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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My advice to Team USA comes from a prophetic screenshot of a shit post made 6 years ago to the day:

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Curt Cignetti could have been a Pittsburgh hero if he just reached up and snapped that ancient neck.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

lol. i lived in DC for years and this was easily the smarmiest most annoying night of the year. almost to a person these people failed our country and democracy because they prioritized "access." no sympathy. barely even interrupted their party.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

back to grinding my teeth into dust as i drive by multiple conservative jewish schools and buildings everyday, seeing the expensive suvs of people who dog walk our feckless government into war after war on behalf of another country

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Having Charlie Kirk on any in memoriam list is an insult to others who have passed away. Literally laughed out loud when he showed up on CNN

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I'm a cameltoe guy in a mistletoe world.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

A vegetarian? No, no, no Mr. Bond. You misheard me. I'm a VAGaterian.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I'm a six nine guy in a six seven world.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Having a toddler really helps you understand the conservative mindset. Push buttons, push boundaries, test adults' patience, hit people, make things up / lie, and then throw an absolute shitfit at the slightest inconvenience / consequence.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

FUCK Charlie Kirk and all the other podcast grifters, FUCK JD Vance, and FUCK Donald Trump. The world will be a better place when these chucklefucks are a distant memory consigned to the wastebin of history.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

he died as he lived, being a smug psuedo-intellectual asshole

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I'm a smarterchild guy in a ChatGPT world

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Guess this means Pammy Bondi is out of Dan Bongino's Piss Lemonade of the Month Club! It was the gift that keeps on giving Pammy!

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Dan Bongino on his way to Idaho to whip some batches of his famous piss lemonade for the people doing actual work. Proud of our FBI director

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Subsidizing Israel's wars yet again??? Can't believe it!

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

[To the tune of Steal My Sunshine] K-I-L-L-L Myself

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

putting the "fun" in funicular!

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Word to your Mother (respectfully)

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

feeling that it's time to shake up my leitmotif

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Talking with the laundromat boys about how great it would be to see Steven Miller publicly executed for crimes against humanity!

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

need someone to hold Stephen Miller at gunpoint to make him affirm everything he purports to believe in. then strangle him with his own intestines.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

for April Fools, the laundromat boys murdered me. love those scamps

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

calling up Chet Travers, my 29 year old lawyer who calls himself "The LIT Litigator"

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

daydreaming about a strictly hypothetical timeline where Elon and Trump's heads are on pikes outside the US Capital. their innards festooned through the halls. "We the People" written in their blood.

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Still looking for the Sluggo to my Mr. Bill

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smacknuts @smacknuts.bsky.social · 14/03/2025