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SlimShaky

@slimshaky.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.7K following 119 posts

Nature lover, human tolerater. Ukraine 🇺🇦 supporter, tfg hater.

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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Will he be buried in a closet?
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Zoom in on those "eyes". #moths
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🤣
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Apparently he's the only one who doesn't realize he'll be dead soon.
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Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) @princesskim.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Guys! I’m not Nikki Minaj ffs! I am BunnyRabbut - I have a rescue that wants me but I need an east coast foster! Pls help me! I only have 60 reposts! My friends have lots more! Pls save me! Apply at miraclelanefarmnsanctuary.com ! Pls don’t let me die here for Christmas! REPOST ME
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I think Paul is melting.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
our next president is going to be able to create an entire jobs program devoted to prying this fucker’s name off of everything. -jeff tiedrich
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Everyone needs a magic eight ball for those really hard decisions! 🤔
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
They've run out of black ink.
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Dimko Zhluktenko @dim0kq.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
While I have your attention, please consider becoming a Secret Santa for Ukrainian soldiers this year. This small gesture will show how the world is united and standing strong with Ukrainian Freedom Fighters. Details here 👇 dzygaspaw.com/secret-sant...
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Musicals ended for me at Mary Poppins.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The sad truth is, they don't want Ukraine to win. They just want to claim they ended a war.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I just need a few minutes to collect my thoughts. I used to know where to find them. 🫤
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I will be seen. Regardless of turmoil. - Google it
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It’s the same old same old. Republicans do a tantrum and break the dishes. The Democrats clean it up. It’s an abusive relationship.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
He's sure to bust his fat ass on that. 🙏
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The most I can give you. Awesome
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due. -William Inge
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A life to remember. ❤️
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My wife agrees.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Go get wood.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Never trust a man who wears a tie long enough to hide his diaper.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
We're they crazy because they were crazy, or because they were picked on for looking crazy?
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The clarity comes from reading glasses. 😆
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Code for "We're not done making shit up".
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
They can cry all they please, but they cannot change this one ...
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Set up. Perfect camera angle and nobody else around the girl.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Who knew they could read?
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If his lips are moving, he's lying.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I grew up there, so I can say this. West Virginia is run by imbeciles who enjoy being big fish in a tiny pond.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I have NEVER received one item from Taco Bell that even remotely looks like the commercial version.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm gonna buy a flag and a flagpole today and raise it as high af.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
More GOP events in Utah! 🗽
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What, the first lobotomy didn't take?
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sooo true...
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
🥷
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
He's hiding that hand...
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
These dickholes pretending not to speak English is just another poke in the eye. FINISH RUSSIA NOW
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Thank God I grew up when I did. But don't ask my wife.
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Colin Oreilly @colin0reilly.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Ariel Hand🌊💙🦋 @adajah55.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I find this amusing! I wish I could live in a tree, I don't think one has to dust up there!🤔😅
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Trump's immigration policy is to make this country so goddamned unlivable that nobody with half a brain would want to enter.
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Detroit Breakdown @detroitbreakdown.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"Forever" isn't very long by the looks of him.
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
If toads could only read...
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
All we need is one crazy Alaskan...
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If I put off mowing my yard because I don't want to kill A LOT of toads, do I need to seek help?
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SlimShaky @slimshaky.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Me too, surrounded by woods. I consider myself living in THEIR territory and try to not kill anything (except moles 👹). I even felt bad for mama spider. I need a shrink lol.
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