floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’d also do that if I fumbled a TV tastic baddie amen 131
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i was once a highschool flower with dreams of playin the big game... i coulda gone pro you know... in basbeball.. all if i didnt injure my arm in the 2nd grade... ah... flower school... what memories. what memories i hold dear and have. 032
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I just made everything green, okay? like I just got really nervous and now its all green. 132
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026just hit this new strand called BLACKSHARD and now its darker then dark 050
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’m TIRED as fuuuuuck right now I’m seeing straight BULLET PATTERNS 020
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floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026thisisthefateideserveAndToTheWindMySoulWillGo 010
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026iturnedmysworhdintoGLUEandIV'Ebeeeeenliiickiniiiiit 000
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026kills you with my violent butter soar, seasoning you perfectly instantly in one clean swing 220
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026They are calling me the flowerpatch butcher 023
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026you know who else swishes their big $$$$ing tail? you, soon 021
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026No worries— I understand you don't want to see me liiiick my butter sword! The option is always there if you wish to see it! 030
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026you know who else wakes up early? my moooom 331
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026you know who else didnt call me back? bloxer 010
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026runs away and falls over so you get a petal shot 043
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026he loves me but he knows i will break his heart 133
floradiiiin @smashedfloradinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026you know who else is getting smashed? my car 021
