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Smitty

@smittybanjo.bsky.social
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Musician/Songwriter. Forensic Addictions Counselor. Democrat. Performed with Pete Seeger. Poodle Parent🐩. #billsmafia 🏈 #mst3k 💙🎶 #recoveryposse 🚫DM

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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tell me you didn't stare at this for longer than you expected.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trump shrugs off concerns about dismal conditions on USS Abraham Lincoln www.axios.com/2026/08/14/t...
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Trump shrugs off concerns about dismal conditions on USS Abraham Lincoln
The aircraft carrier has been deployed for nine months, with reports indicating crew members' families were concerned about their well-being.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What the actual Hell?!?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love the Buffalo Bills. Those new grey uniforms? Hate 'em. #billsmafia
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Return of Mitchenstein.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Gizzard of Oz.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trump doesn't give scrap about "forced labor". It's simply a loophole that allows him to impose tariffs after the Supreme Court kicked his previous tariffs to the curb. And we suffer for it.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Viva Espana!
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So me. So very me.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well. It's as accurate a word as any. #trumporrhea
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll take two. Please. Thank you.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is both why I don't dive and why I am glad others do.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Let's Make a Deal!
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Meanwhile, the war in Iran drags on and the Epstein files remain unreleased.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This oughta clear it up.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday. Meaning: the conversation was entirely in my head and I was sitting in my living room. Still, it was a nice chat.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump stuck his orange nose into the FIFA tournament, giving all the energy to Belgium, who beat the USA team 4 - 1 last night. Oh, and Iran resumed firing missiles into the Strait of Hormuz. Are we great yet?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When will this nightmare be over?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And the Epstein files remain under lock and key.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
National Guard protecting the Strait of Warm Ooze.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I asked AI if data centers are harmful for the evironment. Guess what? AI - which exists because of data centers - reports that data centers are bad. We are so fucked.
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Seinfeld's Kramer Shocked and Surprised
ALT: Seinfeld's Kramer Shocked and Surprised
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trump is the Utimate Loser.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Loser-in-Chief went losing again.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trump says a deal with Iran will be signed Sunday. Lol.
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Frank Barone: Don't Hold Your Breath!
Alt: Frank Barone: Don't Hold Your Breath!
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I can watch this all day.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Corruption at levels "no one's ever seen before." (I purposely use his language to damn him.)
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
He can't take it. Let's keep giving it to him.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm telling you for the last time! (Like that ever worked)
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Heck. I'll watch the game simply for the booing.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Neverending war.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Meanwhile, the war in Iran drags on and the Epstein files remain unreleased.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Me every time Trump steps up to a podium.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Waiting...
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ollie loves his doggo tv.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Tired of being the ATM for corruption yet?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Every day after day after day.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm sick of hearing Trump is playing 3-D chess. Face it: he has probably never played any chess in his life. Or Go Fish. Or Candyland. #checkmate
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So No Games? Man throws phone in frustration
ALT: So No Games? Man throws phone in frustration
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Happy National Twilight Zone Day to all who celebrate.
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Rod Serling Introduces The Twilight Zone
ALT: Rod Serling Introduces The Twilight Zone
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When you're right you're right.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Repubs want one billion dollars from taxpayers to build Trump's ballroom. Taxpayers response:
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Anger Inside Out
ALT: Anger Inside Out
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I was today years old when I learned about this:
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Can I get an Amen, somebody?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The cutest bird you've ever seen.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Wait, this is an actual living ceature? Um, ok. Now I'm freaked all heck.
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What the Fuss!?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This just in:
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
In a 60 Minutes interview Trump admitted he did not follow the direction of the Secret Service and watched what was "going on" from backstage. What the actual heck? He didn't feel any danger? Did he feel safe because he knew it was all fake?
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Smitty @smittybanjo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I was watching Trump's speech last night after the hoo-haw, and he seemed - well, weird - too calm, like he was just injected with a dose of some anti-anxiety drug - and he had just taken a fall as he was escorted off stage. It just didn't add up for me.
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