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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster

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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my favourite thing about doing trends like this is that my movie taste is sometimes, not good my9movies.net/en
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well, I haven't shared anything from this one yet...
text reads: 

Post July - Day 6

Picked up chatter of Blondie two towns over, local shop got turned over, and the towns folk are all in a twist about it. Sounds like exactly the kind of chaos he'd be caught up in, so headed that direction once I finish this coffee. 

Post July - Day 8

No sign of him. Moving on.
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
most important photo from the eclipse actually 🫶
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
BETELGUSE TIME BABY w/ @inkandplasma.bsky.social
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
oh, but I took some nice photos while we were eating lunch of the view after we finished canoeing
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
taking myself on a mental health walk on my lunch break
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🥹
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
putting that guy through it to cope (my stampede wolfwood gun kink fic that I've been rambling about for months is finally finished 🎉) 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/87076571
screenshot of a fic summary. 
title - doing right by your ghost. 
author - too many lemons. 
summary - Two years is a long time to carry a gun that isn't his, the weight of how he's failing it's owner heavier with ever passing day. It's too much to look at directly in the warm light of day, but in the lonely half light of his lodgings late at night. Then there's no one around to see him running his hands over metal worn smooth by the touch of someone else's hands, or just how much he might let that affect him.

An exploration of Wolfwood's mental state between Stampede & Stargazescreenshot of the tags of the linked fic.
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jingles and Nightwing experiencing culture 🎭 @inkandplasma.bsky.social
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ooohhh you want to order a tiny Vash and a matching Wolfwood so bad ooohhh v4mprince.bigcartel.com
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
this parcel has dramatically improved my mood 🙌
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
finally sitting down to watching Iron Lung 🙌
the back of a teddy and a bowl of popcorn in front of a mostly black TV screen, subtitle reads "the planets have disappeared"
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🫡
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I haven't given ya'll a teaser in a while, so you can have a whole paragraph... (the best way to explain the content warning on this that the draft doc is just called "Sad Gun Kink Wolfwood")
Text reads: The tip of his tongue circles the muzzle of the gun, the taste of metallic tainted gunpowder blooming through his mouth like blood. His hand feels small and far away as his fingers press into himself again, the palm of his hand grinding against his dick with each movement. The sensations of his body feels distant over the sound of the blood rushing in his ears, the buzz of pleasure he's still mindless chasing doing nothing to drown out the the river of regret and longing rushing over him.
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
my darling wife came home from volunteering and gave me a box of 20 creme eggs 🙌
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My darling baby Vash arrived safe and sound this morning, and he's so adorable @hollycircling.bsky.social i love him so much 💕 But also I took him on a little adventure today and it turned out so cute: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRb9uDxa/
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
doodling Jingles again - I think he deserves a TV show
low effort sketch of an old box style TV with a cat clown on one side, and text reading "Jingles" on the other, with a slight static effect
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
finished little collection of bottle cap badges to give out at con tomorrow 🥰
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
guys do you think there might be a new trigun episode on Saturday
three push notifications from various studio orange accounts all saying "TRIGUN STARGAZE NEW EPISODE SATURDAY..."
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Gamer Girls helping their mama (@inkandplasma.bsky.social) beat the boss 👏
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
made my self some red plant juice (vimto) and gave fuck ass Wolfwood a better cigarette just in case 🙂‍↕️
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
how I'm feeling rn
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
this is the only thing I'm willing to acknowledge about today's teasers. they are too cute.
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
obviously I'm excited but, can we talk about how creepy teru Wolfwood is? what have they done to him
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
stop trying to kill me personally 😭 😭 😭 he's so tiny
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm experiencing fear #trigunstargaze
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
every night before bed we must at with the fishy pole 🙂‍↕️
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sometimes you just gotta escape into the woods, you know
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
finally got a fuck ass Roy to go with my fuck ass Jason 🥰
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I like this line though so, that's something
Quote snippet: Before long it builds until it's dragging him down like an anchor, until it's a struggle to keep pouring drinks without grimacing, feeling every step like he's being pulled off balance by a gun that's been a steady presence at his side longer than it's owner ever was at this point.
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
And said figure on my shelf 👌
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
everyone please congratulate Wolfwood on his recent nuptials 🙂‍↕️
parcel label, reads Nicholas D Stampede Statue
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I have plans I can't share right now because the haters will sabotage me [guy with no haters who will in fact share everything they do]
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Oh this one is super cute
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Emotional support background Wolfwood 🙂‍↕️
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
my favourite thing I've added to my bookcase in a long time
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
agree to disagree
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm not gunna post spoilers, probably for a day or two, this is all I have to say about the new episode #trigunstargaze
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
christening my new journal with doodlin'
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Channelling my stargaze excitement into filming some punk Vash tiktoks tonight, so have some fresh photos 😘
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
binging a long running show is so funny to me, what do you mean I've finished two of the five seasons of @missiontozyxx.bsky.social and I still have nearly 80 hours of content left
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm not sure interested is a strong enough word for how I feel about stargaze actually
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New Years Resolutions punch cards, because setting a resolution and sticking to it for a whole year sucks, but ticking off goals is fun 👌
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
yyyaasss! I have a little countdown on my phone homescreen 👌
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Picking this thread back up, this one was a lot of fun to write actually #trigun
27th December 2025 - Rescue Mission

