Hochul appointed the New York State attorney general to investigate allegations by a former Cornell University student that several men sexually assaulted her.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things ive scantly or never done, as recounted in a work conversation today: Never worn ear buds Had only a sip of a seltzer once Only had 2 energy drinks ever, both red bull and vodka in the 00s Never had AI create anything whatsoever, or driven me Havent missed out on a damn thing
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wasnt me who voted/abstained the dumbest guy in the room into the presidency. And, can you believe it, they wanna do it again unless reasons.....
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
is anyone going to protest at republican senators' offices?
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People’s top political issues don’t have to be in the same order. They might be in each other’s top 10, just in a different order. But people will go “at” folk for not being perfectly aligned, and that’s harmful and serves to hurt politicians. My top is always Black Americans.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hot take, adventure photography used to be about capturing images of amazing places. Now its about catching images of people catching images of amazing places.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck anyone who tells me I cant say y'all. I aint the one being performative.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The only place i ever hear the name Hasan Piker is from my well curated collection of properly minded people. You're letting the shitty ones lead you around again.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Any pro tips on buying a 5 cubic feet freezer on a budget? There has to be one that is THE one.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A Man Needs a Maid Cinnamon girl Natalie has a heart of gold, which is important since Donald the Killer needs a lotta love. If he was in the care of his powderfinger sons, he’d be helpless. by Maureen Dowd
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Doesnt matter how much "Dem socialists are good actually" propaganda they push out, which is a lot. Its a big no from me and most people who actually vote.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I live in Nebraska and they already flood the stores with imported beef. This wont help
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whodathunkit that legalized sports betting and paying college athletes millions would completely change sports for the worse
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An ironically hilarious sad story or two will eventually be connected to this. meidasnews.com/news/want-to...
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Want to Play GTA VI on Day One? The Army Will Give You Time Off for It
There's a new item on the list of reasons soldiers give for reenlisting, and it has nothing to do with tuition money or a preferred duty station. It's a video
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nice thing about only using these sites as a lark is I dont have to engage with disingenuine dipshits who will never get it/and or AI. There is no debate. Just energy vampires abounding.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Its funny how much finding out the worst person you've ever known works at the closest bar/venue to your house will do to renew enthusiasm for staying home.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Seeing way too much Yay DSA on here. Nay dsa.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just had a person come in to my work at a music studio and try to attack an instructor with a hammer like 6 feet away from me. Fortunately he's a martial arts instructor, but I fucking hate accidental adrenaline.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Madam Drama entered my life at the most hilarious moment, right after I traded the last of my fucks for an endless supply of merciless sarcastic quips. So far she's confused..
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ive been systematically deconstructing my internet experience to get back to early 2000s where we had to type what we were looking for and it worked fine. A whole generation grew up with suggestions and predictive text, and everyone else accepted it. Fuck that. Gimme http:// and no bookmarks.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Goddamn, its nice to be above the age where you give two shits about what the impressionable youth circle jerk over
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Spent allllll that money to barely win, just to predictably lose. Fn hate when repubs get to use the 'Just let them talk' strategy. At least he has all that family money to fall back on.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
look, if republicans want to campaign on beating and raping women and little kids, we should let them.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Again, we are better off with him not voting then forcing his even worse replacement to take the field
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'll just sit here and eat my food and watch the Michigan Senate race play out. I dont live there, what business is it of mine
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Sure, we did burn down our whole house house, but at least we killed the spider. Probably"
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Its funny the reaction people have when you say No, I dont have instagram or tiktok. Like youve completely devalued their entire existence.
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Michael Pacholek @michaelpacholek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Those people cared more about terrorists in Gaza over innocent black people in their own country. Indirectly, but insidiously, it was a double-dose of bigotry: It allowed them to be racist and anti-Semitic at the same time.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eventually,if you realize the only people you attract are narcissists, you understand why all the people you identify with chose to die alone
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In this era of small victories, thwarting a narcissist is hugely satisfying
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Really no end to every far left candidate turning out to be a rich kid with bad ideas and a dark fkn history
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It is a weird thing when awful people die and others try to shame people for mocking their death, their meaningless existence, making great jokes about their demise, and celebrating the final elimination of their political power. Its 2026 mf, we celebrate whenever possible.
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The amount of time I spend adjusting the midrange on my guitar rig between all these pedals, daily, is definitely more valuable than the leftist and anti AIPAC discourse i doomscroll on here. Go outside or play a guitar JFC Its summer
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For a few more years we'll have these moments where we watch some Dems follow Bernie, to disastrous consequences, and sit back and sigh and see whats on tv
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The Big Lebowski: The Dude on Couch
ALT: The Big Lebowski: The Dude on Couch
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Kevin D. Grüssing 🪷🪷 (Pronounced Grew-sing) @kevdgrussing.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So yeah, can we finally stop letting dumb white leftists run our party? And white folks in general who made it a point to shrug off a NAZI TATTOO and him being a Blackwater merc, Black people from jump told you it was gonna end like this. Maybe we should finally start listening to them?
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do you know what you get for predicting obvious results for horrible things for years? You get old. If you're lucky......
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Groupthink is a helluva drug
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Rick James Laughing Heartily
ALT: Rick James Laughing Heartily
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So, people blowing up endless explosives late night means I SHould turn the outside speakers on and rock out. What should I play?
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Heres how you celebrate youtube.com/watch?v=6SFN...
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Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, & More "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | Rock Hall 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy annual storm right through fireworks time to all the good dogs that celebrate
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cleaned out my whole gmail finally. I turned off all AI filters last year so it became untenable. This is the prize at the end
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Theres lots of things people shouldve already been boycotting but theyre not and it shows
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Why should we be penalized for your reliance on batteries?" Bob Weir, 6/12/76
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My responses to unsolicited calls trying to buy my house are getting increasingly more enjoyable
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🇮🇱BlackBiJewess🏳️‍🌈 @blackbijewess.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ask Alice Follow White Rabbit Our lives given to machines Now nothing makes sense #haiku
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Its fn great to be on the side that doesnt have to waste a moment of time going out there to defend people for lying about shit you know they did
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Also, the youngins need to school up on Weekend at Bernies to get half the references floating around
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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SmokeytheWisecracker @smokeywisecracker.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So what if I just got hip to Rory Gallagher and Roy Buchanan this last month? Catching up, and they were only copying 🤣
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