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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️

@smilingchauffeur.bsky.social
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Fingers too fat not to make errors. Recommend you do not follow. Sometimes I "like" a post for the information, not for the action or the outcome presented. Retro Nightmare Fuel: Please Don't Let That Creepy-Ass Chauffeur From 'Burnt Offerings' Get Me.

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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 12h
Has the Trump hair-do but I'll pass it.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 23h
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Black Phone 2 is one of or is the worst movie sequel ever.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And it has only been in the last few years or so that the last 2 people using the iron lung due to polio have died.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Like this invention and its consequences. In Canada I wonder if it would fall under "proportional response" I e. "reasonable in the circumstances, meaning it must be proportional to the threat faced rather than excessive or retaliatory." Probably illegal, like carrying bear spray.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Odd now how we used to think Japan would be become the dominant global economic superpower.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Name is probably "Wynona". IYKYN
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Name is probably "Wynona". IYKYN
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And that story was from January 2026. Could have sworn there were earlier ones even from Trump's first term. And there are recent ones. The Hill - "In September 2026, a rumor spread online that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney had said Canada was prepared for an invasion from the U.S."
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yet there is Trump. (It's a joke. Not a statistic.)
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do FBI agents get in situations where these skills are required? Do UFC fighters need these skills aside from competitions?
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still unsure what AB thinks it will get out of joining the U.S. aside from lax gun laws. I assume they will be a territory like Puerto Rico. And AB will just be a piggy bank like California is currently. Profits will be sent to the Federal government to be redistributed just like they are now.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now I am wondering whether the misspelling of "nobel" was by accident or on purpose because that's the way Trump spells it.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nice including "M".
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surprised there is not some sort of raffle for being in the firing squad.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So nicely worded.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like he knows there are charges that could put Trump on prison.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought Canada was healthy. A few months ago I responded to a post that Canada was doing well. A third person came in and pointed out "Maple MAGA" and Albertan premier Danielle Smith who had meetings with Trump. And inside and outside groups pushing for Alberta separation.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thought it was Finland. But then again I do not believe they are religious
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"...other Hollywood star and lover...". Don't hear it so blatant and casual nowadays. Just caught my ear.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How does he sleep? If I was directly responsible for even one person's death I would be having nightmares and multiple multiple sleepless nights. And he has an actual graph of deaths rising over his time. I know he is MAGA but there is something else deeply wrong.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Canada just keeps winning this year. Top contender for Physiology and Medicine with Canadian researcher Dr. Daniel Drucker discovering GLP-1 hormone. 14% chance of Carney winning Nobel Peace Prize so not good.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was supposed to be smile, dimples and eye colour.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the hell was I on. And for the record nothing. At least no one would claim me post as it is quite stupid.
nothing.at
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But the companies could just add a mile, eikplewz change the eye colour etfm and claim that it is not you.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks for this! I thought he meant the blues as in the song genre. I was thinking how would he even know this. How would he have experienced it. And I didn't think the blues was even associated with the rest of his rant."Door knobs" and "sidewalks"?
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*....as we know it. And I feel fine."
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Views the presidency as a sacred position then tweets out gifs of jets dropping crap on protestors, talks about nuking California cities, cozies up to authoritarians and makes billions of dollars of the position.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I for one would like to see the Steve-Scopes age guessing conversation go on.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And would have to watch the drink being made from beginning to end if Trump was making it.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Might even be worth the risk of crossing the Gordie Howe International Bridge into the U.S.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am calling AI on the picture! (It's just a joke people.)
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am crap at spotting AI. And I am extremely cynical at my age. And I ruin everyone's fun and pop balloons. Do we just trust the poster?
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great movie. Done with respect to the subject matter. Surprised David Lynch directed it.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lodge in the maternal lungs. Discovered in 1800s.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you. It was a decades ago but I can relate to this post. I was only teased a few times outside of class that I can recall. More just embarassing for me. But I'd be counting from the very first reader and getting more nervous as my time drew near which did not help.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And The Goblin music just added to it.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even worse if you had a stutter.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So is he in his god's heaven or in his god's hell? He should be in its hell. But based on his beliefs probably in its heaven.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep. I did after your text. Have only seen him in short video segments or pictures but my goodness. Google search edited. "Hartnell's portrayal of the character was initially a stubborn and abrasive old man who was distrustful of humans.. " Nailed it.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That first Dr. Who was rough. Thought he was in his 70s/80s.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Catholic Church's history with artists has not been all sunshine and rainbows.
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did not know one of the names proposed for "Monty Python's Flying Circus was "Whither Canada" or that the title of the first episode of MPFC was called "Whither Canada".
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Smiling Chauffeur 🇨🇦⚛️ @smilingchauffeur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Especially when find out Wilfred Brimley was 50 YEARS 9 MONTHS WHEN Cocoon came out.
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