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Scott Larson

@smlarson.bsky.social
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A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.

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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disproportionate Volume Of Accent (color)
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“What the fuck! Call it!”
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a non-zero probability of this deal triggering the greatest fire sale in history!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The circulating variant of Influenza A is no bullshit awful. Knocked me on my ass! Please get your Flu A&B, Covid & RSV vaccines!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.” — John Kenneth Galbraith
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She should have clarified her earnest, good-faith compliment as “post-Ozempic JD Vance.”
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Broadway Joe’s spokesmanship for these scam artists is much worse because the massive number of victims just wanted better heath care!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Namath’s scam employer Blue Lantern aka Benefytt aka Health Insurance Innovations makes Life Surge look like small potatoes.
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hazel’s unsure if black & purple jive!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me seeing posts about the Vikings’ D
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hazel’s still thinking about Harry!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you want to popcorn like 21st century royalty….
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If only he knew which side was promoting greed, golden idols, hedonism, war and bizarre, unexplained imagery of Dear Leader.
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You should have a t-shirt made to commemorate Eric’s social smack down!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hazel’s intrigued by Harry’s bad boy pugsona!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone knows Kevins are not to be trusted!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every. Fucking. Time.
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Turtles appreciate glaciated outcrops of Manhattan schist, too!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Does anyone play Pips via NYT games app? FINALLY finished a Hard puzzle in 12m44s!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“4 month old pug detects generational trauma associated with family’s support of historically unfortunate franchise.”
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I greatly admire you, your prof. & charitable works and desire to slay the chuds & haters, but….
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I shoplifted this tape, but I have never been caught stealing…
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
**frustrated Judd Hirsch voice**
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“He that is without thrill among Will, let him first cast a stone." Wilf 8:7
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But Florio, these give me purple nurples!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*stern Judd Hirsch voice*
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#FinkleIsEinhorn
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Asswipin!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bibi has the ultimate leverage over 47 and his fondness for “young, beautiful girls.”
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nobel Prize awarded 21 years ago for a 1984 experiment on stomach ulcers.
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Whack-a-mole’s gonna give U carpal tunnel!
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pyronimbus clouds of Brunswick Complex Fire taken from Hwy 5 between Hope & Kamloops #BC #fires
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Scott Larson @smlarson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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