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Slygrin

@slygrin.bsky.social
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Just a friendly rogue.

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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 1h
It's okay, Lurking Horror. Have one of my many notebooks 'til we can find your diary...
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 2h
My emotions are like casseroles... Lots of stuff meant for different portions of a meal thrown together to be served all at once with a comically large spoon.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 3h
And neatly effective against that wretched hydra.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 3h
Whooo, yeah.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah, no, you're right. Didn't even get close.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h
A li'l giddy, actually.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h
If I knew they would actually get to him, I'd be down.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h
Something I said yesterday: 'I know the internet doesn't really have a smell, but...it somehow doesn't smell as much like shit today.'
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h
Well, it /does/ have a flared base.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah. I used to get only one kind of reaction to the vaccine: An impenetrable, restful sleep. I got a different brand this time, and I was out for two days—not in glorious sleep, but as though I'd actually gotten hit with the flu. (I did get both vaccines at the same time, though, so maybe...)
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 6h
And if he's a /funny/ cat—I stand no chance against that charm.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h
It's been 20 minutes. How's the microwave hunt goin'?
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 7h
Reeeal creepy uncle vibes... But my friends said /I/ was making it weird.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 16h
That's a lot of work...and paint...
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 17h
I do love these threads. I don't watch too many bigfoot movies, so I'm kinda watchin' 'em vicariously. I'm /very/ amused by the consistency...
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YESSS!
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...for he is called George.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...most of us don't have to say that kind of thing... I'onno. I guess I should mention that I had nothing to do with Dunkirk, just to be safe?
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Those look sooo good...
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I want us both to break at the same exact moment.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It reminds me of how all apartments that have been recently renovated look... Grey, pseudo-rustic, simple... The mushroom wears it better.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remindin' me of how managers used to tell me, 'Your worst is better than some peoples' best.' I was tryin' to call out 'cause I was literally suffering so much I couldn't function. Like... 'It's okay that you're erupting from both ends! You'll still do better than some of these losers we hired!'
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tastes like chicken, right? Big...juicy...slug-shaped...chick— When did Timon taste chicken?
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Arthur Treachers: Oh Dear, What A Pity
Alt: Original suggested alt text: Arthur Treachers: Oh Dear, What A Pity A black and white image, indicating the age of this clip. A long-faced gentleman with an austere, slicked middle part... He seems quite amused, despite his serious hairstyle. A little grin lifts the corners of his mouth for a moment. There is white text that reads: 'Oh dear, what a pity'.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I should be much luckier, then.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's when I'll know that I have passed the rubicon into professional crime.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My plant's name is Porthos, by the by. I won't tell you what I tell the moon. ...but I do have this cool rock to show you...
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...well, there I am.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can just stop at 'Axford.' Emily's potential is boundless. That nimble mind is dangerous.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's kind of like... Seeing someone is wrong on the internet, and trying to argue with 'em about how wrong they are (and they're truly, fundamentally wrong), but there's no convincing them... ...except it's the president and a whole bunch of people who support him, and people are dying as a result.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My friend told me 'bout Busy Day Chicken. Hashbrowns, cream of mushroom (something), and a whole chicken. I'm sad I didn't get more details on this before she passed away, 'cause I had some she made and... It was damn good.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'This Pepto is a preventative measure.'
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...after seeing the previous post about the chicken in the car, I am perhaps too excited about the possibility that this is going to be...like...a series of 'Day In The Life: Ate That Whole Roasted Chicken.'
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can hear this photo. ...plap...plap...plap...
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm taking this. I have a whole collection of cheese memes. Soon, I will unleash them upon my coworkers, with the goal of establishing my whole work identity as cheese-centric.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Same thing in a bar. There's always a seat at the end in a kind of pocket, and that's where you'll find me...magically getting the attention of the bartender by sheer psychic will.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
True, yes... But I would not be mad if they went as unhinged as Cinnamon Toast Crunch. (They make the only commercials I am willing to sit attentively all the way through.)
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am...less than quietly amused. (Woke the dogs up with abrupt laughter.)
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
...where's Treebeard when you need 'im?
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes. And...
static.klipy.com
Beacon Bas
Alt: Taliesin, with his lavender-blue colored hair, looking excited for a moment before setting his jaw and saying (as shown in white text): 'I'm gonna fucking rage.'
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I have to, though... I'm gonna.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
...nah. I'd be done.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meanwhile... I've fallen into some kind of sapiosexual category, and...I don't care what you were born with, what you had to change... You got them thinky stuffs? 'Cause I am into /that./
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That last line is a blessing, a warning, and a goddamn dare. They're loaded with more ammunition than anyone could possibly fathom, and they've elected to wait on your next syllable to decide if they're just going to firebomb you to Hell.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I make little animal sculptures out of the wax.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kind of disappointed that I didn't get to see why, but... Glad it happened quickly.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
After getting my job: 'HA/HA!/ But you didn't know about my ADHD! ...this is, unfortunately for me, going to be a boon for you, actually. My pattern recognition is insane, and I am going to need your validation for reasons we don't have time for me to explain.'
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's the one.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We changed 'Floor is Lava' to 'Don't Trigger the Tremors.' Same rules, but less screaming.
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Slygrin @slygrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, dang... They gone.
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