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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦

@slowlearner123.bsky.social
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Democracy good, 🎃 Spice Hitler bad.

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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 36m
Why is this entire regime not hanging in downtown DC?
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 38m
Petty recognizes petty. Much respect.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 40m
There were lots of empty seats. We all saw it. Grow up.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 44m
It's the hollow dead eyes. Very accurate.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 50m
I guess she's spent enough time with her family.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 20h
It's to keep her from chewing her stitches out.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 21h
What are you doing, America? I have no words.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 21h
Being Canadian right now is like living above a toddler playing with a nuclear bomb.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine thinking your one country is the entire "western civilization"
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe, but it will never recover its standing in the world.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this really ICE or an abduction? This doesn't look right, even for ICE.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope you thanked for all of us.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And he still won't fill it.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't listen to those doctors, Donald. Take the whole bottle. Show them what a big strong man you are. I hear Obama used to take 2 bottles per day.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I am crushing your head"
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You aren't sorry it happened. You are sorry it was made public.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And they will absolutely arrive on November 4th.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good thing most Canadians will not cross the border for any reason right now. Everything we need is already here. Buy and vacation in 🍁
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which world?
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I told my mother I was being molested by one of her relatives. She told me I was imagining it. I am Jane Doe.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would charge Elon one trillion dollars to take him off the boat then save the one trillion dollars.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a statesman.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A drag club with trans servers and Rosie O'Donnell as the mistress of ceremonies.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be sure to announce the date of the stand down so that your enemies will know. Moron.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Trump first started sabre rattling about Canada, our government began planning for an invasion. We no longer worry, because Hegseth would lead that invasion and my grandmother could beat him singlehanded. My grandmother has been dead for decades. Your military is a joke. 🍁
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So glad Miller is included in this law suit. Bankrupt him.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you took Natalie away and forced him to watch real news, this might all be over by Christmas.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His cheap polyester suit is clinging to his compression socks. Also, he is an idiot.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I missed "weaponizing God, no fatties, no weirdos" in the Bible.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"No weirdos, no fatties" Pete Hegseth, 2026
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How is he not being shot by his own troops?
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on, little blood clot. Finish the job.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He thinks he is Patton. He is Gomer Pyle.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Relax. Walk the streets alone at night. Wear whatever I want. Leave a drink unattended in a bar.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She must have a closet full of monochromatic sleeveless sheath dresses. I have never seen her wear anything else.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it's cold here in Canada but hell hasn't frozen over and we have nothing to apologize for.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, shut up JD.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canadians are fine with the coffin option, provided it happens soon.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's rare to root for a stroke, but...
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Men are never going to take rape seriously until they are raped in significant numbers.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be clear, it's secretary of war, and he's also a drunk.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canada is finally taking its rightful place as a world leader...in telling Trump to go fuck himself. Yeah, us! 🍁
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And if he tries to claim we did, PM Carney will tell the world we did not. 🍁
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one has filed suit. Judges cannot just arbitrarily rule on things.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will never get tired of watching MAGAts sit on their own balls.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Universities are offering degrees in how to be an influencer, so clearly education is no longer part of their mandate
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The regime's obsession with style over substance is all the more disturbing because they have such terrible taste. Oh, and it will get you all killed.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you look like this, you need a trillion dollars to get women to talk to you.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoever is writing their "gotcha" lines is a mental midget.
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In this photo: future politicians, Supreme Court justices and corporate titans. They will never be held accountable for anything in their lives because...penis.
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