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26. she/they. bitter lesbian but also kinda dumb.

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Pownchao @pownchao.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
nerd
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zack 🦇 commissions open! @vampbyte.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
the vampyre of vingard 🩸
A dark illustration of a vampire wearing a tattered hood. He has shaggy black hair, red eyes, and long fingernails. He's holding a strange occult object with a dangling crow's foot at the end. In the background, various other unusual occult objects (a mask, a jar with a fetus, a skeletal hand with jewelry, etc.) are visible. The art has a red ornamental border with the word BLAISE on one side.
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Celine @celineloup.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
more Lucien Levy-Dhurmer, who goes incredibly hard
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Merlin G.G 🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ VisDev Artist @everydaymerlin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i still like this one 🌊🎨
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JUNKMAN @thejunkling.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
old cat studies
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orjeba @orjeba.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This house is crawling with SCANDALS AAAA anyway I'm back part 3 #scandalabra #dateeverything #art
A portrait of a lean man dressed in 18th century clothing with a ruffled jabot and long, blonde hair with curls mimicking melting wax. A lit candle wick protrudes from the top of his hair, and he wears a surprised expression, looking at someone out of frame as if eavesdropping.
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tonton🚬 @tonhru.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Collab art I did with rin_vomit_56 on ig 🖤
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Lightbox is this weekend! I’ll be at table 112 with The Washi Station and @rileysdesk.bsky.social ~
Lightbox overlay on a green heron drawing. October 24-25 2025, Lightboxexpo.com
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The debate.
A small dog tells a woman, "Experiencing the world is beautiful and vivid for me. I smell shit piss and vomit and I love it. You are controlled by ceaseless disgust. You're stunted. Haha."

The woman replies, "Yes. But I can read novels."
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Kuromi's mission.
Kuromi tells My Melody, "I will get ur ass". My Melody replies, "You will never get my ass". They are surrounded by small items: a teddy bear, a scarf, a bag, and a drink in a plastic cup.
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Ed @edansaca2.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I like him #dateeverything #art
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sanzuniur (cmms open) @sanzuniur.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
NO, I'M NOT A HUMAN. I'M A. . . #noimnotahuman
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Fox Popvli (but spooky) @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
RGB for web, RGB for that one brand, another RGB that is better than the RGB for that one brand but worse than another RGB profile made for web but only if you have a certain monitor... then each software or website interpretating each color profile its own way...AAARGH!!!
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Meg Syv @megsyv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Can confirm how real this is. In my case I had to wait over ten years but we are SO CLOSE to it finally being out of my head.
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Boneji ☠️ @bearji.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?
Legion from Castlevania. A big ball of human bodies.
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Commissions OPEN @muddyguts.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I hear the roar of a big machine hot metal and methedrine #dateeverything #dateeverythinggame #hectorvalentinoairnestocondicionado
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 01/09/2025
Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.
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🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Just reminded of the Oglaf strip with the crow lawyer. (One of the few safe for work strips, but the rest of the comics are very smutty.)
A comic strip in which a crow wakes up in a panic, only to later find out that it is not, in fact, an unprepared lawyer.
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conito 🦢 @bunbuncita.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
🎀💫✨ { #VgenComm for jo! thank you so much }
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ネヲ @newo1022.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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sumesi︎︎ @iwasi29.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Sam🐟 @dunyunrings.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I can’t wait to continue courting all these cute folks in #FieldsofMistria @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social
Digital spot illustrations of all the (apparent) romance options in Fields of Mistria in a small chibi style. From left to right on the top row they are: Reina, Celine, Valen, Juniper, and Adeline. From left to right on the bottom row they are: March, Ryis, Hayden, Balor, and Eiland.
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まるゐ_関コミC62 @00maruwi00.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
do the thing
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Karrybird @karrybird.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Here's some of the buggies I made!
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
dream of an apartment / dream of a labyrinth
an abandoned apartment, dust and refuse on the floor. an abstract thing with a shiny black carapace body and a fleshy, featureless, bulb-like head stands in the centrea dark corridor, lit from above. a fleshy grey torso-thing hangs horizontally in the air, its hands dangling. its face is grown over with an extended rusty metal framework
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Here, I updated it. Official Androgynous Inspector Gadget
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Androgynous Inspector Gadget
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Lae @ohfifteen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I havent decided if this'll be more silly goofy shenannigans or a Very Serious Art page. We shall see! Here's some of my fav recent(ish) works to kick off with!!
