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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break]

@slinkysass.bsky.social
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✨|18+ Only| Just a goonette making lewd crude edits and captions using amazing art I find!✨ (Credits Artists + No AI) >Posts aren’t real advice. It’s all in goon fun.<

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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do still intend to be actively making stuff at some point… I do sincerely apologise. You will get your gooner captions again. Eventually…
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hiya! Apologies about there not being anything close to a month. I’ve been busy with more pressing issues as of late. Just saying I am not dead! I do intend to make stuff when I’m in the mood. Whether you unfollow for the lack of things is completely fine. I intend to come back and I’m sorry!
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🐙"Porn has a firm grasp on your mind, and you love it!~" "Every time you feel oh so needy, you put on your favourite thing. PORN!~" "So be good for Mommy and let her wrap you up in it~"🐙 #nsfw #rule34 #zzz #yidhari #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🐙"Isn’t Mommy’s ass perfectly shaped?~" "Imagine the feel of it as it rubs up against you, sending shivers down your pathetic spine~" "I’m sure you’d adore getting a face full of this slab of meat~"🐙 #nsfw #rule34 #zzz #yidhari #ass #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🐙"Isn’t Mommy’s ass perfectly shaped?~" "Imagine the feel of it as it rubs up against you, sending shivers down your pathetic spine~" "I’m sure you’d adore getting a face full of this slab of meat~"🐙 #nsfw #rule34 #zzz #yidhari #ass #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🐙"Porn has a firm grasp on your mind, and you love it!~" "Every time you feel oh so needy, you put on your favourite thing. PORN!~" "So be good for Mommy and let her wrap you up in it~"🐙 #nsfw #rule34 #zzz #yidhari #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Aren’t they so fucking juicy?~" "I bet you’d love to be smothered by these milkers~" "You’ve got plenty of time to worship them!~" #nsfw #rule34 #uzakitsuki #boobs #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gave the account a fresh coat of paint cause I grew tired of green. Both pfp and banner art will get edits made soon! ;D Why this character? Cause I love her. That’s why!
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Aren’t they so fucking juicy?~" "I bet you’d love to be smothered by these milkers~" "You’ve got plenty of time to worship them!~" #nsfw #rule34 #uzakitsuki #boobs #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am alive and breathing. Just current personal issues that are taking up all my time as of right now. I’ll make a post in like 1-2 days promise! ;>
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Why would you jerk off to anyone other than Monika?!" "You love Monika more than you love porn! So let Monika become your porn~" "Do it for Monika. Just Monika~" #nsfw #rule34 #ddlc #monika #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Why would you jerk off to anyone other than Monika?!" "You love Monika more than you love porn! So let Monika become your porn~" "Do it for Monika. Just Monika~" #nsfw #rule34 #ddlc #monika #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m sorry guys. The cost of making these posts has gone up. So instead of posting them here. You’ll be given a code to redeem your goon posts from my monopolistic store front. And yes. I’ll remove them from your library when I feel like it. No refunds! :3
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🎸"All you are is a piggy for porn~" "You’ll eat up anything that it gives you, and you’ll goon for hours on end like a good bitch." "There’s nothing better than porn! And you know it~"🎸 #nsfw #rule34 #fazclaire's #bonfie #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Everything’s ON FUCKING FIRE!!! I want summer removed from season rotation. I don’t want to peel my skin off my chair every time I need to get up…
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"WEIGHT!" "WEIGHT!" "WEIGHT!" #nsfw #rule34 #overwatch #mei #bbw #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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Smitty @smittty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Look out, Mercy is on the beach!
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Riz🔞 @rizdraws.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oh she definitely lost another bet
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CurtainDude @curtaindude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Aww don't worry Cutie~ 🤭 It's not your fault that Mommy has such BIG FAT SHINY PUMPBAIT~ 🫧🍑✊ Just give into Mommy and Pump like a good Aspie~ 🧩 💖 Comm for Anon via Throne #cringe #goon #pump #bubbles #aspie #caption #cringegoon #gooncaption #nsfw
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💋𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓮𝓷💋「✧𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔✧」 @meguminx.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
✦──────⋆*⋅✫⋅*⋆──────✦ Such a good 𝑻𝑶𝒀 ~ Doesn't feel so 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 ? Then 𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝑮𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑮 ~ ✦──────⋆*⋅✫⋅*⋆──────✦ #goon #hypno #porn #hentai #nsfw #waifu #caption #gooning #gooner #sonic #amy
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
❤️"Losers like you NEED porn!" "Porn fries your brain and makes you dependent on it. And you LOVE it!~" "So be the loser you’re destined to be and PUMP PUMP PUMP!!!"💙 #nsfw #rule34 #pomni #tadc #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🌀"Porn owns your pathetic little mind~" "Just lose your mind, dignity, and shame and be a good broken bitch~" "Your need for porn will only grow and grow~"🌀 #nsfw #rule34 #shantae #hypno #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
❤️‍🔥"Fictional characters are goonfuel for any gooner or goonette~" "Melt what remains of your brain for toons like a mindless pump drone!" "Worship your favourite characters while you leak and edge for them~"❤️‍🔥 #nsfw #rule34 #hazbinhotel #charliemorningstar #tooner #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
💛"All it takes is a few words to make you squirm like a bitch~" "Just silly words making you drool and helping you forget how pathetic you are." "Just be a good porn consumer for Mommy and keep pumping and edging~"💙 #nsfw #rule34 #ankha #furry #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Next like three posts are gonna be remakes of older edits. Why? Because I can! >:3 Give me time to make them. I’ve only got so many fingers…
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride Month to all you goons and gooblers!🏳️‍🌈 No matter who you may be or what you are, never let anyone dim that sparkle!!! And if you’re not taking part. Stay respectful and nice!
