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Smogget 🪓🍊

@smogget.bsky.social
520 followers 558 following 2.6K posts

Thirty-something. She/her. Tired. Interests include: Star Trek, books, embroidery, class war. Trans rights are human rights.

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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The stick up her ass is curved.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah remind me again why he and his family aren't hanging by their ankles?
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's giving
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Biff Manure
ALT: Biff Manure
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sir, your nightlight
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is that not where we're already at
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really tired of people criticizing and mocking Trump instead of throwing him off a tall building.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sashay away
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow, what did they pump him with to make him this articulate?
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Incredible.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are vegans allowed to use petroleum products? Or eat bread made with yeast? Even eating industrially farmed vegetables should be problematic, considering the animals who lost their natural habitats and died so a field could be plowed. What about the insects harmed by pesticides?
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Replace prison with "made to suffer mob justice" and then I'll get on board
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Please enjoy my packing peanut art
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have one that lives behind the gutter next to my mailbox, her name is Golgotha.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Here are the low-friction moisture wicking gloves you requested, sir.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Adding a Middle Eastern suffix is shitty too. The terrible things that are happening here are the sole product of America and western society. Call it what it is.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know one way he could help.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He's perfect.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Oh, where are you from?" "Americago, Americanois"
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why should I put my bananas in a bag? They have peels!
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Boo! Hiss!
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes sir, bottomless.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pray for an asteroid
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sir I've confirmed your reservation at "Good Morn-ings" for Sunday brunch
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Raping children should get him publicly executed.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
She lost to him by a very narrow margin, if they work together, and he actually adopts some of her talking points, he might have a better chance of beating Tiffany.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I read every morning at breakfast, every lunch break, and sometimes before bed. Not reading at breakfast in particular is akin to torture. I need to wake up my brain!
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's cocaine
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who is that woman? An on call RN?
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Data breach
Data from Star Trek viewed from the neck up with a wire attached to a circuit board in his head, blurry Geordi in the background
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Don't wake up don't wake up don't wake up 🤞🤞🤞
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Giving baby his bottle.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When was the last time he worked?
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'd feel better if he were publicly executed.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gonna pretend that first row is tea and say 4-5 3-4 1-2
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ew.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yes.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Compensation, sir.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Maybe just say that next time then. Since half of us didn't get it.😊
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I guess it's just hard to give you the answer you want when you discourage people from thinking about the question 🤷‍♀️
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So what if an ignorant person tells another not to get vaccinated or that vaccines are dangerous because they believe their own lies?
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The ignorant man can learn, but the blind man still can't see.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have had no trouble with arugula, but that's not proof of anything.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
All it needs is a decal
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sir, your kayak. 🚣‍♂️
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
An article about debt behind a pay wall.
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
AAAAH
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yes hello can we all hang out
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Smogget 🪓🍊 @smogget.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't wish you any harm, but your casual racism sure isn't doing you any favors when it comes to being lumped in with extremists 🤷‍♀️
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