Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Customer: Pls help i have a problem Ai voice of what a weird tech bro thinks a woman sounds like: Thanks for calling have you consider shuting the fuck up you peasant Customer:wow thanks Ai:fuck off 0122 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025When pepe the frog is speaking to the richest man in the world like the green goblin mask you know the system is fucked 010 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Forgot to mention elon lost his fucking mind.Dumbass got his brain fried by his own platform.Masterful gambit. 110 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Its just the stupidest people you can imagine fighting each other on issues that arent real and half the posts are bots giving generic responses 110 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He always gets a fast cool aston martin car but then everyone stares at him when hes driving so he just walks everywhere instead 0300 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Lord, you took his rug, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364media.tenor.comtwo men sitting next to each other with the words have you ever heard of vietnam on the bottomALT: two men sitting next to each other with the words have you ever heard of vietnam on the bottom 010 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Yes most countries fuck their enemies and only during mating season 020 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024A bit too close for comfortmedia.tenor.coma man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .ALT: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera . 010 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Take a hike to big drils hells the only bluesky account that tells you to FUCK OFF!! 010 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024@flavorflav.bsky.social is announcing celebs like they in the wwe 010 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024*David Attenborough voice* And here we have the great user migration from the shit pile that is twitter to bluesky to spend the winter months 030 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024When your friend is driving and your life flashes before your eyes every time they take a turn 020 0
Slurmpf @slurmpf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I wanna meet the absolute homunculus that thought it was a good idea to release a christmas movie before thanksgiving and then be shocked it didnt do well 031 0
