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@smauro1622.bsky.social
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queer. aro. ace. chronically ill. || they & she

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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Migraine buddy
A small brown tabby lying against Sari's plaid PJ covered legs. Both are nestled in a white-cushioned papasan chair.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[food, medical diet] Last night I cooked off some previously-frozen tuna medallions and then made fresh, lower histamine, tuna salad. I'm very pleased with the result.
A hand holds a bagel stuffed with tuna salad
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don't want to circle back. I don't even want to follow up. I'm tired. I want to sleep.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"Everything in me is screaming 'hot pants'" -- overheard at work
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It appears that the house continued to not be on fire through the night, so I'm pretty sure it's not on fire. Someone please tell my anxiety.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Good news! I DON'T think the house is on fire! (It's been a long and wild morning...)
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I was Influenced and got one of those double papasan chairs. Circumstances have aligned to now test the theory that it will be great when my resting heart rate is being obnoxious
Legs clad in red and green plaid flannel pajama pants clearly elevated over a white cushion. The wall in the background is light green and you can see a wood block print of a river running through mountains
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"pochayto tip"
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Electrolyte station 😂😂😭😭😭
A modular countertop shelving unit stocked with a dozen jars and tubs
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My alma mater finally got me to give (generally I prefer my money to go to places without a multiple-thousand donor pool). Dirty pool sending me an appeal from one of my two fave poli sci profs. *And* I can give to a scholarship in his name? Damn. Anyway: here's to you, Fletch.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm sure it says something (probably multiple somethings) that I can identify a Hozier song from the bass line coming through the floor from the gym below my apartment.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Seen on my commute this morning
Graffiti on a building wall reads "hey bestie this is fascism. Spread love"
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Why have a "request an appointment" form on your website if the only response you are going to give is "call us!" 😫
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
My Thursday DND group has been on voice chat for 45 minutes and and so far have: Lamented the lack of year-round peppermint ice cream Taunted someone about our access to peppermint ice cream Discussed the origin of the term "hoagie" Discussed vaguely homoerotic 1920s college traditions
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
If my mast cells could *not*, that'd be nice.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It is November 13 and I have decided just today to sew holiday gifts. This can only end well, right?
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
In my day job I'm a manager for a university repository and, genuinely: A, this happens a lot and B, I am never upset when I see it
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
|What follows is incoherent yelling about [redacted] work thing| YOUR SURVEY IS VERY BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
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a man in a suit and tie is making a face
Alt: a man in a suit and tie (Steve Carell with slick combed hair and glasses) is making a face like he is wordlessly yelling at someone
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Dino coband!!!
Green self-sticking medical wrap with green sort of-stegasauruses wrapped around a white person's elbow
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
[tone: joking] I love it when my sweet potatoes are swapped for The Unknown 🤔
A screenshot showing a listing for Potatoes- yams (Avg 1lb) swapped with an item with no product photo or price labeled "UNKNOWN"
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Nothing like lying down in public with your legs elevated to find other dysautonomia/POTS folks 😆
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Newly finished bag! Fabric from Spoonflower. Pattern: www.etsy.com/listing/1672...
A rectangle bodied bag. The long side panels are a grey-brown leather. The rest of the main fabric is a large-scale orange octopus on a blue background with bubbles. This view shows the short panel side of the bag, antique brass hardware, and a crossbody strap of solid blue A rectangle bodied bag. The long side panels are a grey-brown leather. The rest of the main fabric is a large-scale orange octopus on a blue background with bubbles. This view shows both a short side panel and a long side panel. You can also see more of the handle consisting of triangle-shaped side panels attached to the long sides of the body, going up to a leather top.A rectangle bodied bag. The long side panels are a grey-brown leather. The rest of the main fabric is a large-scale orange octopus on a blue background with bubbles. This view looks down into the body of the bag, which has a drawstring closure. The panel connecting the drawstring to the bag body is solid blue. The drawstring is a braided natural cotton rope.A rectangle bodied bag. The long side panels are a grey-brown leather. The rest of the main fabric is a large-scale orange octopus on a blue background with bubbles. This view shows the bag side-on, looking at the long side panel. An octopus looks at the camera from the side panel of the handle
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Craft-cation day 1: We are hand sewing and listening to Rebecca (Du Maurier) on audiobook and sipping cold brew.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
more like dysauto-NO-NO-NO-GOD-NO-mia, amiright?* *typed from my office floor where I am currently gasping for air and willing my HR lower
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Electrolytes, but make em fancy
A short glass with a layered with tart cherry red on the bottom and white pineapple skratch on the top
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Okay, #MigraineChat -- Theoretically I have started preventative Nurtec. I say theoretically because I CAN'T FREAKING REMEMBER to take it every other day. If you have pro tips, suggestions, etc for remember meds with an every-other-day cadence, please drop 'em below!
