Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man, Jack Smith missed a great game. Steph hung 60! 020
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For those scoring at home... www.gao.gov/products/b-3... 021
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026GAO: **11 pages of legal reasoning as to what changed in the law since the '70s leading it to reverse itself** Vought: **Snarky tweet** 120
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026via Politico: "OUT AND ABOUT — Town & Country magazine celebrated its 180th anniversary last night at Library Bar inside Ned’s Club. Guests enjoyed passed hors d’oeuvres by the chef Joshua Smith — including steak tartare croutons, lobster rolls and limoncello cheesecake." 000
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My favorite anecdote in the GAO report: DOGE claimed $28 billion in savings from narrowing an Air Force contract, but then the Air Force just waited a few months and awarded a $27.4 billion no-bid contract to the same contractor to perform the same work that had been "descoped." 0115
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Is it just me, or is this simply too many severe weather alerts? 120
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Somone is taking the France loss hard. (Don't worry, Senator! Spain and England are still in it!) 000
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Texted this on the group chat literally two days ago. Ah well nevertheless 020
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Et tu, official MLB app? Somewhere Pete Rose is laughing his ass off 030
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The NASA display was legit cool. But it’d have been cooler if you didn’t turn around to be confronted by the Truth Social booth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1022029
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Dying to know who the mystery “Multi-Platinum Hip-Hop Artist” could be. Unless that’s his name? 4021421
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Not so much in the way of “people,” but the Faith & Family tent was legit crowded. 1916316
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Went down to the Great American State Fair. My personal highlight might have been this Madison cosplayer arguing before literally ones of people that we’re a republic and not a democracy. 1251020226
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“Note: To activate the account, you enter willingly into an agreement with Robinhood Securities, LLC, which serves as the trustee for Trump Accounts.” 🇺🇸 011
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I added it up for all the other sickos out there: The Senate has endured 2 days, 18 hours, and 12 minutes of vote-a-rama this Congress. 051
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This is the most relatable thing a professional athlete has done since LeBron missed time with sciatica pain 020
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Omg please please please they’re going to Spelunker’s for a Double Cavern Burger 010
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Pennsylvania Ave. SE. Turn your back to the Capitol and… 🌈 0213
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I feel like the "we're a republic, not a democracy" crowd is really leaning into the "not a democracy" part 032
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Senate Budget Committee Chairman Graham: "With this budget resolution, we are moving forward — not backward" 121
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The day after Amazon lets me know they're bricking my Kindle, it stops being able to hold a charge. Curse you, Bezos! 020
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Real average hourly earnings for production and nonsupervisory workers are up just 0.1 percent year-over-year. Not great! 030
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Seems again like we have a clear answer to this “question,” no? 020
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Honestly, props to Sen. Sheehy for reading Caro's "Master of the Senate" whilst presiding. 240
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Changing the clocks is good, actually; it's good to maximize daylight during most people's waking hours 010
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"Raising questions" is the absolute worst journalistic cliche because it usually means the exact opposite. Like here, no questions were "raised." In fact, any question was *answered*! If the question is "did they coordinate," the answer is an emphatic "no shit of course they did." 130
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Incredibly credulous framing here. Republicans have changed Senate rules multiple times this Congress—remember the "current policy baseline"? Or repealing California's EV rules?—to avoid "overruling" the parliamentarian. But go off I guess 042
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026“IRS Form 4547.” Ugh these people are so embarrassing. 191
Joshua Smith @smithmachine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Really great analysis of just how much money Republicans pumped into the deportation-industrial complex with last year's reconciliation bill. www.kevinmcnellis.com/posts/ice-cb... 131
