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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨

@slimeypoyo.bsky.social
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Just your local lazy Puffball pixel artist/spriter He/Him Best Worst fighting game player of all time #1 Jiren hater

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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite pass time in my head is to think of what if a person in the marvel universe was turned into a certain pokemon due to their x gene and analyze their mutant level and overall how useful they would be to the x men
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is no such thing as too woke methinks. There is something like having a false sense of woke that just puts you back to sleep, but never such a thing as too woke.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reap is a bald ass puffball #SoleRuin #Kirbyoc #Kirbyfc
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cornell gang rapers should have their dick and balls cut off as a bare minimum punishment.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Smash Ultimate Online quickplay has gotten me so tilted, I’m UNIRONICALLY grinding the spirit board.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Subscriptions for playing video games online being introduced were the Reaganomics of video games.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When you’re trying to watch an old school anime and the main protagonist literally does sexual harassment that just gets pushed off as being a “charming little pervert”
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think the reason why Kingdom Hearts is so confusing to many people is that there are so many minor plot holes that end up never meaning anything in the long run. That’s why I came up with the rule “If the plot hole isn’t explained or brought up, then it probably isn’t relevant.”
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Somebody canonically fucked this guy btw
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m very late to this but uuh. #SoleRuin #Kirbyfc #Kirbyoc
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Piplup's Cute Step Dance
ALT: Piplup's Cute Step Dance
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have seen 2 movies in theaters this week. Toy Story 5 and Spider-Man: Brand New Day. One movie was full of respectful adults and children and one had a crying baby in the audience. The crying baby was in Brand New Day.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Most of the time, whenever somebody says “It’s not that serious.” Yes it is.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I might be alone on this but the fact that Archie Sonic was written by Ken Penders should downscale him to ant level.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My biggest fear is Tony the Tiger watching me when I sleep.
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The entire internet
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I can’t wait to hop on Marvel Tokon in like 5 weeks and have so many people ragebait against my DBFZ Vegito countering Spider-Man.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
HUH!!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLAZBLUE LIVES!!?
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Honestly all of this ai shit being shoved down our throats have been feeling insanely desperate for at least 7 months now. They’re moving with ai like the bubble is never going to pop. They want everyone addicted so when you have to pay to use it, people will do it.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can’t WAIT to play Gta 6 on my Sega Genesis!
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
TEAMFOURSTAAAAAR!!! DROP A POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON: EXPLORERS OF SKY ABRIDGED PARODY, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hate when people treat Nintendo it’s this poor, sad company that desperately needs money when it’s the Disney of the video game industry.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If Nintendo Music was free and you just needed to but Switch online to avoid ads instead of it just being Switch online exclusive, I would consider using it.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I like how Dream Drop Distance decided to add TWEWY characters because why the fuck not? #Kingdomhearts #TWEWY
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My thoughts on the Nintendo Direct? 7.8/10: Too many dragons.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
HOLY SHIT, MINECRAFT ON THE SWITCH 2!!?
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nintendo, out of all of the game showcases getting the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer is actually insane.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
7.8/10 direct: Too many dragons.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon that isn’t a remake.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sora JUST got to this world btw.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Being a main character sucks sometimes. #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon #pmd2 #kingdomhearts
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I literally screamed of pure joy when I saw him.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Remember that time Conker split this creature in half with a chainsaw?
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The right hand always has his reasons… #pmd #pokemon #pokemonmysterydungeon #pmd2 (1/2)
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A lot of you make fun of Chopper acting like you wouldn’t do the exact same thing if you were in his shoes.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Gentle Parenting doesn’t work!!!” Mf’s when their kid accidentally spills milk:
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Invincible: Omni Man's Bloody Attack
ALT: Invincible: Omni Man's Bloody Attack
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I know Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy exists (Absolutely fantastic game, would recommend 100 times) but part of me wishes we had a 2d Final Fantasy fighting game.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
When I’m trying to enjoy a new video game franchise and trying to stop my brain from hitting me with the “Yo, what if your PMD OC’s were in this?”
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Benjiisaking Vegeta's Power Scream
ALT: Benjiisaking Vegeta's Power Scream
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nightcrawler should be the person Christians try to be.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The fact that Dragon Ball: the Breakers is the only modern Dragon Ball game with crossplay rubs me the wrong way
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ok but seriously, there is zero excuse for Bluesky to not have photos in DM’s yet.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This implies Brian is capable of getting action twice.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This one goes out to my bird anthro having folk. Do y’alls bird anthros sometimes forget they have wings and just
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Nah cause this was DIABOLICAL of me. #invincible #invinciblevs #fgc
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You know an app sucks when you’re constantly being bombarded with its ads.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
People be like “Who’s Garry?” Garry is a modder you fucking idiot. Why do you think the name of the game is Garry’s Mod?
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lol
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
How much crack do you need to make a cockroach overdose? Asking for a friend.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
His impression is almost completely flawless. I genuinely thought it was Steven Yeun this entire time.
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𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐲𝐏𝐨𝐲𝐨 @slimeypoyo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How another guild is born. (1/3) #pokemonmysterydungeon #pmd #pmd2
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