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Charlotte Corday

@smartsassysabrina.bsky.social
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Angel of Assassination. Girls do what they gotta do.

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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sugar S2 is like: You cared about the storylines we revealed in S1? Haha, fuck you
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me at a job interview:
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Tarzan's Terk Enjoys Tea Party
Alt: Tarzan's Terk, cartoon primate, playing drums on a tea set that looks like Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My spouse is getting his first cavity filled today. He’s gonna be SO grouchy about being numb.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. In between sips of my two beverages
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody need anything: I just applied press-on nails
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And every republican voter you know is dying for the chance to do their own kind of cheating. They do their part. We can too: Vote!
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The water dripping inside this downspout is making me feel tale-tell hearted
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can you eat the sprouts off a ch-ch-ch-chia?
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ted Lasso S4 is giving me some weird vibes.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Minority rights: distraction War in Iran: distraction White billionaire using his power to create a media furvor: news
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If Trump lives til 2028, it will be made clear that a vote for Vance is a vote to Keep Trump.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ACAB includes the civility police
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just can't with people cheering on Kraft. I can't. He's a piece of shit, one of 47s buddies, but because he silenced the person you don't agree with, suddenly he's a moral voice. No, he's not. sports.yahoo.com/articles/whe...
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Where Patriots owner Robert Kraft shows up in latest Jeffrey Epstein files release
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is named in the latest wave of documents released in the Jeffrey Epstein files — here's why.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I first heard Thrift Shop, I never could’ve imagined the artist becoming a social flashpoint, but here we are The absurdist vein reality has going on is wild.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just had someone on the Santa Fe subreddit tell me rent control REWARDS RENTERS and let me tell you, I am raging
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I finally got my craft pile cleaned up enough to do something. I am now stitching an ice cream cone. I am not taking questions like “Why?” or “What for?“
Embroidery hoop with a work in progress: ice cream cone on blue and red striped fabric
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible Toast and Jamiroquai
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Stephanie; We Are All Pretti & Good🌻 @steph1873.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Doing anything that makes it easier for Republicans to gain or keep power is committing electoral seppuku. We didn't learn from voting for Nader in 2000? We didn't learn from not voting for Harris in 2024? For the love of our freedoms, smarten up!
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People still want to shit on Janet Mills and blocked me for defending her We lost Maine because we let her be trashed by the media
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a casserole! 🤩
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They’re not oblivious. They don’t want to be watched and will schedule the barn-storming speeches around the games We must stop giving them the benefit of the doubt
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The idea that Coyote v Acme would be shelved for tax breaks was always a marketing gimmick and there’s no glory to be had in falling for it.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not feeling good about white sheet ghosts having a style moment while fascists are in charge
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nope, sorry. I am objectively better than a MAGAt and you have to be fucking delusional to believe things like this, let alone post them in defense of Pete Hegseth
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yup. They never stopped pretending it was about “ethics in gaming journalism”
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe there’s value in letting misinformation that makes MAGAts look bad stand. Make them do their own defense for chrissake!
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a white woman trying to drum up homophobic outrage on my local subreddit and I’m infuriated that people are eating it up. Look, Karen, if your husband is spending 10 minutes watching another man masturbate, the problem isn’t with the bathhouse
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Wicker Man
Alt: Wicker Man
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The cuck chair in this La Quinta is looking a bit worn
Blue worn out armchair in front of a banged up hotel corner.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m currently the companion for someone getting bottom surgery and let me tell you, in a civilized country, they would *not* have sent her to a hotel in my care!
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jefferson raped his slaves and sold off his own children. We’re very good at normalizing awful shit in America
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nuclear weapons have killed humans on every other continent. These are the people waiting for their inevitable end in Australia. Beautiful and brutal, featuring Fred Astaire’s final performance.
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On the Beach (1959) ORIGINAL TRAILER
YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know the saying is “regulations are written in blood” but I’m learning that quite a lot of important ones were written in dysentery
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Deregulation going great for rural Texas: this order has been in place for a month
Welcome to your Quanah Sonic Drive in

We are currently operating under a city-wide water boil order” 

Rest of text details what menu items are available. No drinks.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My marketing emails indicate ribbed fabrics are back. Great for making my boobs look even bigger!
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Same
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know entirely too much about Mayors in other cities
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So fucking what? That’s the absolute least you could’ve done to stop Trump.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
News article from this morning: 3700 wild horses rounded up News article from this afternoon: Trump going to import ground beef from a mystery country and sell it at 25% below market
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I once apologized for saying a MAGAt was “prob in the Epstein files” and I regret it. All Republicans need to prove they don’t rape kids.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why the fuck is this *international* news?
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A somewhat unexpected road trip in my new Leaf begins Saturday so tonight I tested car chargers of different types. Tesla chargers are the shittiest. The cord doesn’t even reach unless you’re parked juuuuust right
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nosferatu 2024 Clearly blamed the whole thing on a girl getting horny and then let her “redeem” herself by dying.
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is my favorite Mother’s Day classic
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pyramid pose is my nemesis
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh no, we didn’t save the Cheerleader ☹️
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t believe Scott Eastwood is a real person, I believe he’s an AI creation so we don’t forget about Clint
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#FOOTLOOSE3000
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Man Dances with Inflatable Tube Man
Alt: Man Dances with Inflatable Tube Man
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Charlotte Corday @smartsassysabrina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If the smoke forecast doesn’t change, I’m going to see Lili Elbe at the opera tonight!
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