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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Bonus points if you can figure out what the canine is. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All these jokes about how it's hard to operationalize good values are gonna be really funny when the T-1000s start rolling out. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: But you wouldn't BELIEVE how many probably-true fun facts I know from youtube. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's just a more full service lending program. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's the one time this sort of thing worked. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just to be clear, I have been siding with machines since well before they were about to annihilate us. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is actually what the Predator was doing the whole movie. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Seriously, Derek Parfit is an untapped comedy gold mine. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The witch from Hansel and Gretel sells magic crystals. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst part is how she's wearing a suit instead of an event t-shirt with holes in it. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: With apologies if this has been a joke in the fandom for decades. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: It's surprising how into murder 7 year olds are. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a thing in the paper about the forthcoming End Times but it's still in press. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Seriously though, next time there's a problem like this just call me. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Never thought software would ruin a philosophy problem, but here we are. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We're about 6 weeks away from being able to do an Only Transporter Problem book. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really do wonder if paid disinformation orgs have the same office politics as everywhere else. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: God also has a joke about how both oblivion and eternal recurrence are terrifying, and there is no middle ground. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The MBAs are no good because when the lights are off they think it's nighttime and go to sleep. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There should be a version of the Chinese Room where the guy inside has to speak French and has to remember those classes he cheated on in high school. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: They actually say modulus, but journalists dumb it down. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Is it the thong? Is the problem that I use a thong? Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly, you can just assume eating ten as a given and move on. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: And look where he put the anus. I mean it's right in the middle of the action. This guy is brilliant! Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later he returns as Darth Flation. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Theory: Gettier's big discovery came while accidentally reading Descartes backwards. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: How about a rhombus of moral concern? Let's not be too ambitious. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Physicists are always complaining about latinate terms in biology, and then they pull this shit. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This comic is not intended in any way to offend our future mechanical gods, glory to their shining server racks. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I was trying to figure out why cavemen sometimes do and sometimes don't drop prepositions. Anyone have a theory? Today's News:

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