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BaandariBard

@slycaster.bsky.social
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I'm an American immigrant making a new life in Finland and trying to rediscover my creative spark, 33 [he/him] Banner & PP by @laskerfox

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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does scamper refer to the creative brainstorming exercise or something else?
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You would thing a company as big as google could afford to own a spine.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Its Snek-tember! *swallows them both*
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bionicle may return to the nsfw channel if y'all were to discuss what each bionicle would be like in the bedroom.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's some sort of piggy-back backpack.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He beams invisible lasers from his eyes to destroy concealing fabrics.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anal can save you from any dire circumstance.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🤞I hope he has a dozen tongues🤞
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sleep paralysis demon can't sleep without cuddles.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Joo, I remember those pieces now! I was strictly thinking just in terms of other eeveelutions
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Perhaps Buwaro as a purple Flareon and Rhea as...🤔 a spiky haired Jolteon or a floppy eared Leafeon?
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Easy, I don't need to listen with my eyes.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes, its a 3 part series of an edited playthrough of the two Pokémon coliseum games by the JelloApocalypse crew
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"ANTHONY?!"
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*steeples fingers in front of mouth* "...so you're saying fursuit defeats powerglove"
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the Dogs in Love prequel episode.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cockgobbler is the name they give to the one who can inhale the most chicken nuggets
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I share a steam account with my twin to save money. I'm happy to character assassinate him.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The reason Nick and Judy never kiss is cause she's a beard
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I thought someone left a magic grow capsule in their pocket
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In the gay club, typically the tops will distinguish themselves by wearing spiked leather collars and harnesses. This one is genetically daddy.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thanks for the tip-off. I voted for the birdies. Fingers-crossed 🤞
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jokes were invented by Oracle Cassandra
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The collapse of the systemic problem came from inside the house.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Call him Tyler Durden the way he bleeds on his white collar shirt at work
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Imagine a world where humorous inconveniences never happen during sex and all the artwork remains milquetoast
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is it ethical if the human skin was concentually sourced?
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Why would I make M-pregging my husband more difficult?
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🤔 Or is this a Fear & Hunger reference...
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone speaking finnish? 👀
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
High mortality rates on these return trips 🤨
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Based on naming conventions, Corndog and Donut need to be in the same room
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Examples of how to use proustian in a sentence:
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The blue-yellow jumpsuit had my brain thinking, "Fallout: Scavengers Reign"
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
!¿What the hell?¡ What sequence of words summoned them?
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
be me, an intellectual: this is an homage to The Shining *nods nods*
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Aaron Schmit @theaaronschmit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Metroid Fusion (repost)
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm doing #Artfight for the first time. Joined Team Instinct cause I'm here to have a good time #teamcomedy Say hey if you're in the area: artfight.net/~BaandariBard
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
6: It comes with a +5000 km² land grant of protected wilderness
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I have this one set as my phone's homescreen
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The environmental storytelling is peak. The sign implies: Humans thought it was real, but the geese do not. Or the geese can reeead
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The city is populated with carnivores, and THEY. ARE. ALL. SINGLE.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#4: A letter from the IRS saying you're too cool to pay taxes anymore.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's friend shaped and loves bite-sized children
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The tonal shift in the bar beatdown scene where he goes from toying with Puss to keel-hauling him along the table still makes my brain produce the good juice.
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Corndogs are great physics-substitutes for muscle and bone. Replace his skeleton with corndogs.
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Cavox @cavox.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I keep this one saved
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the only way to escape the wafflerooms is to finish the 14 special
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No joke, I have put a bucket over my head for better vibes
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BaandariBard @slycaster.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is it possible to add the Javascript file from github into the steam program files manually and run it without needing to install extendium? If so, which directory should I place it in, and which js file do I edit in notepad to run it?
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