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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda

@slodwick.com
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All parties are advised to chill. (she/her) 1 Corinthians 12:17 Liberal | Feminist | Trans rights are human rights | BLM | Free Palestine | Anti-ICE

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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 20/08/2026
heh
My quiz result: 

"True Neutral

You're the purest type of lurker. Fic is your content to consume, but no one is EVER going to know you read any of it.

Most likely to be found: sifting through your browser history for that one tentacles fic you lost last week because you don't save anything."
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 14/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A black and white cartoon panel of the character Nancy laying in bed, eyes wide open, with a speech bubble that reads “Actually yeah, maybe today, Satan"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 23/07/2026
A manga character I do not recognize (sorry!) is wearing a military jacket, a superhero-style eye mask, and a helmet with angular horns on the front. Their dialogue reads, “ NO MORE ABOUT THIS. DO NOT SHARE YOUR VIEWS WITH ME.”
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 22/07/2026
A person from the waist down against a white background. The person is wearing black nylon shorts and bulky protective knee pads. (No evidence is shown about their performance against clumsy collisions with unwieldy desks, but one has to assume it would be better than bare knees.)
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 03/07/2026
A screencap of the Kosmicala's original tweet edited so that it reads "It's a day ending in y, so I'm thinking about how great Anne Hathaway looks"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 30/06/2026
I think this result emphasizes the economic issues a bit much, but I am right on the border of Union Organizer, too, which also feels apt. bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/
A graph displaying my position on AI based on this quiz. The matrices are GOOD/BAD and OVERHYPED/TRANSFORMATIVE, and I am positioned on the overhyped side, well into the bad side. My result is dubbed The Skeptic: "It's oversold, it's losing staggering amounts of money, and the harms are arriving faster than the value. You've done the math on the unit economics and it doesn't close. You are loud about this, prolific about this, and you suspect history will vindicate you."
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 21/05/2026
My favorite challenge? Perhaps. #GameChanger306
A coloring page featuring Dropout CEO and Game Changer host Sam Reich dressed as a magician, complete with top hat, monocle, and cape. I colored it in myself - the background is a dark purple, the cape is red, and his bow tie is teal green.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 20/05/2026
Best way to spend the last hour of work, for sure. #GameChanger306
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 05/04/2026
I get spam text messages every day, typically trying to buy my house (which is not for sale) or offering me a job (that I didn’t ask for). Today they were too lazy to even remove the AI garbage from the top before copy/pasting.
A message from a spammer with what appears to be text from an AI prompt result, which reads:

“Here are three fresh versions of the message with distinct structures, keeping all the data points identical, but changing the delivery style.

Option 1: Executive Summary Style 
Amazon Recruiting: Remote Staff Opening"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 03/02/2026
this is who runs this account
A white girl in the most Sears portrait studio shot: there's a swirly brownish-black background and she's resting her folded hands on a weird orange shag surface. She's wearing an pink blouse with an absurd ruffle collar and a dark pink little vest. Her hair is in an updo, and she is grinning like she's trying to sell you something.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 30/01/2026
This song is seven years old and (sadly) continues to resonate.
Lyrics from "The World Is On Fire" by American Aquarium:

So I packed up my car and went lookin' for answers
To the questions weighin' on my mind
When did The Land of the Free become The Home of the Afraid?
Afraid of the world, afraid of the truth
Afraid of each other

This ain't the country my grandfather fought for
But I still see the hate he fought against
Give rest to the tired, give mercy to the poor
Give warmth to the huddled masses
And I'll show you freedom

The load is heavy and the road is long
And we've only begun to fight
We just can't give in, we just can't give up
We must go boldly into the darkness

And be the light
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 12/01/2026
Still one of the most right things ever said on the internet.
A post from Deborah Roseman (@roseperson) that reads, "This quote about respect isn't 100%, applicable to the trending topic of hte day, yet I can' stop thinking about it. HT stimmyabby.tumblr.com". 

