smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗬, 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗬, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗫 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥. 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙻𝚄𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴. 010
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Zootopia 2 was a letdown, let's see if Edgerunners S2 can do better. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 28/05/20262005-2015 was peak high octane electronic music. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Got a triple ad on YouTube yesterday for the first time and I now get double ad 100% percent of the time. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Would like to see some of the Google Workspace apps like Drive and Notes get a PIN & Fingerprint lock 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Even better, they have a niche fetish that you don't, but it's something that you just do. So you repeatedly and effortlessly turn them on just by existing. 020
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Coverage like this is why I don't read your fucking stuff anymore. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Please stop automatically converting Unicode Symbols into Emojis or displaying Unicode Symbols as an Emojis. If I wanted an Emoji to be shown then that's what I would've typed. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Me things I dislike being advertised a product or service that I am already using 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026if I had a kid I'd name them after a NITW character 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Everyone who sexes wants to be someone's best sex they ever had with person, right? 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Hey Google Why the fuck is Illuminati an ad topic?! 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026There's that phrase again "maintenance mode" 020
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Casual sex train carriage with blacked-out/one-way windows. 010
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Just process the payment payment processor Just browse the internet internet browser 010
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026There aren't enough hanky codes Can someone make more please 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026A colossal waste of space and electricity, but at least it's marginally less of a waste of space and electricity than AI datacenters. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Thanks Google, I would never have managed without you. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/12/2025To be powered by electricity that there isn't enough supply for yet. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Need someone to recreate all the locations from Driveclub in BeamNG please and thank you. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025YouTube finally incorporating some more Material You colour into their UI 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Cuminfalting her while she's giving birth Replacing one belly with another asynchronously (she is not amused 💢 at your game 🃏) 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025It's impressive how much light you can get from a 2XAA torch these days. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2025The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions. 010
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Electronic music peaked in 2008 through to 2012 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Weather: Rainy My Weather App: Poor conditions for running Bro if I did running this is exactly the weather I'd be excited for running in what you on about 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2025There ain't much about Firefox Mobile on Android that annoys me, but of those most are such minor things it's frustrating that that is an issue at all. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2025European nations please stop selling your companies to the United States conglomerates. #keepitlocal 010
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Fuck the 1030.52.731.2025 driver 🔵🦀 Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I'll be honest, if we go on a hike I want you to be infront not because I'm being courteous letting you lead the way or set the pace,... I just want to stare at your ass. It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕🦺 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Being remembered is something we all selfishly desire. 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025In the wise words of Bill Wurtz: “you could make a religion out of this!” 010
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Old bird yells at cloud: Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely 000
smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 07/08/2025So the Remaster function in Samsung Gallery broke and created some cool authentic glitch artifacts 000