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S.LIZ

@slizagna.bsky.social
593 followers 114 following 368 posts

Musician. Unreliable narrator. Earth worm rescuer. Litter patrol. Skeeball Champion. Debut album: Table for One, Party of Two out now 🖤 open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD3VHCSS…

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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s always “I’m here if you ever need to talk” until I’m explaining the rankings of my top ten favorite bears. And then it’s “that’s not what I meant” and “I think you should find a therapist better suited to your needs.”
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Honestly 8 likes on bluesky is basically viral for me so I’ll take it
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I think half of my role as a musician is to bully people into paying attention to me.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
For real! And thank you ♥️
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
ok thank u for resolving this issue I will stay
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Unsure why this was labeled as adult content perhaps another reason to leave this app because excuse me
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I am going to hashtag the fk out of this bitch I’m sorry but none of my followers watch my vids so perhaps the hashtag friends will. If not I’m simply cooked on this app and I will accept my demise with grace #rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“you think too much.” you’re so right. will you lobotomize me.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The first thing they do is light your candle, they see 
A wick at both ends, and think that’s a relief.
You’ll shine brighter because you work hard.
Yes, you’re melting, but please disregard 

The cream of the crop have rooms that need lighting.
The heat you put off keeps them warm at night,
And when you burn out, there are others 
Daughters taking the place of their mother’s 

Billions of flames flicker on each year
To them, we’re the same, born to disappear
After giving up all that we are
The sky is barren without all the stars
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Writing songs about workers being used and exploited by major corporations because, well…*gestures around wildly*
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
that’s very kind. ♥️
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Just taking a minute away while I sort out some things♥️
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I personally think hospitals should separate the maternity ultrasound area from all other ultrasounds because me crying in a room full of balloons and baby decor while waiting to see if I have cancer seemed to really harsh vibe
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
for anyone who has had a cancer scare, how did you cope while you were waiting for testing/results?
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
a product will have a million good reviews and I’ll still read those 1 stars like they are god’s final judgement. I don’t care if 50,000 people think these sheets are great. kathy says they wrinkle.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Thank you HAHA
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I didn’t fully commit to this and I’m sorry but now is the time I promise
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
yeah ok fine I might be having an existential crisis but in my defense this current state of existence is like very much a crisis
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I should get myself fired
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
my mental health is j u s t bad enough to care little for consequences.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I’ve been thinking about it deeply and I think I’m ready to be unhinged online again
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Bath time
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It’s almost funny that there are Americans who believe the U.S. has naming rights to international waters because a sentient orange ballsack made a decree like a child emperor. And then the CEO of Google just fell to his knees, whimpering, “y— yes sire. I’ll change the maps.”
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
fell down the stairs today. why is it called a flight of stairs if gravity is fighting against me. a cruel joke. I was born to step step step and yet I am in my thunk thunk thunk era.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
My boss really knows how to start an email
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If I was an Uber driver I would just lie. I would become a pathological liar. Tell the most unhinged stories about myself and my life. I used to run an alpaca farm. My mom got me 42 goldfish and they all died within 3 days so now I have attachment issues.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My brother’s boyfriend had his younger cousins visiting him in NYC and one of the things they requested to do was go see where Luigi shot the United Healthcare CEO. It was on their list right in between the Statue of Liberty and The Empire State Building.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I don’t enjoy working a corporate job but I have to admit that whenever I lead a call and someone messages me after saying, “great job leading that meeting.” I’m like, thank you for the crumb that sustains me as I starve. thank you for being my candle in the darkness.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Seeing people ask reddit for advice about cats vs. dogs is hilarious bc I’ll see “how to get my dog to stop barking” and they’ll get a 15 step process to correct the behavior. Then I’ll see “how can I get my cat to stop eating my headphones,” and everyone is like “no. you can’t.”
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Omg that’s so cool I will give it a look :)
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Still in process! About to finish the second draft of my manuscript but the last 12 chapters are coming slow bc life is busy 😂
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
that is amazing to hear🥹
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I was like who could be so salty to go back to my profile and unlike this
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Confession time: I never realized that when a person deactivated their twitter account that their likes disappear, so there was a period of time I was convinced that people kept unliking my album release announcement
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
a lie so good I researched things to make it even more convincing
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I am so good at lying I wrote 400 pages about one big story I just made up.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
broke: fiction author woke: professional liar
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
What a skeet yo come back with after 10 days am I right?
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My second cousin just posted an IG story for her dad who is in prison saying “free him regardless” and I’m like babe regardless of what??? His guilt??? he cut off his girlfriend’s nipples while she was fully conscious, I think he’s right where he supposed to be.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Nothing makes me feel better than my uber driver talking shit about their other passengers to me. Our uber driver just said, “You can’t trust any people. I’m not talking about you guys.” Like yes, thank you. I am better than everyone else.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My Mom signed us up for an Apple family plan which means all of my family’s devices are on the “find my” app. Every once and awhile I like to hit the “play sound” button so their phone or apple watch beeps somewhere in the house.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I would like to be on a boat again instead of sitting on my hands in bed bc my house is so cold
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Decided to write a song about falling in love as if it was a place to find and not a feeling to chase ♥️ #originalmusic #singersongwriter #acoustic
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
than* you know. But also extra thank you LOL
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
thank you so much for listening and sharing🥺 it means more thank you know!!
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Rick Graham 🇨🇦 @rwgraham.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Hey everyone! Fellow Blueskyer @slizagna.bsky.social has an album that I urge everyone to listen to. “Table For One, Party Of Two” Gawd what a voice, very reminiscent of Serena Ryder in my opinion. Check her out on Spotify.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
thank you!! I never get more than 500 usually so I am thrilled 😂
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