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Slothy

@slothy.com
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aka Jon Shiring. CTO at Gravity Well (bsky.app/profile/gravitywell.games / gravitywell.games). Previously: Apex Legends, Titanfall 1 & 2, CoD4: Modern Warfare 1 & MW2, CoD2, Savage. [b7/iCE]

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Slothy @slothy.com · 28/08/2026
I must do it though
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Slothy @slothy.com · 22/08/2026
What is happening in this shower?
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Slothy @slothy.com · 12/06/2026
We got to take the greatest f*cking studio tour today. I am gushing with admiration for the folks at Pixar. @dko5.bsky.social @loulamer.bsky.social
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Slothy @slothy.com · 22/12/2025
Rest in peace, Vince.
Vince Zampella proudly laying on a car that was crushed by a tank.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 22/12/2025
Incredibly sad about Vince Zampella. I spent an extraordinary part of my career with Vince and this is a terrible ending to his life. One time my wife and I were on vacation in London and he was down south, so he invited us to join him and we got to play with tanks. This is Vince driving a tank.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 27/10/2025
I must be bad at small talk because these new friends write me but never write back :(
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Slothy @slothy.com · 26/10/2025
I just got to take a ride down Ventura Blvd in a prototype 3-cylinder aircraft engine dune buggy. Highly recommended.
A photo looking out the front window of a dune buggy driving down a street in LA.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 20/07/2025
I’m sorry, Cap’n, but this maze is really bad.
Cap’n Crunch’s maze, which is basically a wiggly line.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 08/07/2025
I made a friend in Japan.
A wild looking Japanese woman dressed in a chaotic Harajuku-style outfit with bright neon yellow hair next to a boring American with a bright neon green Mohawk.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 03/07/2025
Also I named my character Mr Fart to make my kids laugh and now I get stuff like this.
Screenshot showing Penny saying, “Hey, since you're the first person to try it, I'm going to name this one 'Chili de Mr Fart'.”
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Slothy @slothy.com · 16/06/2025
I got to 2.768e13 on this Balatro run, but couldn’t quite get to 2.900e13.
A balatro 16-joker hand of kings and queens being scored, with a current score of 9.936e11 and a goal of 2.900e13. Final score: 2.669e13
Goal: 2.900e13
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Slothy @slothy.com · 15/05/2025
Finally got my e score in Balatro. This joker combo was nuts.
Balatro screenshot showing a Round score of 4.475e11.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 17/04/2025
Holy. This book is so full of wtf.
The ‘Lean In’ author, Sheryl Sandberg, asked if she could fly to Mexico and buy a kidney and put it in her handbag. She couldn’t believe that countries have laws against organ trafficking.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 16/04/2025
I'm reading Careless People, and in Chapter 4 her boss introduces herself to a visiting delegation of the German government.
A segment from the book 'Careless People' where the author's boss tells representatives of the German government that she is Jewish and follows it up with, "I mean, I don't bring that up because of the Holocaust"
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Slothy @slothy.com · 14/04/2025
Also, the goods:
A beautiful lush green valley between two mountains. The Ka’a’awa valley in Hawaii, where movies like Jurassic Park have used the beautiful scenery to shoot iconic scenes.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 21/02/2025
I was so close to getting my first e in my score but I am doomed.
Killer balatro screenshot showing a 3 billion round score with 2 hands left. Target is 47 billion.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 02/02/2025
With my new haircut I’ll be the highlight of your day.
A gorgeous mid-40’s man in glasses with a neon yellow-green Mohawk. But just beautiful. Handsome. Fetching. Really fabulous looking guy.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 19/01/2025
Me waiting for the hot takes to stop flying long enough for anyone to notice that the app still isn’t actually in the App Store, which is what the ban is. Not whether they turn the servers on or off.
Screenshot showing that TikTok is still not in the App Store.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 19/01/2025
I mean it seems like it has a long ways to go with not much training data left.
