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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 23h
actually regarding western lords, i think another possible reason why they flipped out at lambert for suggesting reform to give more opportunities to the crestless is bc crestless includes most commoners and they do not like the prospect of having to compete with commoners
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is frederick fire emblem and post-timeskip lorenz project moon core character design the way they're wearing necktie ribbon/cravat under plate armor
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you put dietrich and byleth in the same room, would byleth do the thing where the slightly more autistic person pisses them off disproportionately so they try to kill him with their mind
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'd say theodora should groom cai but she's clearly the enarmored one so it appears to be shotaonee instead of oneeshota. the rizz shota stonks are UP ultand is def grooming cai and a bunch of other cute shotas in the game though, good for her,
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"golden deer/claude stans are chill unlike the other two" not if i have anything to say about it, stop treating claude as dimitri or edelgard's sidekick to validate which one of the two is correct and stop acting like lysithea and marianne are a part of those bitch ass black eagles and blue lions
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💎 @afuneralofflowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lambert: we should try having an actual government instead of this warlord stuff, and improve infrastructure what the the western lords heard:
That one friend that’s too woke meme
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
edelgard goes to dagda as the Very Dignifed Representative of Fódlan's Oldest Civilized State™, finds out that the most famous fódlanis in dagda are dietrich and fabio. dimitri tries to hide it but is extremely smug about a descendant of the ten elites being the fódlan rep there
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fódlanis standing there calling outsiders barbaric like the northern half doesn't kill you if you try having basic state things like a standing army and the southern half didn't lose to prev despite having all those normal government and bureaucracy things
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thanks to people with no taste freaking out over age gap and lolisho in fortune's weave i now know that the supports that do exist between characters will be peak
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyway on the gameplay aspect of fw. this world exploration shit and activities better get faster when i do other flame lords, i will tolerate excessive out of battle activities and bloat for one(1) playthrough that's it
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no fetwt your fortune's weave fave would not give a rat's ass about your three houses fave much less side with them fódlan is fucking backwaters dagdans have bigger fish to fry and dietrich has bigger fish to fight they wouldn't give a fuck about fódlan politics
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also in retrospect the most unrealistic part of 3h is the adrestians not being insanely racist to the other two countries and especially faerghus,
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as far as i can tell the difference between fodlan and dagda is that dagda has a military problem (Problem Dragon to defeat) but fodlan has a governance problem (entire demographic of humans who only need to win the genetic lottery to be able to wield nukes with zero accountability)
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
everyone who thinks that rhea's problem being tyranny are dumb bc the more text accurate and infitinitely funnier option is that she built a perfectly functioning civilization and when it started breaking down she went "i will let the goddes sort it out when she returns" instead of doing a/s
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#fe3h watsonian explanation on why all three lords do better in the war when byleth/shez side with them
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fw better be a prequel so i can write lysiclaude fics about claude reading dagda rpf and going "wow... based" at the straight shota content while lysithea goes "do you want to tell us something claude"
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
modern au leicester should be a parliamentary democracy but all of its parties should be corrupt patronage networks + a few regional grievance parties like "ordelian we hate the empire party" "daphneli galatea is ours party" and "gonerilite we hate almyrans until it's time to trade and profit party"
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
war of heroes -woke vs chud war of eagle and lion -woke decline vs chud resurgence crescent moon war -i just wanna grill (proto post-woke) vs chud unification war -dark woke-chud alliance vs dark woke -dark woke vs chud -dark woke vs dark woke vs post-woke vs woke 2 is this anything
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
theodora and ultand both have supports with cai and ne zha. if nydine does too fortune's weave will be peak oneeshota game
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"if meeting the bare minimum requirement of a state (monopolizing violence within its borders) destroys it, it probably didn't deserve to exist anyway #naturalselection" -dedue molinaro
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my take on black eagles in silver snow is that i will only accept them defecting if it was because the six of them specifically were being targeted by agarthans for actually being useful to edelgard and at some point all of them went "the workplace safety hazards here are insane" and ran off
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ursula being a manager in vandahl... clearly the thing her and marianne's blood compells them to do is getting fat fucking stacks of cash
