Reposted by Ellen KyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 4hnobody pulls the trigger on no-contact over trivial bullshit and every article written about this shit pretending its some fad phenomenon executed for paltry reasons is a blight on existence itself 111717
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 5hWarms my heart to see all the unsold HP books at the thrift store. Might as well pulp them 020
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 10hMy least favorite is instruction manuals filled to the brim with cutsie idioms like you're too stupid to understand unless it's dressed up in ironic millenial speak Our bidet attachments had that and I was ready to burn something. If you're going to do that, just print pictures. Don't insult me. 050
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 10hso is the new marketing flavor these days to ironically complain about the product as if the CEO had no choice but to make bad and shitty anti consumer decisions? Is this that false transparency thing they did back in the 1950's? "Haha we're with you bestie, this shit sucks but what can ya do?" 150
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 21hI face so much rejection and some assholes when job hunting for our clients that I'm still thrown off by people who treat us like nuns. So many ppl who casually swear look at me with a hand over their mouth, as if committing a grave sin The ritual of telling people "naw I don't give a shit" 030
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026that song's fun. It came up on my playlist right after I dealt with a boomer. I walked him through how to use the taco bell menu so he'd stop berating the min wage worker. He may have picked up that I used the voice I use for my developmentally disabled clients who work there. Get schooled prick. 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Days where you wish to regress to an androgynous child like critter and hiss at passersby 050
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm not used to the house's smell tho, I picked it up on my shirt. It's clean it just picked up the house's scent. Might need to make some floral sashays for my new dresser 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Things have been a bit wacky with all the surprises we've found. We're going to take this house something special tho 150
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Getting my bed on Thursday and furniture today, just gotta get another desk, a dresser, and recaulk the tub and I should be ready to set the room up proper and unpack. 170
Reposted by Ellen Kkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Speaking of Greatures, today's update brings us a revelation to the greature mindset. greatures.com/comic/247/ 317622
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That is my struggle meal, but with sauteed spinach while the pan was still hot from cooking the eggs have you tried chili crisp on eggs? Lao gan ma has such a strong savory flavor with a mild spice, it goes best on eggs. 110
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why must you dredge up my personal failures? Have I not redeemed myself by finishing that donkey Kong jr word jumble? 040
Reposted by Ellen K🍃 WindyGria 🍃 @windygria.art · 06/10/2026Fio that climbs towers and can attack twice with a single action #artmater 416444
Reposted by Ellen KSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21491001671
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Surprisingly I'm not too freaked out I just feel bad for her. I think she's suffering from some delusions from what someone has told me 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Brave little toaster didn't so much scare me as it just made me sad. 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's hard to tell if the shoe from roger rabbit scared me, I think it intrigued me. Crocomire has a bit of that too, like, wow cute characters can die horribly. This is awakening something. there's a certain balance to hit with something like that. 210
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ofc its large marge, but one of my more memorable ones is watching crocomire die when I was like 5. Just watching the poor thing struggle to get out D: 120
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ok there's ONE MORE CHAPTER of jaadugar left to be translated hnnng vibrating in place 000
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the game is fuckin good! Also the composer was Matsuda (chrono cross) and story director was Yoshi P (FFXIV), p crazy 110
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I keep finding her under my covers when I leave the room for a certain amount of time. She normally doesn't burrow. 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lavie is so stressed from the move. She peed herself on the 5 minute drive, and now won't leave my room. Her cuddle sessions last like half an hour. She's the type to cuddle when she's stressed out. 110
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I loved bravely default. The route to the true ending pissed people off but I found it fun 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What are some of your favorite anime with regards to background paintings? Show me your favorites! 210
Reposted by Ellen Kkc green @kcg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026before bluesky shits the bed today, here's a new greatures! quick! click the link! greatures.com/comic/246/ 617527
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love the mr death episode, genuinely gives me the warm fuzzies 010
Ellen K @smellen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have you ready Scoob? It was fun but I fell off at some point. 110