Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You're all clear kid now let's blow this guy and go home 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Sympathies to Max Caster for getting himself immediately fired from TNA but if I did a rap about Riyadh getting bombed while walking into my workplace I'd be in pretty big trouble too 030 3
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Was at a coffee shop yesterday at a table next to an old guy who kept saying stuff to his friend like "if people really believe they're getting a $5000 check from him they should be shot for being an idiot" and I hope I live long enough to be like that guy 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Turnstile has got to be so proud of making it onto the Planet Fitness playlist 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally played through Undertale after all these years (neutral and pacifist runs)! Now I want a bootleg T-shirt of sans smoking weed 030 3
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Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026T-shirt idea: Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker but instead it's "the weed smoker" and links smoking a big ass joint and his eyes are red lol 050 5
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just thought of a meme it's a picture of Donal trump and it says "President evil" lol 0202 20
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I told everyone about what you said but I made my voice really low and deep when I was quoting you so everyone can tell you were stupid 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The guy who takes the picture of the high gas price on the sign and uploads to r/pics vs. the guy who comments "this is what you voted for America" 120 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sucks that Macklemore is so cool because his music is still absolute shit 130 3
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm trying to keep this on the low because she posts on here but I haven't been very impressed with caroline cash's take on Nancy 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This William Shatner at Riot Fest shit is mad corny and smells like a sleazy manager parading around a geriatric celebrity for the last bits of money and attention they can get from him before he kicks the bucket. He's like 92 he should be falling asleep in a comfy chair watching old movies 120 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Got a compliment today for my Minion Death Cult black Bart Simpson shirt not because they were a podcast fan but just because they were excited to see a 90s style bootleg Simpsons tee 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Curry - the leftover red curry with braised pork from the Thai place that I had for lunch, that is 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Arrepas lady at the farmers market got really mad at my wife because she thought she was hovering too much then she gave us our arrepas with like no cheese on top 100 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Wasps having an absolute field day at the farmer's market 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026No shit moron America is the only place you're allowed to sign up for the US army or run for US office 020 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Lookin at this Corolla with a stick shift tomorrow and I'm truly hoping this is da one because shopping for cars is exhausting 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Drove out to Lake Geneva today aka the Myrtle Beach of the midwest. Lot of dudes on Slingshots blasting Crazy Bitch and T-shirt stores selling shirts that say "Fart loading..." 020 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sold the Grand Marquis on Craigslist to some weird guy for $900. End of an era fr 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Turns out if you go to nissan.com there's nothing about cars on there it's just a memorial to an Israeli guy who died from covidnissan.comIn loving memory of Uzi Nissan, z"lAugust 18, 1951 - July 17, 2020 ט״ז באב התשי״א עד כ״ה בתמוז תש״פ 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Spiderman as a native New Yorker wouldnt fucking touch a Little Ceasers pizza with a 10 foot pole stupid lying ass commercial 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Closing Time by Semisonic makes me think of a bar or restaurant closing down for the night. A quiet moment to reflect after the chaos and excitement of the evening. Idk just my two cents, you don't have to agree 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Voted for Hong today so whatever happens with state politics I'm officially allowed to bitch 020 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Had the urge to go on YouTube and find someone freestyling over Semisonic Closing Time but I couldn't find a single example and I'm shocked 011 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Can't believe Stephen A Smith would say something asinine that riled a bunch of people up, that guy hates attention 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The Grand Marquis is finally getting put out to pasture, mechanic gave it the kiss of death, gonna go to the Nissan dealership this week and drive out in a subcompact crossover like every other lame asshole 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me when Slim Shady comes back to save music from these mumble rappers and freaking Justin Bieber (yuck!) 030 3
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Went to a bullshit ass taqueria for my birthday dinner last night. The horchatas came out of a machine and were $4 each and served in a pint glass that was 80% ice 220 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Starting a thread to list my all-time no skips classic albums. Albums I have listened to front to back on repeat for long stretches of time at some point in my life 820 8
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Just saw a commercial on Pluto where a man described as a professional impersonator very earnestly talked about suffering mini strokes and how important it is to get tested while wearing Austin Powers glasses and wig 020 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Finding time to read is hard now that I don't go to the laundromat anymore, feel like I'm disappointing the ghost of Ursula LeGuin by returning the Lathe of Heaven to the library after only reading 20 pages 110 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Guy in the Racine subreddit was spamming a post about Francesca Hong saying we can't allow a socialist communist to get elected so I pointed out that he was a single guy posting dick pics in Chicago area swingers subreddits in a sad attempt to get laid then he deleted his account 0246 24
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026They've been messing up in payroll and taking out like 4x what they're supposed to from my paycheck for union dues so I hope they make a wall of fame for me right next to the bulletin board where they name and shame the non-union members 030 3
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Waking up on my day off and immediately going on Bluesky and finding people with bad politics to repost and get mad at for some reason 021 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Nobodys talking about it but the quality of the spicy mustard packets from Chinese restaurants has taken a steep dive. Every time I try them now they taste like rancid vinegar. I'm staying out of the 2028 presidential election unless a candidate finally promises to do something about this shit 050 5
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I went to Texas Roadhouse last night and I was worried I got the explosive diarrhea virus because I had a burger with lettuce on it but it just ended up being normal post-sloppy burger diarrhea 070 7
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Playing Eternal Darkness for GameCube and get stuck on the level where the Ben Franklin guy has a boss fight versus the scorpion wizard 120 2
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Had lunch at a Laotian place in Kenosha that was playing a YouTube playlist of AI slop music and thinking how stupid it is that a restaurant isn't legally allowed to just put on the radio or a Spotify playlist without having to pay licensing fees 040 4
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026When I worked at the movie theater we were supposed to use one of those counterfeit detecting pens to check all the big bills but I would be too lazy to get it so I'd just take a Sharpie and draw a line and be like "yep, that's real" 160 6
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Imagine you and your friends are smoking in that twisty hall in the Forest Temple and one of them decides to open the door and see what's in the next room and a big ass hand drops down and snatches the blunt 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Staying up past my 8:30 bedtime to get turtle sundaes from Culver's and watch JoJo's 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Goin on fmla cuz I bit my lip eating leftover pork and rice and I got a ouchie now 000 0
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I wish Donald Trump would fart in front of me so I could call Doorknob and punch the crap out of his arm 010 1
Sluggoween @sluggoislit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Getting really into dirty water (12 oz of cold water and a splash of French Vanilla coffee creamer) 000 0