If you ask Google “what does two in the pink one in the stink mean?” Gemini says “one in the pink and one in the stink is a mnemonic device that helps children remember how to put on their shoes and claims kids have one pink shoe and one smelly shoe and wtf why are we doing this garbage???
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Slothy @slothy.com · 10/01/2025
Todays office view:
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Slothy @slothy.com · 09/01/2025
This is the view from my office today (time-lapse over about 60 seconds).
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Slothy @slothy.com · 25/12/2024
Appreciate the advice on this one.
An instruction manual that shows a scooter with “Assemble the ? “ written under it
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Slothy @slothy.com · 15/12/2024
My Christmas card this year:
A Pokemon go screenshot that says: “Greetings from Skull Chair, Los Angeles, CA United States” with a happy holidays sticker on it.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 15/12/2024
I bought some temporary green hair color and tried to brush it in and it was such a disaster that my wife advised me to shower again and not do it at all.
A beautiful middle aged man with a pink Mohawk and a sad, failed attempt at green stripes to be a little Christmas elf.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 12/12/2024
I'm worried that 2024 will come and go with This PC still having no 3D Objects. 2025 is going to be my year for 3D Objects though.
A screenshot of Windows Explorer, showing "This PC" followed by "3D Objects" and after that "Desktop"
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Slothy @slothy.com · 11/12/2024
I beat the hardest difficulty hand in Balatro and I can finally move on to UFO50 now.
A screenshot of the game Balatro showing a win on Gold difficulty.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 30/11/2024
Felt cute today.
An absolutely gorgeous middle age man with 5 spikes in his pink Mohawk and also he has no chin.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 30/10/2024
Oh please no.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 30/10/2024
The sky over LA is doing weird stuff again.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 22/10/2024
I like autumn.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 17/10/2024
Helping out at school this morning and this vest really goes well with my shirt.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 10/10/2024
Apple decided that I should go play laser tag instead of working this morning.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 05/10/2024
The light show they had was so good. Happy crowd, an outdoor party in October. LA can be such a great place.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 05/10/2024
Justice at the Hollywood Bowl last night was awesome.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 05/10/2024
Seeing Thundercat live makes me think that they went to a Guitar Center and hired the most annoying people they could find tinkering on the instruments.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 16/09/2024
So I was at the beach yesterday with @chadarmstrong.bsky.social, @alexabkim.bsky.social @rayme.bsky.social, @wkerslake.bsky.social, @ashleyreed.bsky.social and some other lovely folks. Here are some dolphins.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 16/09/2024
My dog looks like the Stardew Valley floppy ear dog. She’s gorgeous.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 06/09/2024
I’m starting to worry that this bottle of North Korean wine isn’t actually improving with age.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 20/08/2024
We have to tell the Chicken Lady.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 18/08/2024
Listening to this as I pack boxes and man, the Luddites were way cooler than folks have been told.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 02/08/2024
Wise words.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 27/07/2024
Me and some old friends made a new ANSI. Check it out in Fire 40 (16colo.rs/pack/fire-40)
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Slothy @slothy.com · 24/06/2024
The launch from Vandenberg was pretty over LA tonight.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 30/05/2024
Tonight I get to sleep in a bed with three dogs, two of which are idiots who got sprayed by a skunk a few hours ago.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 05/05/2024
I went to visit a launch pad ahead of tomorrow’s crewed launch.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 31/03/2024
In Hawaii they have this stuff just haphazardly spread all over the sky. Takes all the attention away from the beautiful street lights. We have to outlaw this light pollution.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 22/03/2024
Goodbye sad GDC 2024. Let’s have a better, more stable, and growing industry next year.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 25/02/2024
Apples new sports app seems ready.
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Slothy @slothy.com · 20/01/2024
What a name for a company.
The HoneyPot company
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Slothy @slothy.com · 08/01/2024
Go Peregrine!
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