Below that is an image of another quote that reads,"Sometimes people use 'respect' to mean 'treating someone like a person' and sometimes they use 'respect' to mean 'treating someone like an authority'

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say 'if you won't respect me I won't respect you' and they mean 'if you don't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person'

and they think they're being fair but they aren't. and it's not okay."
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 30/12/2025
Most of the places I don't want to live are due to political or weather (humidity is a bane) or both, but Hawaii is off-limits mostly bkz I don't belong there. And before you ask, Indiana is where I currently live, so.
A color-coded map of the USA from whereidlive.com that allowed me to rank which states would live in based on a scale of 1 (never) to 5 (absolutely). Florida and Idaho are the big losers here.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 12/12/2025
A quote from Ethan Hawke re: AI, "I'm not in denial... I'm in open rebellion." Below the quote are the letters AI surrounded by a red circle with a line through it.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 22/11/2025
Without downloading any new pics what's it like dating you?
A screen grab of Brennan Lee Mulligan behind a DM screen eating an unidentified handheld foodstuff (maybe pizza?). The closed-caption for him reads, “It’s really important to snack.“
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 11/11/2025
We got like... 5 or 6 inches of snow over the past couple days. The leaves weren't even off the trees yet!
A large black dog standing in the middle of a snowy backyard scene. The dog's tracks are visible where he's been walking through the fairly deep snow. Another house, a shed, and a large tree, all coated in a blanket of fluffy snow, are also visible.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 17/10/2025
My feelings as a human in 2025:
A TikTok comment by user bradcraz which reads, “I am not smart enough to have this many people dumber than me.“
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 26/09/2025
Thanks to this article on Book Riot, I feel fine about my reading. bookriot.com/how-many-boo...
A quote from an article by Chris Arnone at Book Riot: "Statistically, averages are useful, but are heavily skewed by outliers. The median is the mathametical breaking point for a statistical group, with roughly half of numbers sitting above or below it. The median for the 2016 study and the better indicator of the average reader in America is four. The average American reader reads four books each year. Feeling better about your TBR pile now, aren't you?"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 22/09/2025
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
From "Hot Fuzz": the interior of a police vehicle involved in a high-speed chase. Danny (Nick Frost) is in the left seat, hands on the wheel, and Nicholas (Simon Pegg) is in the right seat, wielding a gun. Both men look suitably intense. Between the two men, a large white swan is visible in the back seat. The swan's face is hard to read.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 07/09/2025
Information from my AO3 profile. My pseuds: slodwick. I joined on: 2008-09-16. My user ID is: 31
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 12/08/2025
It feels like the soul companion to this one
A tumblr post by puppercat:
my intrusive thoughts during fall
young man
there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground

with a comment by r5h
i said young man
won't they make a cool sound
when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 12/08/2025
re: previous post, I also think about this one a disturbing amount
A tweet by @fuckthem00n:
fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 12/08/2025
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
A tweet from user @PleaseBeGneiss:
[restaurant]
RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg
WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you're not from around here, are you?
RACCOON: t-two eggs?
WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs
RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs!
WAITER: *eyes narrow*
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 10/08/2025
A pale blue Moomin with glasses and smiling eyes, holding a knife, and cursing. It's-a me!
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 06/06/2025
a splendid tweet by @Fred_Delicious on the bad site that reads: "this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 12/03/2025
Aside from all the obvious issues one could have with Gavin Newsom and his garbage podcast, I am also super disturbed by that damn comma. WTF. Why is it there?!
A close-up of the subtitle on the promotional image for the "This is Gavin Newsom" podcast, which reads," Episode 4: And, This is Steve Bannon." I hate nearly everything about this graphic (and the podcast as a whole). The teal background color is nice.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 27/11/2024
Happy (early) Thanksgiving, US pals!
A blue Tupperware bowl containing an extremely traditional serving of vivid red cranberry jelly, which is to say retaining the shape of the can it came in, and a big serving spoon. Behind the bowl is a perhaps less-
traditional can of Coke Zero.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 26/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
From the Gubbins game app, a cartoon lemon with a smiley face on a yellow background the same shade as the lemon paired with letters in multicolored boxes that read, “PRICKS REMAIN MAD”
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 23/11/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. 💯
A tweet from @NotABigJerk that reads, "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 20/08/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A post that reads "This account is" above a black & white photograph of a sandwich board sign outdoors. The sign reads in all caps: "PRO BLACK, PRO BROWN, PRO WEED, PRO GAY, PRO CHOICE, PRO TRANS"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 27/05/2024
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Screencap that reads: "This account is" followed by a black and white photo of a customized sandwich board sign on a sidewalk reading "PRO BLACK, PRO BROWN, PRO WEED, PRO GAY, PRO CHOICE, PRO TRANS"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 14/05/2024
A Twitter post by @urbanfriendden which reads: "(eats exactly one apple) where is my health you wretched orb"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 21/01/2024
Reminds me of this:
A social media post from  user bumblebeebats: "I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... 'Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why did they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!' well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. 'Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!' Well, yeah, if it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 30/11/2023
IKIK it's a lot, but this kept circling my brain last night.
It often feels like people are still working under the same misapprehension about social media, which is to say: Twitter’s users are not its customers. They are its product. Advertisers are the customers, paying for the time/attention/engagement of those users, and Twitter is merely the vehicle by which it is delivered.
Imagine Twitter was actually an ice cream shop. The Twitter users are not the customers eating in the dining room, they are the dairy cows out back. The actual customers, the people buying the cones, are the advertisers. That’s how the ice cream shop of Twitter makes its money. Granted, it never made a ton of money, but it was basically the only real shop in town, and it was wildly popular, so it made enough to stay afloat.

