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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱

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Photographer wannabe, low’n’slow BBQ, 3D printing tinkerer. Love sci-fi, fantasy, my cats. B5,SW,ST,WW,MST3K. Chilehead (growing & eating). Wannabe modeller. Whisky/Tequila/Mezcal, cheers. Illegitimi non carborundum! gareth-burge.pixels.com

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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watcha gonna do then, America? We see this reported time and again. Watcha gonna do then, America?
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America. For the love of humanity and good and the future. Get. Rid. Of. Him. Signed, The Rest of the World
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Laughs in non-American”
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Swear that woman has a coat hanger in her mouth. Sideways
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy is getting 100% “Air de Trump” up his nostrils.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow. He’s been embarrassing for decades but that is a new low. Is he at the Earth’s core yet? #SecondHandCringe
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Secret Service: 25th Amendment
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Us passing his other golf course in Turnberry, Scotland.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hope there’s a member list somewhere that is found in 2029 and you run these bastards to the ground with extreme prejudice
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is the USPS a federal company in the states? Are they bound to the Administration’s whim?
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did I really just listen to another human being say this, in the year 2026??
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/09/2026
Almost every evil in America is caused by, linked to, or celebrated by the Republican Party.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Avatar Avatar Pandora
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not much, but my wife and I passing Trump Turnberry in Ayrshire last month
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably true, sadly!
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where the heck is The West Wing…c’mon guys
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well his skull is a vacuum. And he sucks.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well in the UK at least, “to trump” is “to fart”
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When he finally blesses us with that glorious obituary, the average IQ of the planet will actually go UP
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
☝️☝️☝️☝️
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Congrats for holding out this long. Sliante!
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With sniper positions at this point and his military-grade ballroom, anyone else feel like he’s planning on digging in, like a (luna) tick?
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A field of #Golden barley awaits the harvest, a local #whisky distillery it’s destination #BlueskyArtShow #Stunday #ECK #FieldsOfGold
A field of golden cereal grass glowing in the sunshine
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A #Golden orb spider awaits lunch #BlueskyArtShow #ECK #Stunday #Nature
A golden yellow spider sits in the middle of its web
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did that last year with some Anaheims. Cut them completely into bite size pieces, still took over a day. Just invested in a Kickstarter for a dehydrator which will smoke them at the same time.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A work of art there. Bravo!
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not all heroes etc. More of this. Less of this fascist ICE-holes
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Urgh….no thanks
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beautifully scary. Perfect
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not every cloud has a silver lining…some are #Golden #BlueskyArtShow #Sunset #Photography
Golden orange sunset over the sea, some clouds are backlit by the sun giving them a golden outline
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Golden light backlights some grasses on the beach at #Arran during #Sunset #BlueskyArtShow #Scotland #JustBeachy
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just for you guys. Seeing as it’s Halloween and all (nearly)
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bet you Pete Peckerhead is offering to be the Chief of Stiff for the morning pecker parade atten-shun!
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I was a kid, we’d catch things in rock pools and put them in a bucket. My dad would then help us identify them from a book, and we’d learn about them, then carefully put them back in the rock pool afterwards. Seriously, fck these adults 🤬
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not this shit again.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We bought a countertop ice maker this year (not as pricy as the Pebble” and haven’t looked back. Soooo convenient. Switch on, 18 minutes later you got enough for at least two drinks. Would recommend.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No rules there for elder abuse, huh
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think this would benefit from a gushing, definitely-not-sarcastic voice over…just sayin’
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How the hell can it still be that close, America?
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi! Join some lists, tag your photos, interact with other photographers…felt the same way when I started and it builds up. Twitter became too toxic and this place is much more welcoming! Have a look at some of the tags etc on my feed and you’ll get an idea. Welcome!
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
….so far
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Feel like we need the backstory to this one too… bsky.app/profile/acar...
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not enough champagne in the world.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you hear the sounds of a global street party, you’ll know it’s safe again.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Canada will never forget.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Cute Sheep Clapping Applause
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was this moment, Cap Guy found out that a Glasgow Kiss was not as friendly as it sounds.
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was gonna say the same but wasn’t sure if BlueSky was ready for a Glasgow kiss yet 😆. Followed, good sir!
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Auto caption machine just threw in the towel at this point
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Smokehead 🤠📸🌶️✈️🥃🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱 @smokehead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cruelty is the point
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