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Michael

@smashmouthxx.bsky.social
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Gen X Canadian/American hybrid Flames hockey fanatic Diversity, equality, inclusion, and tolerance burns more calories than bigotry and hatred. It's a scientifical fact. #NeverVoteConservative Same handle from Xhitter Not interested in DMs, thanks.

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David Hamer @davidhamer1951.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks, petulant piffleswipe Pierre Poilievre, assorted Conservative Party of Canada nutbar MP’s, Queen of Stupid Danielle Smith, and all the ditchbillies of the KuKluxKonvoy. 🤷🏼😒🙄😠🤷🏼
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because birds of a feather...
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Undeniably true, those that toss them out as buzzwords thinking it's an insult clearly don't know what the words actually mean. Can probably thank Joe McCarthy for that. www.youtube.com/shorts/wqwAC...
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Communism or Fascism? #historyshorts #usa #trump #historyfacts #history
YouTube video by Trevor's History Reels
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An exhausting task. www.cnn.com/2026/09/27/p...
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I started fact-checking Trump 10 years ago. Here are 15 things I’ve learned | CNN Politics
Ten years ago this month, in my old job as Washington correspondent for the Toronto Star, I started what I believed would be a quick little side project: fact-checking underdog presidential candidate ...
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Speaking of time travel... We've all heard of the Hitler Paradox, right? 🤔
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is their guy?
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As many of us do, I have a very large and diverse extended family. Quite literally, half of my family are Canadian, the other American. There is no shortage of bragging and trolling when it comes to examples of national accomplishments. But never when it comes to trump. He is universally despised.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Looks like he might confused about which sport he's playing in his boots and tube socks, but hey! Celebrating Pride Month is a big step forward for him!
Trump wearing shoulder pads and wrestling shorts, holding a 1950s football helmet in one hand and a basketball in the other, while topless muscular men wave pompoms and cheer him on.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's made of butter, isn't it.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It will never, ever, ever happen. Full stop. www.youtube.com/shorts/8ZATM...
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Why it’s almost impossible for Alberta to separate from the rest of Canada | About That
YouTube video by CBC News
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Driving around Edmonton today running errands, we saw three Alberta white suprem...I mean, independence petition locations. Nobody there but the clipboard holders. Brave of me to share my middle finger and laugh at each of them, I know, but...meh. Worth it.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
MAGA: "98% OF SCIENTISTS SAY CLIMATE CHANGE MIGHT BE REAL, BUT 2% SAY IT ISN'T. THAT MAKES IT INCONCLUSIVE!!" Me: "Ok. So if I'm 98% inside your mom...."
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm sorry for calling her stupid. I thought she knew. www.cnn.com/2026/03/05/p...
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Trump fires Noem as frustrations build among White House officials, GOP lawmakers | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Thursday on social media he was firing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and would name Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Trump’s rampant cryptocurrency corruption
YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It just doesn't get old. youtu.be/EtRSal1Zaas?...
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They pushed me down and maced me
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The internet was won today by...
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Alberta Separation: Myth vs Fact Myth: Alberta can unilaterally declare independence tomorrow. Fact: Under Canadian law, a province cannot simply "walk away." The Supreme Court of Canada (in the 1998 Quebec Secession Reference) ruled that secession requires a constitutional amendment.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I don't listen to Kid Rock for the same reason I don't eat from the toilet.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Catherine O'Hara, but not trump?
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a framed certificate that says ' award ' on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a framed certificate that says ' award ' on it
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Good day class. On this date in 1793, the deposed King of France, Louis XVI, at age 38, was beheaded by guillotine on the Place de la Révolution. Does anyone know what brought the former king to this fate?
Scene of the beheading of Louis XVI
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Republican comments: "Unpresidential" "There's no way, I don't think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday" "You have the whole world watching" "This proves he's a Marxist" "That's an impeachable offense right there" No, wait...those are about a tan suit.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I hope everyone has a great weekend! Except you, Danielle Smith. Fuck you.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Shhh.....quiet, Piggy.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yes. Fuck you, Jennifer Johnson. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSm4...
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Isn’t it unironic, don’t ya think? #daniellesmith #ucp #notwithstanding #alberta
YouTube video by Lisab0923
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Party? Naw. I want to shop for groceries like it's 1999.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The ego on this clown is staggering. White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump - BBC News share.google/0KPA67JNCZso...
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White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump
A spokesman says the Nobel Committee placed "politics over peace" in awarding the coveted award to Venezuela's opposition leader.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This tracks.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Curious to see who buys a ton of Kenvue stock with the value plummeting due to trump and RFK jr's bullshit peddling. How long before we hear "Tylenol? No, we meant Anacin. Or maybe it was Panadol." Cha-ching. It's always a lie, and it's always a grift.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Fuck the UCP and Danielle Smith. Oh, and you too, Jennifer Johnson.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
In a world of useless tools, trump is the Pet Rock.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Last night, I dreamed Bonnie Critchley beat Pierre Poilievre. I can clarify. She beat Pierre in the octagon. With an elbow strike. To the nose. While the Jeopardy theme song played. I dont watch UFC. I get my violence from NHL hockey. But this dream was quite entertaining, so thank you brain.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
She needs to be removed from office. She'll never resign. The narcissism would never allow it. A legislative no-confidence? Maybe, if enough MLAs grow a spine. General election? Not until 2027. An intervention by The Honourable Salma Lakhani? Things will need to get even worse before that happens.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
8:30 left in the third...
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Happy Pride! #pride #protectqueerkids #pridemonth #canada
YouTube video by Lisab0923
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It's June 1st. Feel the sunshine. Scratch a puppy's ears. Enjoy a coffee on a patio. Punch a Nazi.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why do we admire, idolize, work for, and elect assholes? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5h...
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Rise of the assholes: why do we keep rewarding bad behaviour?
YouTube video by CBC Docs
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Danielle Smith "says" she wants a united Canada and doesn't support separation. She also says that lowering the signature count will allow Albertans an easier chance to mandate a referendum, which she'd honour. Would this include calls for her resignation? Or just topics to frenzy feed her base?
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Turns out, Poilievre was right. It IS time for a change. Even Carleton agrees. After four years of divisive rage baiting, slogans, and Justinfatuation, the majority have brought unity home. Canada has spoken. How 'bout them apples?
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNkW...
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Pierre Poilievre Reaches A New Low
YouTube video by Steve Boots
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Wife and I voted this morning (Edmonton NW), in and out in 10 mins. This a big one. Exercise your right. #CanadaVotes
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why...
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Why Do Canadians Say 'Eh'?
The story behind Canada’s most distinctive verbal tic.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
If you're into exceptionally violent action films (a la John Wick), I recommend Sisu on Netflix. Minor spoiler: Probably the most epic non-gory baddie death scene in cinematic history. The Finnish are not to be messed with.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
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muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Soooo.... Tariffs on, tariffs off. Buy low, sell high. Isn't this actually market manipulation? It is, isn't it.
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
1979. I have a very distinct memory of buying a pack of O-Pee-Chee hockey cards. It was a warm fall day, and I was 8 years old. 🧵
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Michael @smashmouthxx.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Utah gonna give Arkansas a run for the title of Worst Teeth in the Nation. www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/h...
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Utah becomes the first state to ban fluoride in public drinking water | CNN
Utah has become the first state to ban fluoride in public drinking water, despite widespread opposition from dentists and national health organizations.
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