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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have a bad tummy, so I ate a bunch of yogurt; fully aware of my lactose intolerance, and hoping that helps.

Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kid 2: where's grandma? Me: she's with Jesus *Husband running into the room* Husband: GRANDMA WENT TO CHURCH! SHES AT CHURCH!

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James Franco: Same Same

ALT: James Franco: Same Same

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The 6 year old in the back seat: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL! ...because you're stupid.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Mom. Now that I got my haircut, i have a bald spot." "What?! Where?!" *Child points* "My love. That's your forehead." "...Oh."

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Husband to child one: hey, can you do me a favor? Can you tell your mom she's pretty? Child one: mom, you're crazy.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Patient mowed over their denture. And I have more questions than answers....

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When you desperately want coffee, so you're watching a pot boil. This is starting to feel like a hostage situation...

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Who can resist a tentacle coffee?! (The mug on the right is over 15yrs old)

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I have finally returned to civilization after living in the wild if BC gorging myself on wild berries, a little grumpy due to lack of sleep. Wait... Did I turn into a bear while I was gone? 🐻🐻

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Oldest: mom, I really like cows! ...not the poop.... But I like the cow!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That's quite a few moths.... OH MY GOD!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

When I'm finally committed for crashing out in public, it's going to be because I was shit talking and trying to fist fight a group of mosquitos.

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Nothing

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

When you bend a flawless clasp arm, and feel like a wire bending king

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✨🌈 Dana! (Bees-type🐝) 👽🍕 @beesofwar.com · 03/07/2026

ON WORLD UFO DAY, @riaru.bsky.social 🛸😭🛸😢💥🐲💢🐝🐝🐝🐝 (Everyone should follow and watch and subscribe to Rial on Twitch and support her on Ko-Fi!)

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rialtime - the bees of war are attacking me

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A fellow mom at the daycare told me to have a great day, and my brain couldn't decide if I should say "see you later!" Or "same to you!" And instead I just screamed "SEE!" at her from across the parking lot. I'm not fit for public consumption.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

You know how some places have the same name, but are totally different locations? Like you hear you're going to london, but it's not London england, it's London Ontario? That was me in one of those Bird electric bikes. It took me to pound town, but it wasn't the pound town I wanted.

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Friends: Joey Tribbiani - Something Hurts

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

When you don't have your headphones, so anxiety is at an all time high. Why is everything so loud, yet quiet at the same time?! I need my emotional support headphones!!!! #halp

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Clayno Claynosaurz Screaming Reaction

ALT: Clayno Claynosaurz Screaming Reaction

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Me: we are going to visit my aunt in the country. Child 2: which country? Me: no, I mean like rural. She lives not in a city or town. Child 2: so we are going to look at ants. Me: no we are visiting my auntie. Child 2: and she has ants that she keeps in another country? Me:.....

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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Kids are fighting over the TV, so we take over and put on a bee documentary. First bee shows up, and both kids yell "BEE!" and are enraptured. Peace fell upon this land by the blessings of Bees.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Sleepy Sundays = Sleepy streams. Lets just vibe today. freeclonesofslowjo.org

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I A SUNDAY STREAM?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I love you all so much, i have been able to put my commitment issues aside and stream 2 Sundays in a row. now to work on those daddy issues.... freeclonesofslowjo.org

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Twitch

Twitch is the world

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Surprise Sunday stream, that wasn't a surprise, because I said I would do a Sunday stream, which is surprising because I rarely stream multiple times a week, so.... Surprise? freeclonesofslowjo.org

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Twitch

Twitch is the world

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Wanna watch me play some games and demos? How about demos and games? It's Next Fest bby! www.twitch.tv/slow_jo

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I'm sleepy, and just hit "start streaming" with nothing planned or set up. as is tradition. freeclonesofslowjo.org

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Playing more Run TavernQuest. Wonder if Steve got any smarter in the last 2 days... freeclonesofslowjo.org

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

In Slow_Jo stream, we dont play computer games, computers play games. this makes no sense.... freeclonesofslowjo.org

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I'm lactose intolerant, and know how to use it.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Me: *muttering softly* "these kids are going to be the death of me." My 8 year old child: "I SURE AM!"

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Honestly, I can probably rage against anything; not just the machine, if you give me a minute.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

What I asked Google to broadcast: remember when I said that I'd bring more toilet paper upstairs? I didn't, and now I need help, as I've gone poop. What Google actually broadcast across the house: I went poop.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

"mom, are souls real? How do you get a soul?" Welcome to Philosophical Mondays with my 5 year old. Today's episode is an intro to questioning one's life purpose.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

S.S.S. - Slow_Jos Slow Stream, so no one try to pull a fast one on me. www.twitch.tv/slow_jo

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM IN 2026?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

When your Christmas cactus actually blooms around Christmas.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I no longer use online personality tests for self discovery. I just look at what the advertisement algorithm offers me.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Sometimes the universe just sends you a lil reminder to you that you are love and loved.

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The phenomenon of wanting to squeeze something hecka cute to death, is called Cute Aggression. And you're kinda cute 😍 www.twitch.tv/slow_jo

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Slow_Jo - Twitch

HEY GOOGLE, HOW DO I STREAM?

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Dear McDonald's, Why is your toilet paper so small and transparent, yet has the texture of 40 grit sandpaper? What sorcery is this?! And why are you using your powers for evil?!

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Slow Jo @slowjo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Home is where I shed my socially acceptable layer, and release my true inner bog goblin. Pants are an option at best.

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