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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 14h
Another story that I can’t help think is somehow connected.
Miami Herald headline:  “Palm Beach GOP doesn’t rule out supporting candidate accused of child sexual abuse.”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Stones get it.
View of Apple Car Play in dash screen truncating the title of the Rolling Stone’s song “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” to read as “You Can’t AI.”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
Image of Steve Martin and John Candy sitting on a bench in a scene from the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I was in seventh grade when this Time magazine cover with Cher in this sheer Bob Mackie designed dress came out. If I recall, our school librarian dutifully took a magic marker to obscure most of Cher’s body.
An early 70’s Time magazine cover showing Cher in a revealing Bob Mackie designed dress.  The caption reads “Glad Rags to Riches — Cher!”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wyland Fockink. Not food, but drink in a nearly 350 year old bar tucked away in an alley just inside the Red Light District. Talk to the bartender. Have a few shots of traditional genever. Learn how to properly drink the first sip. Indulge in the variety of flavors. You won’t be disappointed.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some of the books.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
1934
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wonder why no one wants to talk about it.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not that it is an absolute authority, but Wikipedia would indicate you’re not far off. Certainly not significantly off.
A snapshot of Andy Ngo’s Wikipedia entry
 which indicates he is between 39 and 40 years old.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trump’s entire administration is a stupider, lower moral version of the Vice President from the Day After Tomorrow.
A picture of the Vice President from the Day After Tomorrow.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Picture of Phil Hartman from SNL skit playing Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I can see why people thought it was a good idea to put a business man in charge.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’m just going to assume all the bears support and appreciate Gail.
A picture of large, hairy gay men also known as “bears.”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What about the Piano Guys?
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s part of the official duties of the golden calf.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Wait until the DOJ looks at Amazon.
Picture of 8647 merchandise.Picture of 8647 merchandise.Picture of 8647 merchandise.Picture of 8647 merchandise.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A cat is sitting in an odd manner.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Could come in handy.
Image of a Lego vampire mini-figure.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Also:
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hard to beat this.
Tweet from Newt Gingrich with the following text:  “Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you've got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks.”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Unfortunately, this is our President’s idea of dignified.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Captain America: Winter Soldier had it all wrong.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump announcing a war wearing a golf hat is a little on the nose.
Trump behind a podium wearing a USA golf hat announcing the strike against Iran.One of many pictures of Trump playing golf while wearing a USA golf hat.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
She’s home with her husband.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Image of paywall notice,
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Picture of Ringo Starr from the movie Help!
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
In today’s America, if an unmarked car cuts you off and three mask men get out and point guns at you, I guess you’re just have to assume they are federal agents protecting you from dangerous criminals and hope for the best.
Picture of three masked Immigration agents pointing guns at the female driver of a car.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
He’s turned into Uberman.
A picture of Dan Akyrod as Uberman, a Nazi version of Superman, from a Saturday Night Live skit.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
To get a gas mask you’d have to be clever enough to search for gas mask on Amazon.
Screen grab from Amazon app showing several gas masks for sale.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Same vibe.
Imagine of Danny DeVito (as the character Frank in Always Sunny In Philadelphia) in his underwear, covered in Vaseline.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
But can they get it in their coffee at libitard establishments like Starbucks? Yes, absolutely. They can even mainline heavy cream.
The option screen from the Starbucks app listing all the “creamer” options, including “Splash of whole milk” and “Splash of heavy cream.”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Vibes.
Image from the movie Casablanca of woman singing the French national anthem in defiance of the watching Nazis.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
When I lived in Maryland back in the 80s, as you drove west on the beltway, someone spray painted “Surrender Dorothy” on an overpass, right before the DC Mormon Temple came into view.
A photo of the DC Mormon Temple with “Surrender Dorothy” spray painted on an overpass.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
They need to watch this movie. (Ironically, here the President is the terrorist to be negotiated with.)
Image from the movie Air Force One where Harrison Ford as the President is warning the Vice President about negotiating with terrorists by referring to the children’s book “If You Give A Mouse a Cookie. Caption:  “If you give a mouse a cookie, he asks for a glass of milk.”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
His bio is a kicker.
A copy of the @jackunheard’s bio with a quote from  Charlie Kirk.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Same vibe.
Headline:  Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man’s Meta Smart Glasses On Subway.”  Smaller tag: Meta Glasshole.  Subcaption: “I hope she called him a dork for wearing them before she broke them.” Picture of woman giving a calm look of disdain.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A picture of Biff’s casino from Back to the Future 2.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
One of the reviewers.
Picture of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Not trying to argue, and I know there is a lot of variation, but do you think even in cases of heavy menstruation that a person might lose the equivalent of four to six units of blood products with concentrated levels platelets? This is a picture of what was withdrawn in my last donation.
Picture of IV bags containing platelet donation.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Cat sitting like a human.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
An image of the Mr. Lincoln animatronic at Disneyland.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Such idiots. Just one example:
Wikipedia entry for Boston’s Children Hospital showing it opened in 1869Wikipedia entry for Boston’s Children Hospital showing it opened in 1869
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Same vibe.
Steve Buscemi “Hey Fellow Kids” meme with text overlay saying “HELLO FELLOW AMERICAN PATRIOT!”
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
For a place “burning down,” Portland has better air quality than DC.
Image showing 34AQI for Portland.Image showing 45AQI for DC.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
WAIT, THIS IS THE GUY PINING FOR AN AI VIRGIN?
Picture of 65-year old Tyler Cowan.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Reasons are obvious.
Picture of Carl Kolchak from Kolchak: The Night Stalker.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Crazy radical leftists are burning the place down.
An comical image from the TV series Portlandia showing one character holding a hose and the other one holding a gas container.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
Photo of the Keystone Cops.
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Jefferson Smith @smithinhell.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Imagine someone getting upset about a little questioning.
Picture of Brett Kavanaugh crying about questions being raised during his Senate confirmation hearings.
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