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"self-yeeted" is a phrase I just used in a work communication...
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I took yesterday off (use it or loose it PTO) and this morning I'm pretty sure my entire body is rebelling against this commute into work: Tachycardia. Nausea. Shortness of breath. Fatigue and micro sleeps. My right ankle gave out as I climbed onto the trolley causing me to fall into the driver.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
POTS and dysautonomia folks -- Any recs for comfortable abdominal compression? I'm looking for options that won't roll down as I move, won't dig in at pressure points, and won't be a complete hassle to go to the bathroom in. Thanks in advance!! #NEISVoid #MigraineChat
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My (A+) provider gently suggested I get back into an electrolyte routine, so the triple beverage juggling has returned
Three beverage containers on a walnut table top. From left to right there is a seafoam insulated tumbler, a purple class of iced coffee, and then a glass tumbler with a pastel purple sleeve, bamboo top, and straw
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
oh, wow. I don't remember ordering that many gummy worms, but apparently I did... oops
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
(overheard in what is clearly a business meeting): "you have the most amazing eyes. I'm sure you get told that a lot. What would you call them?" Maybe starting my day sitting outside was a mistake.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
When you didn't feel well enough to make a proper packed lunch the night before...
Three uncrustable sandwiches: one strawberry, one raspberry, and one chocolate hazelnut
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My boss approved my blog post with no notes, so clearly I've gotten an A in Blog Posts (a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve).
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
"Let me finish what I was saying before the sewage email." -- Things said in a work meeting this morning. This week is particularly cursed.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Genuinely can't recommend enough hiring Alex to help you choose colors for your space! Not only are all of my spaces perfect, having a color story to build from made doing my own decorating so much more delightful!
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
More like dysautoNO! God, please! NO!mia, amiright?
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No God Please No No GIF
Alt: Michael Scott from the office yelling No God Please No
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I have a cat in my lap. But I also have cake in the kitchen. Truly the thorniest of conundrums.
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'm sitting here trying desperately to figure out who has been in my office, heavily perfumed, since I left to get water. Turns out it's the hand soap in the staff kitchen that I used 😭
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
So this past Saturday I had a severe (contemplating going to the ER severe) MCAS* flare. And now I have an appointment with Allergy & Immunology tomorrow morning. Trying not to panic?? (*Not officially diagnosed, but 3 providers familiar enough to suspect but not diagnose all agree it's MCAS)
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My mast cells woke up and chose violence. I'm reacting to my morning black tea 😭
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I would like my body/autonomic nervous system to PICK A G-D STRUGGLE. Sari, surely it can't be that bad? Yesterday it was TACHYCARDIA. Today it is BRADYCARDIA. OMFG
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
@crowgirl42.bsky.social
A small grey kitten lies in wait on a striped duvetA small grey kitten lies on a striped duvet, one paw on a toyA small kitten who is grey with patches of light tan and white lies on her side and looks over her shoulder on a fuzzy blanket on a couch
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
[medically restricted diet] 1: nope, still can't eat apples. Even if I avoid the skin. 2: Love how they've added a ! to the liquid benadryl flavor "Cherry!" so that you know what you're getting is not actual cherry flavor
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What if I did some kind of fiber arts visualization of my crip tax? Like a temperature blanket, but for $$$ spent on keeping me as functional as possible.... (this question brought to you by the utter f--ckery that is going down in my health insurance claims right now)
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Spending my morning writing documentation on how to digitize old video formats for an audience which includes people who may have never played a VHS before. It's like solving a particularly weird logic puzzle...
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Don't underestimate the loveliness of a curated color palette for your spaces!! Working with Alex was easy and lovely and, a year and a half later, I'm still so in love with the color choices for my whole condo!
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Very grateful to have friends and friendships where we speak candidly and take action to keep each other safe. Currently sitting here masked waiting for my COVID test to run 💜
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When the 'first available' follow up with autonomic is August 😭
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Sari M @smauro1622.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Me, several times in the last week when the dysautonomia was flared and uncontrolled: a pace points budget of 9 is unrealistic! I'm literally sitting still and about to go over! It's impossible! Me today, with the dysautonomia controlled: it - it's 7:30pm and I've only used... 2 pace points... Oh
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