Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Sometimes when I’m jerking off I cheat on my fantasy and start thinking about what groceries I need to buy later 140
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I’m a lot like Jazz, I’m all over the place and most people don’t really listen to me 011
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Hey why’d you block me on threads? Did I do something shitty? 000
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The key to being likable is to put yourself down and be accessible but I’m an idiot and I can’t even do that 120
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I am behind the curve of the stories They dance in my head Sometimes bits and pieces spill out into whatever small thing I am writing 030
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 01/12/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a man with blonde hairALT: a close up of a man with blonde hair 110
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I only come out at night. I realize the implications of this. 110
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Hi I am literary agent. Do you possess book you need publish quick? Want to be like Tolstoy? I can help. Please send check. 000
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I made a suicide girl Contemplate life Heroin and sex Was the first date night Too bad we both hated the sober me She spilt her tattoos onto my skin Only gave a fuck when she was over me A heart was not the shape we were in 150
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024She watched me shower I didn’t mind She wanted badly to get in with me Into the warmth The smoothness of two bodies But she couldn’t “Too soon”, she said I washed my hair She peeked over the door I washed my body I heard her sigh 020
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024She’s scared of her own shadow I hold her anywhere I can Anytime I can We lay there in silence Thinking of beautiful things to say 140
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Foolish ghouls Ghosts exchanging hosts Sinister serenades of conflict Evicting the yearning to exist Dancing in bliss 020
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Negative ghost rider. I bought everything I needed 10 years ago. 000
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Every choice we make is death Kill your darlings And while you’re at it, your ego Die to the world For yourself For all 050
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024We’re all capable of murder just some of us are fond of it as well 120
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The key to liking your own writing is to forget what you wrote 140
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024She's always been confused About where she wants to be When she feels used It brings a comfort you can't see We're the same person inside She is attracted to what I hide I love her like a song in my head I love her like the wrong side of the bed 041
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024She treats me like worn shoes Walks all over me in the pattern of a heart I'm tired of trying to find the clues I'm just not that smart 031
Slurk @slurk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I write sad poetry for myself The way old men eat antacids Even if it’s not what i need I bust it out regularly As a sort of comfort Because life gets spicy Regularly And I can’t handle it Without some comfort Preferably chewable 040