Now comes this guy – let’s call him Enol – who already has a couple businesses (though zero experience running an ice cream shop), and he thinks he can run that place better. Plus, he’s rich and bored, so he just… buys it. He’ll figure it out out!First, he fires most of the counter staff and dishwashers. Then he guts the restaurant, throwing out the tables and chairs; he even sells off the appliances, leaving the few folks he retains with just a single cooler to store the ice cream. A few folks try to give him some helpful advice or loan him a copy of “Restaurants for Dumbys”, but he fires them, too.

Enol (who loves to loudly proclaim that he’s an animal lover) decides to open up the doors in the back and just let the cows in. The cows, as you might expect, mostly wander around, knocking stuff over and shitting everywhere, because what else are they gonna do? And, when no one’s looking, a few wolves also sneak in, too. The wolves are also shitting and sometimes they take down some of the cows, which leads a lot of the remaining cows to sneak back out the door and run for greener pastures. Finally, even Enol, this mega animal lover, takes a cheeky shit himself now and then in the middle of the dining room.Now when customers walk in, they see a gross, shitty, overrun mess instead of the ice cream shop they saw last time. They’re like, “Hey, man, this is disgusting! I don’t want to eat in this unsanitary, dangerous environment. I think I might take my money and buy something at that new bakery restaurant down the street, or maybe the waffle truck outside. At least those places have a decent score from the Health Department. Also, are those wolves eating your cows?”

Enol stands in the center of a ring of snarling wolves, covered in shit and blood, and says, “Fine. Take your money and go fuck yourself. I don’t need you – I have cows!” And as the customers are slowly backing away from this unhinged dude and out of the restaurant, he continues, “Just be aware, if this place goes bankrupt and closes, it’ll be your fault!”Ruining a perfectly serviceable restaurant and then childishly blaming the customers because you don’t know how to restaurant is… actually pretty in line with the sort of person I believe Enol to be. A lot of us cows saw this coming, but that doesn’t make it less sad.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 29/11/2023
Perennial.
A screenshot of a tweet by user @dietz_meredith that reads: "one of the sluttiest things a dude can do is roll up his sleeves"
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 08/11/2023
tell us a perfect album that came out when u were 16 easy.
The cover art for Fiona Apple's album "Tidal": an extremely blurry extreme close-up of a white woman's face (Apple herself). She noticeably has very pale blue eyes, and the whole image is overly bright/washed out.
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Cameron Smoot-Andromeda @slodwick.com · 19/08/2023
a bloody skeet ulrich as whatever the hell his character's name is in scream standing next to neve campbell, with the caption "we all go a little mad sometimes"
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