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Slumpy

@slumpythebard.bsky.social

💛🤍💜🖤 (he/they/it) & 🩷💛💙 🐶🐾 Retro pug plushie & his dad! 💞🎶 I love music, vlogging, & cuddles! 🚫🐖 A safe space from the swine!!!

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Got to go to Halloween Horror Nights a few weeks ago! Was pretty scary, but I'm more focused on this pile of yumminess I found in the Killer Clowns area. Maybe they'll let me have some!

Slumpy in front of the Halloween Horror Nights entryway arch.

Slumpy looking at a pile of pie...frosting? With a cherry on top.

Slumpy looking at a pile of pie...frosting? With a cherry on top...oh and a pie tin.

Slumpy looking at me after looking at a pile of pie frosting with a cherry & pie tin on top. He wants some...

"I don't think that's healthy for him, so I didn't let him have any, don't worry." - Oliver

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Apologies for being away a while. Life got busy 😅 Anyways, do you guys have a computer I can play Fireboy & Watergirl on? Mine is currently dead.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Squids absolutely slayyy as hats, just make sure to ask them permission first!

Slumpy with a blue squid plushie on his head.

Slumpy with a pink squid plushie on his head.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Guys, I'm such a pretty princess 💗✨️

Slumpy wearing a butterfly glowing bow accessory & a bowtie.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Fashioning with some paper 🗒️ I feel very bonita, but also very messy...

Slumpy with paper shreds on his head, facing away from the camera.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Heyy! I got a new pfp for Pride Month, made by fly_kinda_high_guy (Tormia) on Instagram! Happy Pride Month, everyone!

A drawing of Slumpy smiling with the pan pride flag behind him.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I'm chilling in the auditorium (I'm too light & little for the seats -w-' ).

Slumpy sitting in an auditorium seat incorrectly.

Slumpy sitting in an auditorium seat correctly.

Slumpy sitting in an auditorium seat correctly facing the camera.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Me & my dad enjoying some Coca-Cola drinks! Not sponsored, by the way, we just wanted a sweet treat at the time. This was originally posted in September of 2024. As of May of 2026, neither I nor my dad support Coca-Cola nor PepsiCo as businesses anymore & we highly suggest finding alternatives.

Slumpy with a tiny toy bottle of Dr. Pepper.

Slumpy tapping his tiny bottle of Dr. Pepper against a normal sized bottle of Coca-Cola.

Slumpy tapping his tiny bottle of Dr. Pepper against a normal sized bottle of Coca-Cola, but from the bottom of the bottles this time.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Went on an expedition through Mount Everest, and before we got on our train through the snowy peaks, we got to go through a museum! It was really educational, but maybe we should've listened to its warning of a yeti a little more 😅

Slumpy in front of a yeti statue. The text on the plaque states the following: "This carved wooden statue, recovered from the ruins of the fortress monastey at Serka Zong, represents the Yeti as the "ducrapala" or "gateway defender', protecting the mountain from outsiders."

Slumpy & Oliver, sort of visible in front of a display. The big plaque next to the carved animal mask states the following: "The ancient practice of animal sacrifice to appease the spirits has been replaced in recent centurles by carved images of animals. This represents the influence of the compasionate beliefs of Himalayan philosophies and their respect for all living creatures."

Slumpy looking down into a display full of cards & illustrations. 'Mysterious Mystical Yeti' & 'An Encounter with the Yeti and Other Nepali Stories' are the two he's looking at here.

Slumpy & Oliver, barely visible in front of a display. The plaque above the image of a guy on Mount Everest states the following: "Reinhold Messner, one of the world's most accomplished climbers. Messner theorizes that the Yeti is a species of bear."

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Hello Kitty dress photoshoot 💞 😘 (part 2)

Slumpy in a dress next to a globe, heavily edited.

Slumpy in a dress next to a globe, unedited.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Dad got bored, so he put me in a Hello Kitty dress 💞 Honestly I think I ate this photoshoot 😘 (part 1)

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

He's extremely focused on his lessons today 😌💻 . . . Song is "Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything" by @tobyfox.undertale.com Animation on the Chromebook is by @icecreamsandwich.bsky.social

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

He's learning... 📚 💻 (part 2)

Slumpy watching Ice Cream Sandwich on my Chromebook, camera positioned from behind.

Slumpy laying down on my Chromebook while watching Ice Cream Sandwich on said Chromebook, camera positioned from behind

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

He's learning... 📚 💻 (part 1)

Slumpy looking at a drawing of himself, camera positioned from above.

Slumpy looking at a drawing of himself, camera positioned from above & sideways.

Slumpy looking at a drawing of himself, camera positioned near level, just a little above.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Me & my dad were at a birthday party today! We had pizza, went go-karting, & had fun mini-golfing! We did get into a crash, though, but I cushioned dad's movement. He highly appreciates that!

Oliver & Slumpy getting ready to ride the go-karts!

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

It's nice to think about what tomorrow can bring ☀️🐕

Slumpy, sitting on a slightly messy dining room table.

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Here's the videos from the birthday party! The song in the background is Born To Hand Jive from Grease in case anyone wanted to know ฅ⁠U•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

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Slumpy @slumpythebard.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

My first ever repost, yay! This post was about a birthday party of one of my dad's friends, and I did have a lot of fun there! I'm actually going to another party this weekend, so we'll see if I get any new photos there too!

Slumpy, up close, wearing party glasses.

Slumpy, 0.5 selfie, wearing party glasses.

Slumpy, far away, wearing party glasses.

Slumpy, in poor lighting, wearing party glasses.

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