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slothhan

@slothhan.bsky.social
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Han / 29 / black biracial (⚫️/⚪️) born to live in the chao garden, forced to work full time Into sonic the hedgehog (chaos especially), marine life, spiders, children of time series🕷, and horror art!

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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a gnome falls for the hat man
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I want what markiplier and the hat man have
a photo of a moment in Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream. miis of Markiplier and The Hat Man sit next to each other on the beach while blushing. the upper left corner says: Married for 16 days. their relationship shows that they are mutually soulmates.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
perfectionism is at it again.
a white cat is sitting on a black surface. it looks like it just woke up and part of the fur on its face looks smushed. the cat is fine, just tired and funny looking.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
an image from the game Sonic Adventure 2 featuring Shadow the Hedgehog, a red and black anthropomorphic hedgehog. He is looking outside of a large window that has a close view of earth from space. the caption on the upper left of the image says "Man."
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
an edited photo of a cat that appears to be crying is seated with a bowl of cat food. chopsticks are to the right of the bowl. a caption says "I dong wana go work"
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I forgot to post the pic lol
a gray and white cat sits on the floor. her eyes are extra wide and black because she is on pain meds. she has gauze wrapped around her left paw. she is happy and full of whimsy.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
grunt sculpin sighting at the Seattle aquarium. not the best pic but you can see its lil face sticking out!
a photo of an aquarium featuring a Grunt Sculpin inside of a barnacle shell with it's face sticking out. it blends into the rest of the shell. there are small pink anemones to the left and right of the photo.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
an image of shadow the hedgehog sitting on the edge of a bed with a hand covering his head. he looks to be annoyed and possibly regretful.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
thinking abt my sweet Lil cat and I miss her (she is at home and I am at work.)
a gray and white cat sits in a room. she has gold-green eyes and a cute pink nose. her left ear is flipped inside out but she looks unbothered.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
a man looking upwards. he has a terrified expression on his face.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the sun hasn't even come up yet and won't be up for another 3 or 4 hours and its already like this. man.
a man looking off to the side nervously.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
how it felt seeing this on my feed
a scene from The Lighthouse. a man is naked and gazing at a second man partially crouched on the wet ground and gripping his shoulder. the naked man's gaze are searchlights onto the second man's face.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
a screenshot from sonic adventure 2, featuring shadow the hedgehog, a red and black anthropomorphic hedgehog, gazing out a window to earth below. the caption "Man" is on the upper right of the image.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
me when a customer casually walks into the break room with no hesitation or nothing
a close up of Big the Cat looking directly into the camera
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
a series of memes where the only thing the captions say is "i just need to talk less"
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
it is so sad that motion sickness can get me anywhere. on the road, in the sky, on water, and in vidya games.... its especially sad bc I rly do like marine critters but being on a vessel smaller than a ferry gets me fucked up
a redish purple octopus with bulging large eyes. it looks comical with its eyes
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
i agree.... I hope it lives its full life and eats SO many things..... we love you magnapinna!!!
an edit of a screenshot of Tikal the Echidna from the sonic adventure game. she is looking down by some ancient buildings. the image has been edited to make it appear that she is crying, while heart emoji surround her.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
tfw u hear Kelly Clarkston "because of you" for the first time and it hits you like 12 consecutive trains. bc thats me. thats just like me.
a doodle of shadow the hedgehog laying in rain runoff during a rain storm.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
that inter-generational trauma family type shit is so heinous. it almost forces you to only care about yourself so the cycle can continue. and when you dont, you just end up getting hurt over and over again by those who did. I hope we both can fully break off from that shit 🫂
a meme showing a 3d rat inside a cage with the caption "Me despite my rage:" 

