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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE

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26 | 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 | Archiver of the Slime Institute | CC0 Happily with @grapejuicejosh1 (X) Insta: @Viscosapien PFP By @gendomx.bsky.social Banner by @feruart.bsky.social Say hi!

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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 20/08/2026
Lucas should know not to try anything with his tentacles around another slime. Especially not Vic. Not to worry though. Vic's happy to remind him to know his limits!~ Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 20/08/2026
Pankies come delivered fresh to your door! We usually ship them in one box, but we gotta be careful. Some Panky flavors tend to mess around with others while in transit hehe Thanks to @bragotiger.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 21/07/2026
New skin! I think porting my MC skin to VRChat came to me in an actual dream and it has worked better than I had thought possible tbh
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 21/07/2026
Tentacles have a tendency to sprout from anywhere... especially if you're not paying attention. Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 21/07/2026
Filling a hot tub with your own mass is fun, but it's more fun with others~ Once you start melting, and your edges start to fuse, it can be a very overwhelming experience. And that's before the tentacles come out hehe~ Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/07/2026
There is seldom a better feeling than having your core groped. It's enough to make ya melt!~ Thanks to @hitonywrr.bsky.social for this amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/07/2026
Spud doesn't come formed out of the box. It takes effort to take his beautiful shape. That effort, however, isn't yours. It's his own. Thanks to @bragotiger.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :D
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
Got a small sticker pack made recently for Ian! Hopefully we can use these on some IRL shots of myself. Those will probably go up on the SFW alt though. Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for the amazing work! It was a blast to see them drawn on stream :3
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
Coco, Parcha, y Piña are great separately, but they're best when mixed and served together. Though... they can't just mix out in the open hehe~ Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
Around this time of year back at home, as the summer heat starts to roll around... a classic trio of ice cream flavors shows up to help beat the heat! Hay como extraño el sabor de Parcha, Coco, y Piña~ 🇵🇷 Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
We're proud to introduce Manuel!~ Made from the finest Manchego, and he knows it. Not just anyone gets to have a bite of him. Just, don't remind him about Queso. He does not like to associate with the other cheeses XD Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
Although rare, sometimes clones from different PleSEm hosts meet. They get so pleasured by each other, they can't help but try to merge with what they think is their host. This causes them to effectively cancel out! Thanks to @bragotiger.bsky.social for this amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
The best part of staying late at the gym? A friendly, slimy face waiting for ya at the lockers. Not that he's ever tired. It's just rare to see him not busy hehe~ Thanks to @coldnothingx (on X) for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
We've received a bit of feedback. A full serving can be a lot! That's why we're proud to announce our mini microwaveable Spud and Mack cups! Ready in just a few minutes, and always served with a smile :3 Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :D
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
A Mushroom king can be hard to remove once the infestation gets to that point. Its subjects seem to know their way with slimes... especially since they're after their seed!~ Thanks to @BaraBoy__ on X for another amazing piece!!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
The gym's got a new member. He doesn't use any of the machines, or do any exercise. He's only there there to clean up... after making a mess ;3 Introducing Lucas! Our newest slime! Thanks to @coldnothingx (on X) for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 28/06/2026
Not all cheese is the same. Some of it is extra thick, and extra gooey. That's for Mack, our newest food creation here at Panky Foods! That being said, there's nothing stopping you from mixing them for a better Mac and Cheese!~ Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
PleSEm doesn't need to many slimes. Besides, any more and he wouldn't be able to give them such personal attention! He needs to, of course. It makes their seed all the tastier ;3 Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing, melty piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Austin didn't think he had it in him... at least until he was in him! Collin's been moving up the ranks. Won't be long until he's trying stuff on him lol~ Not that he minds, of course~ Thanks to @icecypherx on Twitter for this amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Panky foods is experimenting with a little extra guy ya can add with your sweets. Fluff, our new whip cream topping, will be out soon! Though... we don't suspect he'll be the one topping heh~ Thanks to @koki_arts on Twitter for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
You've gotta be careful with a fungi outbreak. If they keep finding slimes they'll eventually grow and feed enough to make a mushroom king! Then it can really turn into an infestation~ Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Our pankies are edible all over. Feel free to eat them up from anywhere! Even down there hehe, they seem to especially enjoy it~ Thanks to @clumsydrawing on Twitter for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Can't have fries without a little Queso, can't you? Enjoy the hearty crispy taste of Fry paired with our rich creamy Queso today! Thanks to @sillykb0y.bsky.social for another amazing piece with these two foodies :D
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Sometimes our clients want their Pankies a little extra stuff. It's a problem we usually leave to the Pankies themselves. They do tend to get a little creative~ Thanks to @koki_arts on Twitter for another delicious piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Not all slimes resist. Some join willingly. Some even seek Plesem clones out! It's a tantalizing feeling to have each drop in contact with him feel so good... and yet still desire more!~ Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Buttermilk is so full of himself... or well... full of syrup. Not to worry. He'll be happy to let ya fix that hehe. For some, the syrup of a Panky is the best part!~ Thanks to @clumsydrawing on Twitter for another delicious piece ;3