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dimitri only stays in charge of the kingdom when rhea does not see him engaging in feral ten elites behavior, which is either hopes where he's reining it in or non-cf houses where rhea is captured in enbarr. when rhea has feralmitri has an ally it ends with her torching fhirdiad. much to think about
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the funnier contrast to this is that five saints crest havers presumably got status competition brainworms and started practicing turbo patriarchy while their country's origins and identity are intertwined with a religion where the deity and founder are women
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ten elites descendants lore is like heartwarming: genetic superpowers and handheld nukes obtained via genocide make aristocracy less incestuous and sexist than irl
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
three houses was my lolihet game, fortune's weave will be the shotahet game engage was the oneeloli game (f!annalear, f!veylear)
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the most important thing in fortune's weave will be whether theodora can ara ara cai
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hc on how they got the relics back -blaiddyd: "we need it for royal authority reasons" -fraldarius: "we need it to protect royal authority" -dominic: "we need it for defense on the western border" -charon: "we helped mediate remember?" -riegan, goneril, daphnel, gloucester: "here's some money"
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
dagdan rep in fódlan: shamir fódlani rep in dagda: dietrich, fabio early adrestian empire and church of seiros' valiant efforts to make fódlan look like a normal place failed but gg, better luck post-3h
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i'm starting to suspect that fabio is in dagda for reasons that's not something related to loog's revolt but whatever goes down in dagda ends up being related to that anyway
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
>talimun is head of vandal merchants kingdom of vandals and alans reference???
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
nikke worldbuilding be like "the parent generation of current elites were so fucking evil that even the kids set to inherit that power decided that they needed to tone it down if they wanted to survive as a society long enough to win against raptures. except for syuen"
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just learned that liberalio nikke actually did lib out in the main story bc she saw commander making friends with four beasts... amazing
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
concept: asian guy who thought north/west europeans would be proud of being descended from the barbarians who terrified rome and are disappointed to find out that they all wanna be roman instead
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
+fall of constantinople is 1453 and fw timeskip is in 1454 so maybe that's another possible motif here hmmm
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
unironically hope this is how the regions of sothisverse are moving. fódlan tearing itself over internal contradictions? not dagda or almyra's problem, get dunked on
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if dagda is based on rome including the founding year and fódlani imperial year is equivalent of ad then there's even more support for fortune's weave taking place close to and before first mach war
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Stephen Hilger @stephenhilger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No longer calling good games 10/10. They’re either just games or Perfect Bird Time.
“Perfect Bird Time” in fancy text while Leda stares stoically ahead
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Flamingo @flamingopunch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bird Time
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i do hope fe18 validates my "dagda and almyra are the real great powers of this world and fódlan's their buffet zone" hypothesis,
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Eeby @exaltedbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it appears to be a prequel set before faerghus splits from adrestia
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hello everyone i called it back in july
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hc that modern au fe3h citizenship laws would be adrestia: jus soli faerghus: jus sanguinis leicester: jus sanguinis + leges sanguinis + restricted/conditional jus soli
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they just named the fw character crimson flower lmao
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
update: i like jien #problematicfave
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i have been told to look at the latest nikke story event bc missilis family drama
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
fódlani leaders have BANNED competence in their armies they say, "it's not a government value, but a resistance militia degeneracy" your thoughts on this?
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what people thought shamir/petra meant about fódlan being a weird place: why do you people have random superpowers in your gene pool what they apparently actually meant: why do you people have existential succession wars and political crises over superpowers in your gene pool
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slotumn🔞 (toxic golden deer stan) (only half joking) @slotumn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@ intsys make fabio be from the western church because provided that this is set before 3h the implications are hilarious (agarthans have been infiltrating a church branch for centuries and central church didn't do shit about it)
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💎 @afuneralofflowers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
they are boobmogging the other avatars
F bylethF eshmel
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