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Matthew Crory

@slotheroux.bsky.social
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Sluggish, long-clawed tree dweller

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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
his reply is further evidence we broke him
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm replaying ocarina of time right now and every time link opens a chest my kid yells cerveza cristal, amazing, thank you
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the number of northern irish protestants who have older family members with whom they have an unspoken agreement to never talk politics for obvious unspoken reasons just jumped again this last couple of days, and i say welcome! feeling disillusioned? its grand, the country is broken, not you
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"don't murder" law is ruining my life says serial killer
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
never be in any doubt i am a moral person, i'm just never going to say what i believe or publicly take a side in any issue, please buy my music
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah! i played wow classic for a few months during lockdown, couldn't get anyone i know to play so i picked a small guild at random, they all showed me the ropes, it was great
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he doesn't even say supporting palestine, just supporting "causes." why can't he just say "i risk my fame and money if i speak up so i won't, k bye"
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if i was a jrpg final boss i would attack the heroes at the beginning of the game
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i cannot think of any other reason a person would dislike seeing more barber shops. also shout out to the 6% real life twirling-moustache villains who see more betting shops as a good thing.
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you see this, post a Star Trek
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Star Trek: Data and Worf with Spot the Cat
ALT: Star Trek: Data and Worf with Spot the Cat
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
after the snes came out my auntie accidentally bought my cousin a nes for christmas. he was gutted initially, and then we got years of playing great games on it because of course we did
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ooh! that's one of my all time faves
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
why can't the last ninja swim colin spacetwinks, why can't he deal with bees, explain it to 5 year old me who runs it just to listen to this tune
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh shit that dropped today? What has the spongetube community said about it
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
belfast resident here, yesterday while waiting at the dentist the receptionist was making calls checking in with POC who work there to see if they or their families need somewhere to stay, and i carried that warm, glowing feeling with me while i got a tooth drilled
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
there's a big sign above the way you come in that says "entrance only" so no, you can't do that
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The footage is good but what is that music?!
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
this happened so close to where i live my wife was surprised we didn't hear it go off
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Also her Welsh accent feels like the complete opposite to his gargling gravel growl
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
what the hell is this, anklyosaurus fans rise up!
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this music sets off such a hard nostalgia hit for me i feel dizzy, like i've taken yokes, it almost makes me wanna shell out for a c64, i'm too tired to keep going so i won't egg the pudding any further
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Me and my two granddads approve of this
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
dark souls. no only joking whatever you do don't play dark souls. you can't really go wrong with mario odyssey, zelda breath of the wild or pikmin 4, maybe the link's awakening remake? just don't play dark souls.
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Don't you care about oil companies losing money
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Yeah I looked it up, it was Henry vii's mother
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm now willing to bet the real reason the backstreet boys broke up centred on Howie finally beating Nick at who wants to be a millionaire
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It depends, where do you stand on baguettes, little cigarettes and berets
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
they're great, have you tried magicland dizzy
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
aaron freeman aka gene ween of ween is in there! also the guy who played oh hi mark in the room
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
what about communist dogs? karl barx comes to mind
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
(hasn't happened that often to me tbh)
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
media.tenor.com
bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding his fist up .
ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding his fist up .
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Had this on the C64! Loved the music as a kid
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard and mustache is wearing a red hat and white shirt
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is wearing a red hat and white shirt
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
the uk playstation magazine had a competition to show to show your devotion to the ps, I can't remember which won but it was either a man who got married in a giant parappa the rapper suit or another who sent a photo of his passport after he legally changed his name to Sony Playstation
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
i'm not a hardcore gamer git gud or whatever, i'm terrible at souls games and i never beat godhome, but i just wanna bask in this as i write it... i beat coral tower first go. (i did karmelita next and it took me ages)
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
When my friend, his dad and I were stuck sleeping on a bench the night before we started the camino el santiago, literal strangers who lived nearby told us we could sleep in their house
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ok I checked and ds9 that week was Armageddon game, yeah ok that one's not bad!
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I would say only 25 weeks of 1994, specifically the week dr crusher had sex with the malevolent ghost of her dead grandmother's boyfriend who lives in a candle
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
quark and nom are two of the best characters on a show with great characters
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Hey come on guys, lay off the people elected to positions of power who do nothing to stop the blatant rise of facism
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is mollusc propaganda and i won't stand for it
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
wonderful, this has brightened my day immensely
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I am 40, have a full head of hair with no greys, and I have 2 children. My grandad on my mum's side kept his hair all his life so it's probably lucky genes but I also happen to worship satan.
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
you are of course leaving out Tyranitor the merciless, he's 2 or 3 presidents from now
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
i can accept they're fighting an eldritch being in another dimension and all the mind powers but i draw the line at characters traveling at the speed of convenient plot time
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
after he lost the primary bernie did 38 campaign rallies for hillary (to contrast hillary only did 8 for obama), a lot of factors led to trump but i doubt bernie is even a minor one. also everyone forgets that lawsuit where a federal judge conceded the DNC was biased in the primaries.
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Matthew Crory @slotheroux.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm gonna assume you didn't play Tough Guy Who Learns How to Emote in a Healthy Way 2: Emote Harder this year
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Green Party Northern Ireland @greenpartyni.org · 15/12/2025
Five percent changes everything! From 1.9 percent at the last Assembly election to over 5 percent now. That’s not noise. That’s a shift. While the old parties stall and posture, people are backing a politics that tackles bills, housing, climate and inequality head-on. 1/2
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