this is a reference to The Smashing Pumpkins song: Bullet With Butterfly Wings
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
spirit, my beloved
a gray and white cat lays on a plastic bag. her head is resting on the bag, and she has one eye somewhat open and looking into the camera.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
hunting this man for sport. could've been prevented if this man learned the most basic skill of LISTENING. and accepting no for an answer. alas. he couldnt be assed.
a photo of a Kirby plush holding a knife. the plush is outside on a sidewalk under a street lamp. it is smiling.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
yeah. we back in the "always be distracted Or Else" mines, i see.
Ichiban from the Like A Dragon series walking naked in the void. a larger, somewhat transparent copy of him is behind him
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
anyone else got the foreboding sense of something being severely wrong with them (more than normal), or is it just me l?
Limmy looking perturbed
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
thank u void..... hope things get better at least a lil,,,,
a badly taxidermied fox looks at the camera pathetically. the caption says, "A Heem Heen Whimper"
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
anyone wanna blaire witch it with me while we avoid the call of the void that grows ever louder?
a man is standing in a corner of a stone room. he is facing the wall with his head tilted down. the photo is in grainy black and white
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
ouhh wa a a ah
a two frame image of a sphinx cat is grimacing while facing left and right.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
seeing another biracial black person at work with the same skintone as me
a crying emoji with a kitty mouth and big wet eyes
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
work should be paying me double for the 2-3 man job they're making me do alone and in vain. doing great stuff for my mental state fellas.
Richard Armitage in a dwarf head prosthetic looking vaguely befuddled and flustered
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A transparent image of a newborn bird. It looks up with tiny bleary black eyes and has its beak slightly opened.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
yeah..... nothing kills the urge to play it quite like that shit. smfh ........
a white cat with big wet eyes looks into the camera. it is slowly content scaled until its eyes are massive
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Perfectionism and avoidance my beloathed
A hare is sitting on some dirt and has its head pressed to its chest with wide eyes. It looks like it's stressed out from a human perspective.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Man I'm gon have to watch sinners again. Once isn't enough....
Squidward running away from the viewer. There is a sense of whimsy in his posture.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
absolutely fucking wild how I'm gonna have to deal with antidepressants withdrawals AGAIN because my insurance just doesn't want to refill my prescription. the prescription I'm only on bc my doctor decided to switch to it bc of my insurance not liking my previous one for whatever reason
picture of marina ida from splatoon standing behind a podium with a mic. she is smiling but still looks stressed.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Thanks, void. 😔 ykno how it is with longstanding generational cycles of abuse.
Smoking duck gif that laughs and shakes its head. It looks both resigned and confident
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
i will never forget nor forgive what they have done...... they've made a enemy of me on this day....
a white cat caught mid-meowing with wet, sad eyes.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
the church took my trees. the church took down at least 7 beautiful birch trees from around my house..... these sons of bitches can't get away with this ....
sprite of genya arikado from the Castlevania series yelling.alucard from castlevania sobbing with a hand on covering the left side of his face.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Me in my teens: oh yeah I've seen others get traumatized but I didn't have anything happen to me. I got lucky :3 Me in my late 20s:
Shadow the hedgehog grimacing and crying. "elina" is watermarked on the bottom right.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
i survived despite it all......
an anthropomorphic tardigrade leans against a steel beam. its wrinkly face looks old and tired.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
when ur working but ur soul REALLY doesn't want to be at work
a screenshot from the Blaire witch project featuring a man standing in the corner of a basement. the image is highly saturated and black and white.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Gaze upon this gluttonous beast
A gray and white cat is sitting on a chair. She is turned away from the camera but has her head turned back near the camera.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Np!! Thank u lots :3
A gif of a chao dancing
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Heh.... yeah.... its pretty pog.
E-123 Omega stands his with eyes glowing orange. Shadow the Hedgehog is standing to the right of the image smirking.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Birthday! Sonic 3 time!!!!
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Working with someone who is qanon is so taxing. I tell her abt the bird flu to warn her about it getting to her cats and she tells me "they're just trying to make you scared." Like no!!!! girlie, your cats!!!!!! They could DIE!!!!!! girlie!!!!! your cats!!!!!!
William Defoe looking up into the sky in terror.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
!!!!!! YES SIR SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SIR!!
Benedict Cumberbatch does a semi sloppy salute with a red face
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
im going to make it through the day. I'm going to make it through the day. I'm going to make it through the day.
a woman walks down a field while holding back tears. the gif is edited to become more squished and condensed as she walks.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
shadow the hedgehog is one of the most LGBT characters ever. sega probably didn't mean to but they sure did it. good for him. good for him.
a cry laughing saluting emoji
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Thank u void.....
A small dusty gray and white cat with a pug-like face looks up at the viewer with big wet eyes
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Ouh wah a a ah
A white and light brown cat squints fairly heavily at the viewer.
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slothhan @slothhan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Rook has been down with a cold this week and I May or may not be developing one too
A dark skinned Black dwarf named Hurbi looks directly at the viewer with a polite yet numb expression.
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