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🌜🍔•°{Miggs Tonite} @miggsboson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Somehow the screentones got deleted, but oh well
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雨宮ひかる🐊 @waniwaniamemi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 15/08/2025
Doggust Day 14: Bavarian mountain hound. I love the shading on this dog breed. #doggust #doggust2025
A medium sized brown hound dog, whose head is a darker shade than their body. They're sitting in front of a tall bookshelf, and a short cabinet with a zz plant and elephant ear plant on top. There's a big square of yellow light falling across the dog's body and the lower half of the furniture. The room behind is dark. Everything outside the yellow light is a monochromatic-ish blue.
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eric stirpē @stirpicus.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Kurt Vonnegut’s definition of what makes something “art” is one of my favorites I’ve seen - from a letter to his brother in 1995.
People capable of loving some paintings or etchings or whatever can rarely do this without knowing something about the art-ist. Again, the situation is social rather than scientific. Any work of art is one halt of a conversation between two human beings, and it helps a lot to know who is talking at you. Does he or she have a reputation for seriousness, for sincerity? There are virtually no beloved or respected paintings made by persons of whom we know nothing. We can even surmise a lot about the lives of whoever did the paintings in the caves underneath Lascaux, France.
So I dare to suggest that no picture can attract serious attention without a human being attached to it in the viewer's mind. If you are unwilling to attach your name to your pictures, and to say why you hope others might find them rewarding to look at, there goes the ballgame right there. Pictures are famous for their human-ness and not their picture-ness.
There is also the matter of craftsmanship. Real picture lovers like to "play along," so to speak, to look closely at the surface to see how the illusion was created by nothing but an unusual human being, with hands and eyes. If you are unwilling to say how you made your pictures, there goes the ballgame a second time.
Good luck, and love as always
K
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Daniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Mario Kart World Illustrations
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
ok I calmed down BUT I GOT NOMINATED FOR OUTSTANDING ARTIST for my original mini comic!!!!!!! RAAAAAAA
cover of Death Fiddles but instead of hands to chest, it is holding a brick. Title is Ignatz Nominee, outstanding artistOutstanding artist screenshot. Nominees include Sarah Airriess, Deb JJ Lee, Kazimir Lee, Lomig, and Anders Nilsen
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Commissions OPEN @muddyguts.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
From the cameo his VA did on tiktok #dateeverything #hectorvalentinoairnestocondicionado #dateeverythinghector
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
designs for my lesbians to put them in a proper world together
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besanya @besanya.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#dateeverything • #dorian back door I guess
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lala @huniedham.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
a miku counterpart to that one rin and len drawing i did :) #art #fanart #hatsunemiku #vocaloid
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lala @huniedham.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
this show ruled and my edred phase kinda did too ☺️ #uwe #unicornwarriorseternal #fanart #art
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lala @huniedham.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
some hxh women because i'm in love with them #hxh #hunterxhunter #fanart #pyon #gel
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MOONBTCH 🌙🔮 @moonbtch.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
my vtuber got hit by the fursona beam
Moon redesigned as an anthro dinosaur shark with a fullbody pose and close up of head. there is also a jorbo redesign
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MOONBTCH 🌙🔮 @moonbtch.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
THE CHARGEATHON IS OVER. I'm happy to be free but also... so emotional. all the messages from the commoonity about getting your creativity and spark back during this event has my heart so full 😭💜 thank you for supporting me, jorbos. we're gonna have an amazing year together!
Screenshot of stream when the chargeathon timer hit zero.
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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Nothing Doing no. 57
p1: Summer watches as Jeanie, looking startled but purposeful, marches away from their booth. Autumn, barely visible from behind the booth, bemoans the scenario. Autumn: Well, there goes Jeanie. I’m asked to talk about myself for two seconds and I can’t help but scare her off.
p2: Autumn, head in their hands, leans down towards the table as Summer pats their back. Summer: Come on, it wasn’t that bad. At least you were smiling! Or, well, you were for sure showing your teeth. A: Ugh I knew I couldn’t do this… she must think I’m such a freak
p3: Jeanie walks towards the bar, rubbing her hands together nervously. Jeanie, thinking: I can’t believe it… zines! Only the most interesting and sexually dynamic people make those! And they know themself so well -- I feel like I don’t know anything! They both must think I’m so boring… I gotta show them I’m cool… exciting!
p4: Jeanie, looking scared, slams her hands down on the bar, startling the raccoon bartender who is popping the bottlecap off a beer. J: GIVE ME AS MANY DRINKS AS IT TAKES TO MAKE ME EXCITING, please
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Djamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I painted lotus leaves. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper
a painting of a girl standing below big lotus leaves
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@skirtsan @skirtsan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
#art #phainon
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🕸ana🕸 @anapijamas.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
unspecified character crushes
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Whoops
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