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"There’s so much goonfuel out there for someone as pathetic as you!~" "So many different characters that will make you desperate for PORN!" "Go ahead then, loser. Go and find that delicious slop out on the web~" #nsfw #rule34 #furry #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just wanna say a big thank you to all my followers! You guys are the best!!! As a thank you, here’s some interesting things about me and this account: [Interesting things in replies]
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’ve toyed with the idea of account play before. The whole changing of the pfp, banner, etc. I’d “like” to do it eventually, but I’m terrified what I’d be asked to do. It would be really hot though.
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
As much as I like censored edits, I’m going to put them on the shelf for the foreseeable future. They aren’t as “popular” as other themes. I’ll always consider revisiting the theme, but I’d rather focus on ones that have the art shown in full. Also FUCK THIS HEAT GOD DAMN!
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
🩵"Censored porn is the only porn a loser like you deserves~" "You only get what you’re shown by Mommy." "Keep edging and pumping to what you can’t see!~"🩵 #nsfw #rule34 #censoredporn #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
💖"The faker you or somebody is, the hotter they are~" "Plastic makes you weak. Plastic makes you leak. Plastic makes you squeak!" "Become PORN~"💖 #nsfw #rule34 #bimbo #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m happy to say I’m back!!! ;D There’s no edits in the backlog because I literally couldn’t make anything. So give me some time to think of ideas and such. ✨But I am super duper back baby!!!✨
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ve got some bad news, peeps. Due to age verification and the constant demand for identification. I’ve been restricted from viewing webpages where I get the good stuff from. So for now. And the foreseeable future. I literally cannot make any new edits. It’s fucking ridiculous…
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Two months late on this promise, so apologies. I’ve tested them all on my end, but obviously all phone sizes are different, so they may not fit all phones. Currently one is my wallpaper, but you’ll never know which ones >:3c (Yes they’re old edits.) #nsfw #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Okie dokie. I’ll get working on those wallpapers I promised ages ago when I next wake up. In the meantime, do what you’re best at. (I wonder what that could be)
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Age verification this. Confirm your identity that. FUCK OFF!!!
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
💦"There’s nothing better for a gooner than letting their thick load out." "Imagine worshiping your cock for hours on end just for it to explode with pleasure!" "That's every gooner's goal. So get tugging and pumping, loser~"💦 #nsfw #rule34 #cock #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
🍑"What’s better than ass? That’s right! Nothing~" "Your eyes should be locked onto that thick, sweaty slab of meat on your screen." "Mommy’s fine if you whimper while staring. It makes you look and sound more pathetic~"🍑 #nsfw #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🟠"Feeling all hot and bothered, are we?~" "Why not solve that by indulging in a little rub for a few hours!" "It’s ok that you’re getting soaked. That’s natural for a goonette like yourself~"🟠 #nsfw #rule34 #goonette #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’ll try and "pump" (HAHA, I’m funny) out more edits/captions when I’m ready. I’m currently in a state where I don’t want to make stuff because right now I’m not feeling up for anything horny. You degenerates deserve quality over quantity. I'm not forcing myself to make low-effort shit.
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
🩷"Porn is all you have."🩷 💜"Porn is all you know."💜 🩷"Porn is all you need."🩷 #nsfw #rule34 #hypno #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Apologies for the lack of stuff. I’m busy.
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’m so happy I’m never returning to the "other app." Bluesky is way more friendly and has more meaningful interactions with people. 50 likes on a post means the world to me! :3 Do I miss certain things from the old place? Yes. Am I happy I’m gone from it? Absolutely! 💖I love y’all ever so much!💖
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
🏴‍☠️"Make dumb faces as you edge those thoughts out of your porn-filled head." "Ignore everything that isn’t porn, like the gooner you truly are!" "You better be ready for nonstop hours of pumping, slut~"🏴‍☠️ #nsfw #rule34 #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"All you are is a pixel pumper." "Real women are too much for your pathetic little mind. So Mommy has censored things just for you!" "Remember not to cum. Or else Mommy won’t be too proud~" #nsfw #rule34 #censoredporn #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Inka antics
A bust shot of Inka with two massive horsecocks pressed right up against her cheeks causing her lips to purse, precum is dripping onto her massive breasts
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Daddy LIliana @lose2liliana.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Your life feels empty... Because your GUT is empty ☠️💜 Daddy can fill it tho 💜 Just give her your credit card and beg her to fill you with hot creamy "purpose" hahaha 💋 #2dfd #findom #futanari #feminization
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
🎉"Wishing a wonderful April Fools to my favorite porn addicts!" "The only joke during this day is how pathetic you are over silly things on your screen." "Don’t get distracted now~ Hand down those pants like usual!"🎉 #nsfw #rule34 #tooner #cringeporn #gooning #goonfuel #porncaption
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SlinkySass 🔞 [On A Break] @slinkysass.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I have no idea what the fuck happened last night. I was an emotional wreck. ANYWHO! I’ll be working on the wallpapers idea I had a bit ago soon! ;3
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