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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He is incredibly overrated by lots of fans. Such a weak player, not good enough to be a CB in the PL. Got a good pass in him, pretty much it for me. Would replace him even before Maguire, although none of them should be first choice CB’s.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well crafted goal by Cunha and Mbeumo. Excellent debut from Baleba. Weak ass defending from Martinez on the equalizer. Didn’t deserve a win, but when we got in front we should have seen the game out against 10 men. Overall really, really poor, again. Away to Atletico, Leeds and Como next :(
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nei, det ser ut som vi har et skikkelig formlag på besøk her. Det er syltynt, det vi holder på med på eget gress her.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Helt grusomt.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That fighting and fire Carrick was talking about.. seems Spurs are the ones who brought that. Need to show more here. Embarrassing and shaky start at home.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What the hell.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shocking performance. 5 points in 5 games, 0 gd. Martinez pathetic own goal nullified by a lucky deflection to earn us a draw. I loved Michael Carrick as a player, don’t have any faith in him as a manager on this level. Uninspiring yet again, awful subs. Let’s hope he can reset after the break.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nope. Too tight to his chest.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Carrick’s choice of subs on/off have been shocking all season.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Carrick seems lost. Got no idea of what to do next. Fulham in the lead and make a sub before us.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was pathetic by both Lammens and especially Martinez. Wouldn’t credit that as luck for Fulham. We are embarrassing.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fucking hell. Clown defending by Martinez.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have 11 men behind the ball, yet Fulham plays one pass through and only an awake Lammens is there to stop a goal.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lammens keeping us in the game here.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve seen more tempo in those legends games they put on every summer.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We can only hope.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, those are all extremely well run clubs.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yup. People were wondering what the h**l Brentford was doing when they hired Keith Andrews, but he’s an astute manager.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These stats are damning. In an unofficial poll at the Scandinavian supporters club, 63% does not believe in Carrick. 22% are unsure, and only 15% (!) believe he will succeed. 7307 votes on a supporters site, a handful of games into the season. I fear this will get very ugly fast.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m no fan of Conte either, although he got that drive to make teams perform - until they don’t. There are no Pep/Klopp types out there, but Nagelsmann could be one. He’s still young and has experience. Carrick looks defeated already. Shocking body language on the side and no idea what he’s doing.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think Carrick was the right appointment. He seems totally incapable of adapting during games. Standing on the sidelines with an empty look in his eyes and his hands in his pockets like EtH towards the end. I’d go for Nagelsmann. Conte also available, but not sure he is a «head coach» type.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think he should’ve gotten the job in the first place. There is absolutely nothing to suggest he is capable of taking us further. Even as interim we played uninspiring football. Bruno’s POTY form and Casemiro saved us a lot of points.Lose to Fulham and he shouldn’t even survive the int break.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It seems inevitable. The interim magic is gone and there is little evidence to suggest he is the right man. This is not reactionary on my part, I didn’t want him to get the job, but accepted it was hard to look elsewhere based on results, although we didn’t play well most of those games.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Baleba calling his agent to ask if he can return to Brighton. Pathetic display this.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Carrick reminds me of Ten Hag towards the end of his tenure. Looks defeated already.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Without Casemiro there is no one to save him.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no excuse for this shit.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DEFENDING??
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WHAT A FINISH!!
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess they mean losing Messi when he was the same age. JJ can be how good he wants to be, but his dad will make sure he’ll be forgotten by the time he’s 25.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, but he’s not allowed to sign for a spanish club until he’s 16. His father will ruin his career. A greedy prick and failed footballer who wants to be rich on his son, sooner rather than later.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ben Jacobs said he had a Premier League club in sight, and Alex Crooks followed up by saying the club was Chelsea. It’s on united.no
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So JJ Gabriel wants to go to Chelsea? Must have looked at Garnacho and thought: Yeeeeah, let’s do that. Ill-advised kid who’s father will ruin his career out of greed.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tbf, I haven’t been at 0 or 100 with Carrick in charge. I didn’t really want him to get the permanent job, but accepted that it would be impossible for any new manager to come in and not be an instant hit, based on results from MC’s interim. The cries for MC would be instant.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same. Can’t rely on Bruno doing his magic every single game. It seems a bit too random. We can barely make a cross into the box.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think Carrick looked rattled in his interview with viaplay after the first game. Except 2nd half Bruno show against Ipswich, we’ve been pretty bad so far this season. It doesn’t look like a dip in form, we look less prepared and fit than our opponents. Something seems off.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t disagree. It would have been a unpopular decision based on results as interim, and it would have been impossible for a new manager to come in if results didn’t come right away, but we relied on Bruno having a record breaking season and Casemiro bailing us out over actually playing good ball.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Baleba will be good, but he’s no miracle worker. He will give our attackers more freedom, but honestly - they barely create anything as is.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Turns out it probably wasn’t a brilliant decision by Carrick to play Bruno for 90 minutes against Sabah on Thursday. He could have been taken off at half time, and maybe, just maybe he would have been a bit sharper today.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pathetic. If Bruno doesn’t have his best day and Casemiro isn’t there to bail us out, we really don’t have any plan. This is shameful.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, it is worrying. I didn’t expect a title challenge this season, but being 8 points behind top 2 after four games, having played Hull, Ipswich and Everton before this game is actually embarrassing.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
10-men City pushing for a second goal at Old Trafford. We look clueless on the pitch. No ideas, no chances. Just passing around until we lose the ball.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unfotunately Fernandez didn’t touch the ball. If he did then that goal would have been disallowed.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
F***ing hell. Got a feeling that wasn’t offside. Dorgu’s foot looked like it maybe played him on. Get Sesko on!!
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A slow start to the game, but finished the half strong with three quick goals. Let’s keep going and build some confidence before City on Sunday 👏🏼
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don’t think many goalkeepers will keep calm over time with our current back four. Need a proper overhaul.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He’s still young and will get time to develop as a gk. I agree with both the praise and concerns. He made a howler against L’pool last May, again in the WC and for some reason looked shaky today, which was surprising after the first two games. He will need time and a proper defence in front of him.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes you can. There is zero rules that say it’s illegal to tackle between the legs if you take the ball clean, which Tarkowski did. Would have laughed my tits off if we got a penalty for that.
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Anders @slymufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was a great tackle by Tarkowski. A few on my timeline say penalty, a lot more gave cred to Tarkowksi for that one. We should’ve seen the game out regardless after retaking the lead.
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