Vash: I don't want anyone getting hurt though.

Wolfwood: Yeah, yeah.

Vash: I'm serious.

Wolfwood: Of course you are. 

Vash: This is a rescue mission, no guns. 

Wolfwood: You seriously expect me to go in there without even a side arm? 

Vash: Well fine. You can bring the pistol. But only for emergencies. Not for the mission. 

Wolfwood: In the kind of emergencies you cause Blondie just my pistol is not enough. But fine. Let's just get this over with. 

Vash: It's going to go great.

Wolfwood: Blondie, nothing you've ever planned has gone great. 



Vash: Hostiles sighted. 

Wolfwood: Idiot, get back here, they'll see you. 

Vash: Ah, Wolfwood, that hurt! You don't have to yank me so hard. 

Wolfwood: You're going to blow our cover before we're even in the room. Remind me why I had to leave the Punisher but you're wearing that fucking coat. 

Vash: It's not my fault your gun is taller than you are! 

Wolfwood: Shh! And get down. 

V: Uh, fine. Reckon you can get under that table without them seeing? 

Wolfwood: Easy. After you Spikey. 

Vash: Count to 20. Okay. 

(Pause) 

Wolfwood: Count to 20. Fucking hell, this is never going to work. Here goes nothing I guess. 

Vash: (Whispering) Hey Wolfwood, fancy seeing you here. Wolfwood: (Whispering) Well, can't let you have all the fun can I? 

Vash: (Whispering) Shh, this isn't fun. It's serious. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Hurry up and get crawling Spikey, I'm leaving you for dead if we get caught under here. 

Vash: (Whispering) On it. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Two tables forward, keep low. 

Vash: (Whispering) Have you still got eyes on the guard? 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Yeah, not looking, just keep moving. 

Vash: (Whispering) This is kinda fun. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Shut up and move idiot. 

Vash: (Whispering) You're having fun. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) I'll be having fun when we get out of here, and I can have a drink. Vash: (Whispering) Well, good news, I think I can reach the hostage from here. Keep watch? 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Hold. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Okay now. 

Vash: (Whispering) Secured. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Pass it here. 

Vash: (Whispering) I can carry it and crawl. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) I don't trust you, give it here, you can keep watch now. 

Vash: (Whispering) That wasn't the plan! 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Shh! Just give me the bottle. 

Meryl: I think actually you should give that to me. 

Wolfwood: Quick, scatter. 

Vash: Every man for himself. 

Wolfwood: Traitor. Milly: Now, now Mr. Stampede, Senpai said you couldn't have the whiskey back until the morning, so I'm not going to let you leave with it. 

Vash: Milly you don't understand! We only wanted to have a night cap! To help us sleep better! So that we can be up bright an early for Meryl’s travelling timeline!

Wolfwood: Exactly, you wouldn't deny a man his creature comforts would you Big Girl? And a restful night's sleep? 

Milly: Well, if you two only wanted the one, you can sit down here with us and we'll all have one glass. Then we can take the bottle back with us and you can have it tomorrow. 

Meryl: I think that's a wonderful idea Milly. That ought to keep you two out of trouble for at least a few minutes. 

Vash: Aw, that sounds like fun. Doesn't it Wolfwood? 

Wolfwood: Right. 

Wolfwood: (Whispering) Mission update, distraction required. 

Vash: Do either of you ladies have a deck of cards? Can have a night cap without some sort of game, right Wolfwood?
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
every time I hit enter on my phone keyboard it betrays that I spend to much time writing dialogue/transcripts actually 😂
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Saved myself some very important post to open on christmas morning 👌 @stefmasc.bsky.social
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I think he does 🙂‍↕️
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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I drew a portrait of my son 🙂‍↕️
Fineliner drawing of a cat in a jester outfit
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