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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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a woman with glasses says that guy is the worst on peacock
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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a man is sitting in a chair and saying `` do it . ''
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
MAGA when it comes to flags.
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
What Pete sees when shaving.
Blurry face
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Seeing how she cosplays at the border a lot maybe she just buying drugs for the rest of Trump’s cabinet.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That’s got to be the best thief in the world to take a bag from this badass.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Great. Can we cancel her return flight?
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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a cartoon of a man with a quote by john lewis
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
But he does look like a guy who’s on a sex offender registry.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
His hat seems a bit ironic seeing as how he looks like your average child porn mug shot.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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a volleyball player wearing a number 10 jersey
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
That’s a nice country you got there. I’d be a shame if something happened to it.
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a man in a tuxedo is sitting in front of a window and says `` capeesh '' .
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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a woman says this is bullsh * t while talking to a man
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Didn’t realize Trump and his people visited Gitmo.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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a red and white logo for skynet neural net based artificial intelligence
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It’d be really great if he had access to one of the democratic leaders in congress.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
As a blue state resident I approve this plan.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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a man wearing a hat is smiling and says " i second that "
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Still convinced msm wanted Trump to win. They love the chaos he brings. Biden was to boring for them. All he did was get shit done. Only thing msm had was his age and when he’d stutter/stumble answering a question. Trump puts out so much BS for them to talk about they don’t even have to work for it
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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a man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and says nooooooo !!!
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Seems like a perfect representation of the year to come.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Oh good then they shouldn’t have a problem if we raise their taxes and get rid of the cap on social security withholding.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It would have been more surprising if he didn’t. Who in America hasn’t said hostile thing towards the insurance industry.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Can’t believe they are also perp walking Mayor Adam’s at the same time.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If it did I assume it jumped right back when it found Tubberville’s head empty.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I assume when Trump hear Bahamas he thinks black and that’s how he got to Herschel. Same thing he does with HUD.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
For a party that rails against participation trophies they sure have been giving out a lot of them. Herschel, Dr. Oz, Kari Lake, Loeffler, Perdue, and others. Guess he hires only the best losers.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Elon should be the poster boy for the freeloading immigrants we always hear about.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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a man with a beard is talking into an imdb microphone and says i think we 're screwed
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Dunking on Scott Jennings should be a national pastime.
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a couple of basketball players are fighting on a court .
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
They’ve finally read up on how tariffs work? Maybe they finally figured out the ACA that they get their healthcare from is Obamacare. Or they just found out that the Dept of Ed funds their kids IEP. Lots of reasons to be mad if they finally did their homework on Trumps plans.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Right wing media echo chambers have completely rotted the minds of their viewers. It’s like we live in two completely different realities.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Of course he doth protest too much. Anyone named Markwayne is definitely drinking by 10am probably with his friend Jim Bob down at their illegal still site.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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a judge is sitting in a courtroom and saying `` ugh , what an idiot !!! '' .
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I don’t think they will. Elie is on the wrong side of the political spectrum and the wrong skin tone. He’d have to go full blow Clarence Thomas just to get his foot in the door.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It’s sad but I’m not really surprised how many people believe that. It’s the same people who think separation of church and state doesn’t apply to Christianity.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a sign that says nbc universal
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Anyone who knows an alcoholic also know that is complete bullshit. He’s not going to stop.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Good to see CNN finally explaining tariffs. “Tariffs are taxes placed on imported goods designed to protect domestic manufacturers. Companies that import products pay the taxes and typically pass the extra cost on to customers in the form of higher prices.” Would’ve helpful prior to the election.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sound like someone is suffering from dementia and should resign from the senate. He’s obviously unfit and has forgotten all the shits he’s done to politicize the courts.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In completely related news customers are seeing an increase in their bills. Guess I now know why my bill went up by $5 per line.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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a woman with glasses says that guy is the worst on peacock
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Just look at who Trump pardoned in his first term. Stone, Manafort, Flynn and others with ties to him and his campaign. He’s was going to pardon J6 felons no matter what Biden did.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This is why Biden had no choice but to pardon Hunter. Trumps picks signal he plans to follow through on his plans to go after his political rivals.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Oh fuck off. Trump is appointing loyalist with no experience to the top DOJ positions and has said he will go after his political enemies. Biden’s choices pardon him and catch some heat for reversing course or don’t pardon and let a weaponize Trump DOJ spend the next 4 yrs going after Hunter.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Disagree on 1. Yes if a normal pre MAGA republican was taking over Jan 20th then the pardon was probably wrong. With Trump taking over and the Bondi/Patel appointments it’s completely justified. They were going to continue to attack Hunter and weaponize the DOJ. Trump has said as much.
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Marcus @smartass24.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Maybe you could even fry something in one of those commercials. Maybe an egg and then you tell people that is what happens to your brain when you do drugs.
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