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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ

@slingingspells.bsky.social
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"The 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 is my patient."

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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🧙🏻‍♂️ well fuck, another one of my friends has left this app because of dog shit behaviour from another writer. I’ll be sticking to X 🖕
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
He must. Strange let a smirk grave his lips, and again, he summoned his magic, hands slipping through the air between them. Her clothing changed. One moment a tasteful outfit, the next it was a clingy, black silk negligee that showed off every curve. "I am an artist." He said +
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh she was a playful kitten, wasn't she? And Strange was about to be wrapped around her little pinkie. He holds up a hand, ignoring the tremble that cost him his career. "I was thinking about a transformation spell that would have you dressed in something far more suitable for the bed chamber." +
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Seems like he's not the only one who has wandering eyes. He drank his champagne and watched her check him out. Making sure to flex a little and give her a reason to stay. He centers himself, breathes once, and concentrates on the idea of “ready-to-eat, bite-sized, warm, and balanced”. +
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Blonds are my weakness. I did marry one.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Strange watched in fascination, he always had that look when Miss Hardy stopped by. The blond thief had more than a few men tying themselves in knots to get her attention. “Kind of you.” He moved to get the glass, sitting up in bed with the sheet around his waist, bare chest showing as he drank. +
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He’d never ask and he’d never roll her that they were always lowered for her. “Is that my champagne? Did you pour me a glass?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🧙🏻‍♂️ might fuck around and make a lewd alt on here yolo
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Doctor Strangelove is the other guy.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Miss Hardy, your opinion is most cherished.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Tylenol, or the locked cabinet stuff?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“What I can remember of it.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Swipes the sword in the air a few times just for show.
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Thankfully, as I said it, it sounded predatory.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Demons. Never spend the night with a Demon. By the Vishanti, I have never been this hungover.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Yes? No need to show a bottle of propofol and make a quip about sedation, then?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Is this seductive enough for you?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
These old hips don’t lie
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Maybe I’ll lay you out on the dinner table.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Miss Hardy, I’d like to take you out to dinner and do this the old fashioned way. You’re like a Time Stone, you’re both incredibly rare, and I’d risk the collapse of reality just to protect you.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“I am am the Sorcerer Supreme. I bend the fabric of reality for breakfast. I do not bang. At least not in the way you mean. Why don’t we have a cup of tea and discuss your obsession with my hips?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“You’ve mentioned that you want to break them, does that count or is this some other thing that Im too old to understand?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
“Breedable?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Might I suggest a sun protection spell?"
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Since you asked nicely.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“10pm to 6am. Impossible in our modern day America.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Keeps you awake all night, you mean. Men of a certain age might need more than caffeine to be up all night.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“All the Cat’s are out to play.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Get that sleep
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“It’s factually inaccurate to suggest that erections have a sound. If they do, seek help. But not from me.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Seems like I missed a lot while I was gone.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Sundays are for napping.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🧙🏻‍♂️ is there any way to turn off retweets on here?
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“My mind was on other things. And you’re not a cat, despite your many assertions.” He reached for her hand to pull her back into the bed beside him. “Let’s stay here a while longer, Felicia.” He smiled at saying her name.
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“So much caterwauling. Was the Cat fixed?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Fully charged, I hope?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Is your bed full of apples by any chance?”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Damned if I do and damned if I don’t.”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Felicia, no."
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"So long as neither one of us is growing a third eye or eating gnomes, we're all good."
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Two things can be true at the same time. In my medical opinion, you look well. And in my own opinion, you are also looking well." He was verging on flirtation but didn't want to be creepy about it.
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🧙‍♂️DM's for now, starters later today
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"My soft spot for blonds is going to get me into trouble."
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“Maybe I should go back to bed~”
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🧙‍♂️DM's are open for plotting, too
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He sighed deeply. "Around nine? Or will you be bathing at that time? I could make it closer to eleven? Or after I pay my respects to the Gracious One?"
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"What an infuriating feline."
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ǝɓuɐɹʇS ɹoʇɔoꓷ @slingingspells.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Which is why I'm remaining silent. Brooding, even." "No harm done, Miss Bowen. You are looking well."
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