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Andre the 5'11" 🔞

@slutmullet.bsky.social

149 followers 198 following 53 posts

36 old pansexual man in the Colorado Springs area. Adult Content Creator DMs open MDNI

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Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oh if you wear the Pikachu Kigurumi we are DEFINITELY going out. To the trampoline park 🤩

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Also I'm gonna start posting more shit here. Like tomorrow I'm going to Karaoke tomorrow at La Burla Bee so if anyone else in Colorado Springs wants to sing with me or have sex/hangout afterwards lemme know.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You should do little Rat Kings with their tails all tied together circling them. That would be badass.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anyone in Colorado looking to collab or just wanna play some? I'm on Fetlife as SlutMullet if you'd prefer to hit me up there.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dani Jensen

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd let you peg me. But only because I know you'd make eye contact and smile the whole time

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me to him:

Congrats

Happy For You

Nice

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry but you have big Pisces energy

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

34 and I'm betting you have a March birthday like me.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think you're incredibly attractive. But you're right it is a lot of work. It's like 70% marketing and 20% time management and like 10% fun

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Pepe the Frog Big Eyes Meme

Alt: Pepe the Frog Big Eyes Meme aka The Booba meme

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They're wrong, I dunno why they would say that unless they were just trying to be mean.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You have always looked phenomenal. They're late to the party

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I would make you soup 🙂

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Hottttt

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Welp that's fair I also came out to Colorado in 2019 and it's gone down hill that whole time. Anyway hope you enjoy your travels 🙂

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

*Ska sounds intensify*

The Black Keys

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Boy howdy I'd be down like a clown in funkytown! You should come visit Pike's Peak here in Colorado during your travels! 🙂

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Swapped 2026

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Yeah it's fuckin hot as fuck is what it is 🥵

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

"Like I was nothing more than a pathetic wallet..."

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Donald Glover's Funny Uhhh, Dot, Yes Moment

Alt: Donald Glover's Funny Uhhh, Dot, Yes Moment

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hot 🥵

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Goddess Delilah Dee @delilahdee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Always

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Your eye makeup is SOO GOOD

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Boo I was excited to see it. I hope it fixes itself soon!

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

They look pretty normal and nice to me. This guy doesn't know dick about titties

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Luckily they've been suspended. Hopefully permanently

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It's a very nice butt ☺️

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Sorry! Forgot to post the second half. Y'all can look her up online she's coralinebones69

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I need some good head like this again. 🥵🥴🥴 Part 1/2

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

It's actually a tragedy that my balls aren't slapping against a fat sweaty ass right now.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

My "World's Sluttiest Dad" pin is raising a lot of questions answered by my pin

A black jacket with a bunch of button and enamel pins. In the center is a light blue button with the words "World's Sluttiest Dad" on it.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I'd bring you right here, for the whole world to see. maps.app.goo.gl/mKHUXuXJt1XF...

Gorgeous view from the summit of a mountain.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Better have the lower body naked too just in case.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Respectfully:

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homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched fingers curling with anticipation

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The real talent is tying it back on with my teeth when we're done.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

🥵🤤

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Awesome possum. That place rocks.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Hey by the way I haven't been to Austin in years do they still have Luby's??

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Shit you can draw too? So unfair to be that hot AND artistic.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Why are you running cover for a narcissist? Have you any self respect?

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

They look amazing

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I shouldn't have to call my senators for them to do the job they're paid very well to do.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I'm so happy for you what a wonderful experience ☺️

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Jealous, of both of you babes

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Real Regina George energy on that one

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Scaroused.

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

And did 😏

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

You have like 3x the followers she does. I say good riddance you didn't need their "help"

Andre the 5'11" 🔞 @slutmullet.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Happy hump day my fellow sluts. Hope you all have the chance to fill or be filled today.

A shirtless man in front of a rustic style bathroom sink and mirror. His face is a little blurry from the steam of a recent shower.