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@sloaneypony.bsky.social
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31. they/them. Colorado. professional hater. coffee person.

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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
not taking a full on break but i have been challenging myself to not come home and get stoned after work. today, i came home, walked my dog for a bit, and then spent nearly two hours cooking and meal prepping. i only just finished my glass of wine and still haven't smoked weed, what the heck!!!
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Phish fans gotta be the worst humans on the planet to serve alcohol to lmfao
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my best boy forever and ever and ever and ever. my heart hurts so fucking much.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Max Bemis being a full on groomer was not on my bingo card but damn, i don't want to be as shocked and disappointed as i am. fuckin a, dude. every man in the scene is guilty until proven otherwise atp.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
finally, after months of applying, interviewing, and multiple rejection emails, i finally fucking landed something. 😭
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
heavily considering moving to the mountains/SW Colorado. i really don't love Denver; i want to be outside more often and i just want to feel connected to my home again. idk i feel like relocating to the opposite side of the state feels less overwhelming than moving to an entirely different state.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ares bringing us together like this was not what we wanted but at least we get to surround him with love on his last day tomorrow. i can't believe this is even happening. fuck cancer.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
you couldn't pay me enough money to start dating ever again. i have absolutely zero interest in going through the wringer of the dating hell that is Denver.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i love FB marketplace
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i cannot wait for this retrograde to end, it's been beating my fuckin ASS.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i cannot believe how nervous i am to meet this pup tomorrow! it legit feels like interview nerves lol. it's been over 6 years since Shasta passed and i didn't think my heart was ready but i saw this pup and fell in love. i really hope it goes well. 🥹
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
getting my AC replaced this week let's gooooo
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
potentially getting a dog and cat in the same week like the universe really wasn't going to let me be alone for long lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
been getting real into steam locomotives lately
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
my estranged mother texted me for the first time in over 5 years and it was an accident b/c she was wishing my aunt a happy birthday. haven't heard from her in this many years and the text wasn't even meant for me. i'm low-key fuckin gutted right now lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
hey so is the rest of my life just going to be perpetual grieving? b/c i cannot feel this heartbroken anymore.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
espresso martinis gotta be the most overrated drink of all time fr.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i don't think i can mentally handle another friend passing away. i just feel like i can't even fucking breathe because the grief is so constant and heavy, and now i have to go through this cycle again. when does it fucking stop...
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
i am so sad and i just want to meet my best friend in a place where neither of us are suffering anymore. i just don't want to be here anymore lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
not a parent but it seems weird to openly talk about smoking cigarettes around your babies and kids like it's not harmful to them lol???
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
my depression has been fuckin rough lately, and i feel like i've been such a shit friend because of it. my memory is shit and my capacity for social situations is so low. i just want to come out of this lmfao.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
feels like anyone watching Euphoria rn should be put on a watchlist.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hey so can everyone please stop treating me like an afterthought and like i'm not still in the midst of grieving lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
getting into bartending was the pivot i needed. being a barista for 13 years prior has made me such a strong person behind the bar. once i remember every cocktail, i'll be an absolute beast lol. i really love doing something cool, learning something new, and having fun while making a chunk of money.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
kinda weird when one little thing makes you slightly question a friendship and then you start unraveling more bullshit and realize you probably should have been done a long ass time ago. lololol
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
ngl i think i'm gonna start my business this year. i am tired of waiting for the "right time", i should just fuckin go for it!
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
my cat just tucked himself under the blankets i'm crying !!!
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
this guy is finally leaving St*rbucks lmfao. no job should trigger a full mental breakdown and i will not stay and endure more of it.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the whitest thing about me is how much i love Van Halen
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
why is Scott Bakula so hot
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
would love a job that doesn't make me want to k*ll myself lol
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i am this close to applying for other jobs, taking an LOA until i have benefits from the new job, and then fucking quitting b/c fuck St*rb*cks fr
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
can't believe i had to block Complex. absolute dogshit music publication and weird to prop up this absolute grifter of a yt man.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
goddamn is there any Italian restaurant in Denver whose Bolognese doesn't taste like Chef Boyardee??? sick of wanting my comfort food, getting it, and it always seems to faintly taste like canned ravioli. i am getting so sick of the restaurants in this city never being consistently good lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i really just cleaned my entire apartment in 4 hours on an edible, an empty stomach, and zero caffeine. i think i could fight god rn.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
all i want rn is pani puri and a big glass of mango lassi damn.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
i am so heartbroken right now. less than a year later and you're gone. what the fuck.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
this year can eat a bag of fucking dicks.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
losing two friends in one weekend is giving me whiplash. death fucking sucks. things don't even feel real right now.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i bought my first really nice vacuum and i can't believe i'm this excited over a small appliance lol. i'm slowly upgrading my apartment and it feels really good to spend more time curating my home.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
rewatching Parks and Rec is crazy b/c Chris Pratt really fumbled the bag by going from lovable dummy to ultra conservative douche who only does shitty action movies lmfao. he was never an incredible actor but if you do something well and you don't have much range, you should just stick to that lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i need this shift to be over so i can go get my meds and fuckin RELAX for the first time in weeks. my nerves have been so shot throughout this episode, i can't wait for some relief.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i love being a Trekkie b/c when you meet another Trekkie irl, it's like the most instantaneous, wholesome bond.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
my first big reddit post was a video of my cat getting butt pats. r/catbongos is my favorite community on that app lol.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
so uhhhh i have borderline and i honestly thought it was going to make me feel worse, but i feel relieved knowing it now. it's gonna be a journey to get right but with all the therapy i've been doing, i'm in a really good spot and finally taking action with my mental health.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
got a brand new comforter and sheet set, i could cry b/c it's so comfy and cool.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the D'Angelo tribute at the Grammys emotionally devastated me oh my god i miss him so much.
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
new phone who dis
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cool guy has a chill day @sloaneypony.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Instagram makes me want to throw up every time i open it and idk why it gives me such bad anxiety but that's literally why i uninstalled the app to begin with lol.
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