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
Rubbing dicks is fun, but rubbing cores is better. It turns into a race, who melts first? Guess this one was a tie lol Thanks to @lanecoddy on Twitter for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
PleSEm doesn't cum clones for no reason. They're more nimble, smaller, and can more easily find other slimes. Slimes they can capture, and absorb into their harem~ They need more slime seed to grow after all. Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 05/04/2026
A taste test is always necessary on every dish, even if you yourself are the dish! Needless to say, I think this Panky passed the test ;3 Thanks to @koki_arts on Twitter for this amazing piece of Buttermilk :D
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 26/01/2026
Here at Panky Foods, we always seek to innovate. Even the foods try out new concepts for us. Next time you're extra hungry, try our newest XL chocolate stuffed Mellows. Each hand stuffed with rich Chocobear syrup~ Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on Twitter) for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 26/01/2026
I can't help it! Josh always makes me melt in bed~ I don't think he minds though. Certainly helps with cleanup ;3 Thanks to @gendomx.bsky.social for another amazing piece for Josh and I :3
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 26/01/2026
He might be the smaller slime, but Collin's not going easy on Vic. Most assuredly to his surprise. His core is just such a big, tantalizing weak point~ Thanks to Flankity on FA for another amazingly gooey piece :3
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 26/01/2026
Can't decide which flavor to pick? Make it a Sample Stack! Order now for our most popular pankies, including Chocobear, Big Bone Buttermilk, and introducing Strawdaddy in his new bull mold! Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on Twitter) for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 26/01/2026
Sometimes it's nice to just melt away. It's easier when you're in a larger slime's hands. Metaphorically, and even literally once he grabs your core ;3 Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
Sometimes you just gotta give yourself a little self love. Slimes can take that a little more literally. Wouldn't you want to make out with yourself?~ Thanks to @lanecoddy (on X) for this amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
"G30 units are sensitive systems. The Aura Robotics Corporation recommends against manually undervolting or overvolting any components in your units" Maybe they should've told the bots instead of the owners, lol Thanks to @bara-boy.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
To slimes, a "handjob" can be slightly different to what most humans expect. Frank doesn't seem to mind heh. All he cares about is Austin's core, and feeling him melt onto him~ Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another fantastic piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
Sometimes, Pankies get too curious about their flavors, especially if ordered together. There's no telling what'll happen when they're delivered. It's OK though, we haven't heard any complaints from the customers ;3 Thanks to @clumsydrawing (on X) for this amazing, sweet piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
All clones must eventually return to their master. It's not as simple as just melting away though. They must cum themselves back in!~ We'll probably do some more pieces with this guy soon, and how he interacts with other slimes~ Thanks again to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing work!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
Slime cum is inert in small quantities, but if you put enough of it together, it can take on a life of its own~ That was the concept behind PleSEm, a big lard of a coreless slime, that cums clones of himself. Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for this amazing set of pieces!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
He will be baked soon. I think he'll be alright though ;3 Thanks to @undercroftart.bsky.social for this gooey little piece featuring Ian!!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
They certainly didn't believe it at first, but it's true! Minkos are 100% rich creamy ice cream through and through! Enough to last all night, and then some, heh. Just try not to get brain freeze ;3 Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
Who says the clones have to be full size? Vic sure doesn't ;3 Though I don't think he'll be able to keep them formed for much longer, much less himself XD Thanks to @Marit0zzo (on X) for another amazing piece! :D
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
Not all viruses for G30 are in it for the spread. Some of them are in it for the data. These units can easily spill their secrets if you keep them... distracted with a few hallucinations ;3 Thanks to zzedbear (on X) for another amazing piece with G30 :D
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
They didn't really say which three heads the dragon had. All we know is that there's still space for you~ Come now, don't you want to join the others? Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!~
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 22/12/2025
You don't have to eat your Panky quickly. Sometimes it's more fun to take a slower, and tender approach~ Little bites here and there, and a mess of syrup. What a way to have breakfast! Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 17/08/2025
It would be wise not to tease Frank. He may not have the bigger core, but he definitely has the bigger temper! Maybe that was Vic's plan all along though XD Thanks to @feruart.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 17/08/2025
"Come on in! Slime's warm~" Hot tubs can be fun for slimes, especially if you've got enough mass to fill it. Just be careful you don't get too hot and melt away! Thanks to @zzedbear (on Twitter) for this amazing piece!
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 17/08/2025
When a G30 unit gets infected, it can be a really involved repair. Some owners have their fun though. It can be fascinating to watch them freeze up near a strong magnet, or when you remove a memory cartridge ;3 Thanks to @zzedbear (On Twitter) for another amazing piece!! #wireplay #asfr
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Ian (The Slime Guy) 🔞 🔜 ANE @slimeguy.net · 17/08/2025
I don't think this R4Y unit knew what it was getting into. Crossing wires can be really dangerous, especially across different models. Then again, dangerous can be fun~ It'll be quite something to fix them later though XD Thanks to @sebdy1812.bsky.social for another amazing piece! :3 #wireplay
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