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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗢 𝗕𝗘 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗬, 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗬, 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗫 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥. 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙼𝚄𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙻𝚄𝚂𝙸𝚅𝙴.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Age of Unreason
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🖕 𝗲𝘀𝗮
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Zootopia 2 was a letdown, let's see if Edgerunners S2 can do better.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🟪 🐲
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
2005-2015 was peak high octane electronic music.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You're done bud 🗑️
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Got a triple ad on YouTube yesterday for the first time and I now get double ad 100% percent of the time.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Would like to see some of the Google Workspace apps like Drive and Notes get a PIN & Fingerprint lock
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Even better, they have a niche fetish that you don't, but it's something that you just do. So you repeatedly and effortlessly turn them on just by existing.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Coverage like this is why I don't read your fucking stuff anymore.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚑 #SonyXperia #Xperia1VIII
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Please stop automatically converting Unicode Symbols into Emojis or displaying Unicode Symbols as an Emojis. If I wanted an Emoji to be shown then that's what I would've typed.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
👎🏼 🎞️🎞️
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
↖ The overthinker
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
! 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
bloatsoft
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Me things I dislike being advertised a product or service that I am already using
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
if I had a kid I'd name them after a NITW character
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Everyone who sexes wants to be someone's best sex they ever had with person, right?
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Why spider big?"
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Autumn is Nigh
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hey Google Why the fuck is Illuminati an ad topic?!
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Night In The Woods
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There's that phrase again "maintenance mode"
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Casual sex train carriage with blacked-out/one-way windows.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Just process the payment payment processor Just browse the internet internet browser
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There aren't enough hanky codes Can someone make more please
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A colossal waste of space and electricity, but at least it's marginally less of a waste of space and electricity than AI datacenters.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Thanks Google, I would never have managed without you.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
To be powered by electricity that there isn't enough supply for yet.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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An image of a teen standing near a house, with black stars and stripes painted on one side of his face. We see the band's name and the album title written above in black.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Selfish Convictions
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Need someone to recreate all the locations from Driveclub in BeamNG please and thank you.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
YouTube finally incorporating some more Material You colour into their UI
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Cuminfalting her while she's giving birth Replacing one belly with another asynchronously (she is not amused 💢 at your game 🃏)
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
It's impressive how much light you can get from a 2XAA torch these days.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Electronic music peaked in 2008 through to 2012
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Weather: Rainy My Weather App: Poor conditions for running Bro if I did running this is exactly the weather I'd be excited for running in what you on about
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Severely Artism Terminally Artistic
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
There ain't much about Firefox Mobile on Android that annoys me, but of those most are such minor things it's frustrating that that is an issue at all.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
European nations please stop selling your companies to the United States conglomerates. #keepitlocal
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Fuck the 1030.52.731.2025 driver 🔵🦀 Reverting back to 1030.44.1014.2024
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'll be honest, if we go on a hike I want you to be infront not because I'm being courteous letting you lead the way or set the pace,... I just want to stare at your ass. It's a great motivator 🍑👀🐕‍🦺
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Being remembered is something we all selfishly desire.
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
In the wise words of Bill Wurtz: “you could make a religion out of this!”
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Old bird yells at cloud: Emojis in the title of for sale listings piss me off immensely
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smashed_penguin @smashedpenguin.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
So the Remaster function in Samsung Gallery broke and created some cool authentic glitch artifacts
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